Widder, SASS #59054 Posted December 16, 2023 Share Posted December 16, 2023 Seems like every time someone dies, everyone was their friend and they lit up a room when they walked in. Well, honestly, they won't say that about me unless they are lying. And they won't say everyone who met me liked me, especially my X's. They'll never say TN Williams was a 'babe magnet'. They'll probably never say that Pat Riot misses California politics and gun laws. They'll never say Phantom needed SG lessons or Missouri Lefty was slow. AND..... this one is a classic: They'll never say PWB knew nothing about SASS rules and guidelines. Merry Christmas Y'all. ..........Widder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeaconKC Posted December 16, 2023 Share Posted December 16, 2023 They won't say "He was the soul of tact." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted December 16, 2023 Share Posted December 16, 2023 Ain’t likely anyone’ll say I was bashful… Probably won’t say I was quiet!!! They won’t many of ‘em say they liked riding with me, but there’s a few as might. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted December 16, 2023 Share Posted December 16, 2023 I don’t care what they say about me when I am gone as I will be dead. I truly hope that anything is said it’s not said by some faux religious type in a bad suit espousing a bunch of crap that I wouldn’t want to hear when I was alive holding his hands in some stupid fashion to display piety and reverence. What I would like to be said is “The ribs are almost ready. Grab your plates and whatever you’re drinking and get some food. Somebody needs to turn up the rock-n-roll. This is a wake, not a funeral!” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted December 16, 2023 Share Posted December 16, 2023 "She was a good man." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckshot Bear Posted December 16, 2023 Share Posted December 16, 2023 I hope my wife doesn't sell all my stuff for the price I told her I paid for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eyesa Horg Posted December 16, 2023 Share Posted December 16, 2023 They'll say my alias should have been "Mal Content". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rye Miles #13621 Posted December 16, 2023 Share Posted December 16, 2023 I wonder who's getting his guns?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Dan Troop 70448 Posted December 16, 2023 Share Posted December 16, 2023 Few will remember me or know when I'm gone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L Posted December 16, 2023 Share Posted December 16, 2023 As my daughter has stated that she plans to dump me out in the desert when I am old and feeble, I am pretty sure that she will not say - "See you later"! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 Posted December 16, 2023 Share Posted December 16, 2023 5 hours ago, Marshal Dan Troop 70448 said: Few will remember me or know when I'm gone. There is a solution to that. Borrow a lot of money from them. Spend it, then die. I guarantee, they'll talk about you and remember you! Frequently!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001 Posted December 16, 2023 Share Posted December 16, 2023 Chickasaw was the voice of reason Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pb Mark Posted December 16, 2023 Share Posted December 16, 2023 Wonder who paid for his funeral? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crooked River Pete, SASS 43485 Posted December 16, 2023 Share Posted December 16, 2023 Six pallbearers will be more than enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Original Lumpy Gritz Posted December 16, 2023 Share Posted December 16, 2023 That OLG was 'Unique' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 Posted December 16, 2023 Share Posted December 16, 2023 Who? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dantankerous Posted December 16, 2023 Share Posted December 16, 2023 Several years ago in the local obituaries I saw what I thought was the perfect write up for the deceased. (Mine will be something very similar.) Here it is: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J-BAR #18287 Posted December 16, 2023 Share Posted December 16, 2023 "I knew him well." Nope. My wife knows me pretty well, and my kids. Others not so much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Gauntlet , SASS 60619 Posted December 16, 2023 Share Posted December 16, 2023 My grandkids call me Old Koskoosh, from Jack London's story "The Law of Life". When Old Koskoosh is no longer strong enough to follow the tribe when they strike tents for new hunting grounds, they'll leave him a fire, a few sticks, and a fur coat. After that, it's up to the wolves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abilene Slim SASS 81783 Posted December 16, 2023 Share Posted December 16, 2023 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bgavin Posted December 17, 2023 Share Posted December 17, 2023 I want to be cremated, then dumped out of a plane over Los Angeles so I can become air pollution. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
watab kid Posted December 17, 2023 Share Posted December 17, 2023 23 hours ago, Pat Riot said: I don’t care what they say about me when I am gone as I will be dead. I truly hope that anything is said it’s not said by some faux religious type in a bad suit espousing a bunch of crap that I wouldn’t want to hear when I was alive holding his hands in some stupid fashion to display piety and reverence. What I would like to be said is “The ribs are almost ready. Grab your plates and whatever you’re drinking and get some food. Somebody needs to turn up the rock-n-roll. This is a wake, not a funeral!” amen , you took the words right out of my head , also build a nice fire for folks to relax around - everybody likes a great fire Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted December 17, 2023 Share Posted December 17, 2023 ey will NEVER say I was shy, quiet, cautious, or reserved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
largo casey #19191 Posted December 17, 2023 Share Posted December 17, 2023 You need a SHAVE. Largo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texas Lizard Posted December 17, 2023 Share Posted December 17, 2023 Dump him and fill her up....It is getting cold out here.... Texas Lizard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted December 17, 2023 Share Posted December 17, 2023 what they wont say when I'm gone He was fast! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
watab kid Posted December 17, 2023 Share Posted December 17, 2023 i think , we all think similar on this , but i do have personal experience in the last two months i need to share here on the serious side , i lost one of my dearest friends , an old marine of multiple tour VN era , he always thought that we might have trouble finding six to carry - at his memorial service we had to pull out extra chairs from another venue because there were so many that came and stayed , my relationship with that man was shorter than most that were there , most of them were relatives , friends from his service in the fire department , friends from his years working at DPMS , and friends from his time at our local gun club working and shooting with them , also hunting friends , the only friends that i know didnt show up was one on a hunting trip and the other is dyeing of cancer , i had just had my pacemaker installed and others drove hundreds of miles just for that celebration of life , a lot of us spent the evening remembering , a lot of us have remembered since , in those moments of reflection when you hear his voice saying that phrase you have never forgotten and will always remember , DONT ever think you will be forgotten , you have touched so many other lives even if you didnt even know it , ive always underestimated that in my life till i saw what my friends turnout pointed out my wrong thinking , he was one of the best things that ever happened to me and introduced me to all of my very best friends , as well as some great acquaintances and steered me from some not so good acquaintances , i know ive belabored this with a lot of verbiage but ive not said much of my friend outside of my friends till now , it was time i did Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LawMan Mark, SASS #57095L Posted December 17, 2023 Share Posted December 17, 2023 They'll say, "So that's where we get the name for that syndrome". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted December 17, 2023 Share Posted December 17, 2023 48 minutes ago, LawMan Mark, SASS #57095L said: They'll say, "So that's where we get the name for that syndrome". There'a a "horses ass syndrome"? I had a VA doctor in California suggested that for me. I didn't know it was already taken. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imis Twohofon,SASS # 46646 Posted December 17, 2023 Share Posted December 17, 2023 They wont say "He was quiet and reserved, a true gentleman." Imis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LawMan Mark, SASS #57095L Posted December 17, 2023 Share Posted December 17, 2023 And they won't say, "he was quiet and kept to himself" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cypress Sun Posted December 17, 2023 Share Posted December 17, 2023 They'll never say... He had no sense of humor This is a non-alcohol celebration of life He was always politically correct He always drove the speed limit If they say any of the above, they're at the wrong guys service! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Linn Keller, SASS 27332, BOLD 103 Posted December 17, 2023 Share Posted December 17, 2023 He was a man of few words. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted December 17, 2023 Share Posted December 17, 2023 2 hours ago, Linn Keller, SASS 27332, BOLD 103 said: He was a man of few words. .......... (but we won't mention that they were all swear words ) ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 Posted December 17, 2023 Share Posted December 17, 2023 Okay. What WON'T they say? He was a nice, polite, go along to get along type of guy. Humble and soft spoken. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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