Jump to content
SASS Wire Forum

Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984

Territorial Governors
  • Posts

    58,965
  • Joined

  • Last visited

  • Days Won

    11

Everything posted by Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984

  1. Just say, “Alexa, set alarm for 3AM.”
  2. During my Freshman and sophomore year (yes, both in one year) I too worked in an abbatoir. The poles worked the killing floor, the French Canadians (my PCness stops me from saying frogs, canucks and pollocks) worked in the boning room. I worked with both. I got a 10¢ raise to a whopping 1.70 an hour and the the minimum wage was raised to 1.65. Ha, big deal. after that I worked computer jobs at my university and free lance for faculty and grad students. And for the Forest Service as a GS5 doing computer stuff.
  3. But did you learn not to put bras and panties into a hot dryer. — it destroys spandex.
  4. As for the bit about “has anyone done this before”? in the 70s Detroit was very interested in robots. Carnegie Mellon was a leading school for robotics research. Scholars did a presentation to automotive engineers and mentioned squeaky wheels when the robot turned and how they solved the problem. A Detroit engineer said “It’s called camber”.
  5. As for meteorites, analysis of Antarctic ice indicates that 5200 metric tons of meteorites fall on Earth annually. Another estimate is 40,000 metric tons.
  6. the balloon over Montana was tracked as over Alaska, Canada, then Montana.
  7. A lawyer parks his brand-new Porsche in front of the office to show it off to his colleagues. As he's getting out of the car, a semi-trailer comes flying along too close to the curb and takes off the door before speeding off. Distraught, the lawyer grabs his cell and calls the Police. Five minutes later, the police arrive. Before the officer has a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer starts screaming hysterically, "My Porsche, my beautiful silver Porsche is ruined! No matter how long it's in the shop, it simply will never be the same again!" After the lawyer finally finishes his rant, the policeman shakes his head in disgust. "I can't believe how materialistic you bloody lawyers are," he says. "You lot are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else in your life." "How can you say such a thing at a time like this?" snaps the lawyer. The policeman replies, "Didn't you notice your arm was torn off?" The lawyer looks down in horror. He screams, "Oh my God, where's my Rolex?"
  8. “They couldn’t have won the war without us, we were in logistics.”
×
×
  • Create New...

Important Information

By using this site, you agree to our Terms of Use.