Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984

One way street

the Twist

Artillery, it's not just cannonballs anymore.

I-94 in Kentucky?

Geez, I never get mail like. Come to think of it, How would I know, I don't open any of it.

Condors

4 billion kernels of popcorn and a trillion peanuts?

In days of yore, artillery was directed by a SGT or Looie with a pair of binoculars and a compass, then calculated by a few guys in a van or tent with charts and slide rules. Now it’s more often directed by a high-tech toy in the sky with satellite navigation and a microcomputer.

Owls

Better than no breath at all

Bowel movement

You see the warts, nephew won’t.

Galòns. In Spanish.

bonkers

In the original version of this the Pope was driving and that is #1.

The artillery was fed GPS data from drones. It can be extraordinarily accurate, right down to knocking on hatches.

Carton

Basket

Confidently

#3

We would pour a shot of it into an ashtray and put a match to it.

Can’t find “eerie”. if you hum a few bars, maybe I’ll remember it.

Tisket

Fair dinkum

Doubtless