Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984

It's all in an unbreakable code.

Saint Peter

charcoal

If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times, stop exaggerating.

Potash

You extrapolate your little world and assume everyone does the same or else they are weird.

suppose i just won the magabuks for a billion. that'd be $500M lump sum,and $300M atfter taxes. Now, I have cousins all over this region, I dont bother them, they dont bother me, but I bet they'd come out of the woodwork. I dont think I'd give any of them a sawbuck. Three schools I'd give something significant to. SaSS is not a 401c3 so i wouldn't give them anything. A whole passle of charties would ask for handouts. I cant think of one I'd give to.

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chalk

"joined with Singapore"? Singapore is a country all by itself.

You watch too much tv. The medulla oblongata is what shuts down everything.

Ihop

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