Texas Lizard
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Win an Entire Pallet of 9mm Ammo!
Texas Lizard replied to Father Kit Cool Gun Garth's topic in SASS Wire Saloon
Thinking the same thing....Plus still have to pay sir tax.... Texas Lizard -
Did they loose something???? Texas Lizard
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So what did say you are doing under your clothes??? Texas Lizard Stop that, you will go XXXXX...
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I guess it is all back to working..... Texas Lizard
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On cold nights 2 extra, sleep nice and warm....And I don't own any dogs..... Texas Lizard
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Sleep with two....I don't think so....... Texas Lizard
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Short day, long night.....I guess I only need two girls for that night.....Maybe three.... Texas Lizard
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I wonder if schools would ever go that deep into and teach it that way???
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I don't think so....Not even if I was drank........ Texas Lizard
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I thought this was in California.....We are only about 10 years behind and a little over priced....With no end in sight.....But we need it....It goes nowhere.... Texas Lizard
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Sounds about right....
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We also have topless house cleaners....I could send them your way.... Texas Lizard
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Enjoy the beer the night before....Then put the can to use.... Texas Lizard
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Looks like you might be a little slow on the reloading.... Texas Lizard
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It would be just a big hole in the ground.....With lot of trash and maybe a few dead bodies...Weighted.... Texas Lizard
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No pictures you need to describe your item for sale.... Texas Lizard
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All that stuff folds up to fit the saddle bag....Newest thing for the movies... Texas Lizard
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Shower with a friend...Of the opposite sex....Maybe two...Can save time and water.... Texas Lizard
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ARRAH! A BOTHERSOME THING!
Texas Lizard replied to Linn Keller, SASS 27332, BOLD 103's topic in SASS Wire Saloon
If all fails get a good nights sleep....And start fresh in the morning....Trouble shoot it piece by piece..One step at at time.... Texas Lizard -
In California, they will arrest you if you do not go surfing
Texas Lizard replied to Alpo's topic in SASS Wire Saloon
Only if you have NO pants on while surfing.....And if you bleached your hair blond..... Texas Lizard -
If we are lucky...Maybe they will keep him.... Texas Lizard Naaaa they will just return....We are still stuck with him.....
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Do they call that one a trans margarita??? Texas Lizard
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There is always the virgin margarita...... Texas Lizard
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Worried about the summer...Try King Salmon, Alaska....Summer was light at 2 in the morning....Winter was a long night....If you had company, a long night was good.... Texas Lizard
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I prefer it is 5 o'clock somewhere... Texas Lizard Margarita Time
