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Texas Lizard

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  1. I thought this was in California.....We are only about 10 years behind and a little over priced....With no end in sight.....But we need it....It goes nowhere.... Texas Lizard
  2. Sounds about right....
  3. We also have topless house cleaners....I could send them your way.... Texas Lizard
  4. Enjoy the beer the night before....Then put the can to use.... Texas Lizard
  5. Looks like you might be a little slow on the reloading.... Texas Lizard
  6. It would be just a big hole in the ground.....With lot of trash and maybe a few dead bodies...Weighted.... Texas Lizard
  7. No pictures you need to describe your item for sale.... Texas Lizard
  8. All that stuff folds up to fit the saddle bag....Newest thing for the movies... Texas Lizard
  9. Shower with a friend...Of the opposite sex....Maybe two...Can save time and water.... Texas Lizard
  10. If all fails get a good nights sleep....And start fresh in the morning....Trouble shoot it piece by piece..One step at at time.... Texas Lizard
  11. Only if you have NO pants on while surfing.....And if you bleached your hair blond..... Texas Lizard
  12. If we are lucky...Maybe they will keep him.... Texas Lizard Naaaa they will just return....We are still stuck with him.....
  13. Do they call that one a trans margarita??? Texas Lizard
  14. There is always the virgin margarita...... Texas Lizard
  15. Worried about the summer...Try King Salmon, Alaska....Summer was light at 2 in the morning....Winter was a long night....If you had company, a long night was good.... Texas Lizard
  16. I prefer it is 5 o'clock somewhere... Texas Lizard Margarita Time
  17. I guess my flip phone will catch up some day..... Texas Lizard
  18. It seems to me....They were giving them something to clean there bottom...Before dropping in later that night, for some fun... Texas Lizard
  19. Unless you have a lot of old pennies saved....Which I do... Texas Lizard
  20. Move your toes out of the way..... Texas Lizard
  21. Are those called indoor swimming pools??? For year round swimming??? Texas Lizard
  22. Pancho Villa......I the only to invade America....At least part of it..... Texas Lizard
  23. Nice idea....We are about 10 to 15 years behind and way over cost...Add Canada....We would go into the next century and money well, someones pockets well lined... Texas Lizard
  24. If I remember right, them island girls did not wear much in clothes...If any...Now that could be a great sight.... Texas Lizard
  25. I can understand why you do not have a problem with winkles...A good stretch ... Texas Lizard
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