Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L

Got five of these on the same day a few weeks ago. Still waiting for the revenuers to show up.

That's one light case of ammo! (or one extremely strong guy).

The tailbone is connected to the uhhh?

And for additional style points!

Are these boots legal?

Love watching the landings!

Motor's runnin', but transmission's not in gear.

"To Infinity and OOPS!!!!"

Plastic or paper?

I worked with IJ for many years on the board of The Cowboys. He was committed to the club and SASS. He will be missed.

Parking space related but not handicapped: There is an annual ethnic festival in a park near the condo complex a former girlfriend lived in. Upwards of 25,000 people would attend and the park only had a few hundred parking spaces so the attendees would park everywhere within a couple of miles. Well, we came back to her condo and there was a car in her designated spot. So, I got my tow strap, tied it to the car in her spot and with my full sized Bronco, I pulled the car out of the spot, dragged it about 200 feet and left it next to a fire hydrant.

Stepdaughter is a vegetarian - UNTIL bacon is available at our home!!!!

How come no one has mentioned P.D.Q. Bach yet?

This - "From the time I was an itty bitty boy I would pick the bowl up in both hands, tilt it up to my mouth, and drink it." Though I might use just one hand sometimes. I even add extra milk to the bowl for this purpose.