Subdeacon Joe

You had to scrub the mold off those old fashioned dry cured hams.

Easy to find in the parking lot.

There were stories of the first sounds at the start of an auction were "thumb busters being cocked."

Cataracts can mess with depth perception. Messed up depth perception can cause vertigo.

Aliens parked here

A Culinary Experiment Ham Burger Patties 2 cups Ground Ham ¼ tsp Hot Smoked Spanish Paprika 1 TBS powdered Ham Base 1 Egg ~ ½ - ¾ cup Quick Rolled Oats A few grinds of black pepper Mix well, form into patties (really compress them), cook in nonstick skillet with a little butter over medium low heat until GB&D. Turned out pretty good. Good enough to type up and save.

Police Departments across our republic have received reports that highly addictive substances will soon be circulating in our area. These substances go by names like "Thin Mints," "Caramel DeLites," "Peanut Butter Patties," and "Lemonades." These substances are distributed by strong, smart, fearless young women who will lure you in with their good-cause story and get you hooked. Many people start with just one box, but one turns into two, two turns into five, and the next thing you know, you're hiding your stash in your freezer. We want the community to know that we are here for you. Police will set up a dropoff location for these "Girl Scout Cookies" at the local police stations, where our officers can dispose of them safely.

My wife gets it about late November through March. "Seasonal Positional Vertigo" the doctor called it. https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/28796081/

Coincidence....about 3 hours ago I checked your FB to see if you had posted there recently. Thanks for poking your head in

Yeah, I could be done of your 4XGreat grandsons! Being that you're older than dirt you fall outside the real of the "named" generations.