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  1. Universal Laws: 1. Law of Mechanical Repair - After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee... 2. Law of Gravity - Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible place in the universe. 3. Law of Probability - The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act. 4. Law of Random Numbers - If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal - and someone always answers. 6. Variation Law - If you impatiently change lines, when standing, or traffic lanes, while driving, the one you were in will always move faster than the one you moved to.... (works every time) 7. Law of the Bath - When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings. 8. Law of Close Encounters - The probability of meeting someone you know INCREASES dramatically when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with. 9. Law of the Result - When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, IT WILL!!! 10. Law of Bio-Mechanics - The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach. 11. Law of the Theater &Hockey Arena - At any given event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle, always arrive last. They are the ones who will leave their seats several times to go for food, beer, or the restroom and who leave early before the end of the performance or the game is over. The folks in the aisle seats come early, never move once, have long gangly legs or big bellies and stay to the bitter end of the performance. The aisle people also are very surly folk. 12. The Coffee Law - As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold. 13. Murphy's Law of Lockers - If there are only 2 people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers. 14. Law of Physical Surfaces - The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor, are directly correlated with the newness and cost of the carpet or rug. 15. Law of Logical Argument - Anything is possible IF you don't know what you are talking about. 16. Brown's Law of Physical Appearance - If the clothes fit, they're ugly. 17. Olivers Law of Public Speaking - A CLOSED MOUTH GATHERS NO FEET!!! 18. Wilson's Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy As soon as you find a product that you really like葉hey will stop making it. 19. Doctors' Law - If you don't feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor, by the time you get there you'll feel better.. But, don't make an appointment, and you'll stay sick.
  2. How do you define pizza? A Flatbread with stuff on top? If that's it, then pizza goes back a couple of thousand years. In Naples, which is where the food variety we know as pizza here in the US originated, street vendors were selling Flatbread topped with oil, salt, garlic, herbs, and maybe a little fish in the 1600s. It didn't seem to have changed much by the 1800s, "In 1831, Samuel Morse – inventor of the telegraph – described pizza as a ‘species of the most nauseating cake … covered over with slices of pomodoro or tomatoes, and sprinkled with little fish and black pepper and I know not what other ingredients, it altogether looks like a piece of bread that has been taken reeking out of the sewer’." 1st pizzeria in the US opened in 1906. The pizza was bread, sauce, and cheese. It wasn't until after WWII that pizza really gained widespread popularity in the US and gradually became the kitchen sink and fusion cuisine we see now.
  3. I like the subtle hint of leaving the furniture polish on the table for you.
  4. Thanks for the answer. I did find: https://www.pcgs.com/news/1938-d-d-over-s-buffalo-nickel-varieties Sounds like they took a brute force approach and pressed it into a master to try to reshape the S to a D.
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