Subdeacon Joe

Look for beef on sale and grind it yourself. I'll buy tri tip on sale at 3 bucks a pound, likely 4 bucks now, and grind it for burgers.

Ah. Snapping your fingers to stop a charging elephant. Thought so.

How will a flashing red light deter crime?

About the Wilshire Grand

The guy in front isn't wearing gloves.

Either Wings of Eagles or Sands of Iwo Jima

With a roasting pan, some foil, and a disposable foil tray you can rig up a stovetop smoker. Something along the lines of this just a few modifications because of the type of pot. Or maybe sort of like

I hung the black ribbon on our flag about an hour ago.

Now, now....don't make fun of him because his knee locked up on him!

Lisa and I really like that version. Especially the portraile of the Constable. The supporting actors of the Tuscan Chefs Regiment are pretty good too:

Looks like they need to weld on a pipe wrench.

The comment by Mr. Bob about Polonius got me to browsing. Wonderful speech, and very sage advice: That site also provided a "translation" into contemporary English (I'll not say "modern English" as The Bard did compose in modern English). Talk about pressing the juice out of something: Good GAWD! What dreck. Now, re my subject line: