Waxahachie Kid #17017 L Posted July 10, 2020 Share Posted July 10, 2020 Looks like Washington is now made the decision to change the name of it's football team. I guess being politically correct has won out. They are soliciting new names for the team. What would be your choice, if you had the naming rights? Mine would be the RedNecks. I know that might offend Jeff Foxworthy, but it is close to the present name of (dare I say it?) Redskins....gasp! I thought about submitting the name: the "Honkeys", but the liberal/leftists/democrats/p.c. crowd might get their wittle feelings bruised. . I am part Cherokee, and I found no offense in the name they have. I guess if I were full blood Cherokee, then perhaps I should??? Your turn. W.K. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Hangtree Posted July 10, 2020 Share Posted July 10, 2020 Washington Chickensheets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted July 10, 2020 Share Posted July 10, 2020 Yellow Streaks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cypress Sun Posted July 10, 2020 Share Posted July 10, 2020 Washington Thinskins Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yul Lose Posted July 10, 2020 Share Posted July 10, 2020 Turds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Hangtree Posted July 10, 2020 Share Posted July 10, 2020 6 minutes ago, Yul Lose said: Turds. Change their uniforms to all brown? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joke 'um Posted July 10, 2020 Share Posted July 10, 2020 The Wokes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 Posted July 10, 2020 Share Posted July 10, 2020 On a more serious note, one of the suggestions being considered is "Washington Red Tails," after the Tuskegee Airmen... That wouldn't bother me. In fact, I kinda like it. (I got to meet one of the gentlemen once, back in the '70's) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abilene Slim SASS 81783 Posted July 10, 2020 Share Posted July 10, 2020 Sports writer for the Wall Street Journal said that due to their record of the last 20+ years, it should be the Washington Sadness Machine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noz Posted July 10, 2020 Share Posted July 10, 2020 7 minutes ago, Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 said: On a more serious note, one of the suggestions being considered is "Washington Red Tails," after the Tuskegee Airmen... That wouldn't bother me. In fact, I kinda like it. (I got to meet one of the gentlemen once, back in the '70's) I would object to the insult done to a group of honorable men using their good name to represent a bunch of thugs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozark Huckleberry Posted July 10, 2020 Share Posted July 10, 2020 Name the team the Skidmarks, get Fruit of the Loom as commercial sponsor for the stadium. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cat Brules Posted July 10, 2020 Share Posted July 10, 2020 The Washington Yellow-Bellies ? Cat Brules Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crooked River Pete, SASS 43485 Posted July 10, 2020 Share Posted July 10, 2020 The way things are going, lets just get it over with, call them the "Reds" and use Che Guevara as an emblem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlie Harley, #14153 Posted July 10, 2020 Share Posted July 10, 2020 1 hour ago, Noz said: I would object to the insult done to a group of honorable men using their good name to represent a bunch of thugs. Good point. I didn’t think of that angle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rye Miles #13621 Posted July 10, 2020 Share Posted July 10, 2020 Leave it the redskins and change the log to a redskin potato!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dantankerous Posted July 10, 2020 Share Posted July 10, 2020 Kansas City Redskins Washington Chiefs Blow their minds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramblin Gambler Posted July 10, 2020 Share Posted July 10, 2020 Virginia Redskins. Remove any hint of DC and it won't be offensive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sedalia Dave Posted July 10, 2020 Share Posted July 10, 2020 4 hours ago, Waxahachie Kid #17017 L said: I am part Cherokee, and I found no offense in the name they have. I guess if I were full blood Cherokee, then perhaps I should??? That’s because those making all the noise have the same blood quantum as Elizabeth Warren. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L Posted July 10, 2020 Share Posted July 10, 2020 For some reason, a golf term comes to mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krazy Kajun Posted July 10, 2020 Share Posted July 10, 2020 Washington Foreskins Kajun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawdog Dago Dom Posted July 10, 2020 Share Posted July 10, 2020 Congressional Weenies After Congressman Anthony Wiener C-Weenies for short Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 Posted July 11, 2020 Share Posted July 11, 2020 I think you're on to something there Lawdog: How about "WASHINGTON WEENIES" Catchy ain't it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LawMan Mark, SASS #57095L Posted July 11, 2020 Share Posted July 11, 2020 Renaming pro football teams? To quote Monte Walsh, "...you can't have no idea how little I care". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Original Lumpy Gritz Posted July 11, 2020 Share Posted July 11, 2020 8 hours ago, Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 said: On a more serious note, one of the suggestions being considered is "Washington Red Tails," after the Tuskegee Airmen... That wouldn't bother me. In fact, I kinda like it. (I got to meet one of the gentlemen once, back in the '70's) OH, HELL NO They have done NOTHING to earn such a name The 'RedTails' were real men with honor and courage......... OLG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highwall Posted July 11, 2020 Share Posted July 11, 2020 I like the Washington Redshins! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MizPete Posted July 11, 2020 Share Posted July 11, 2020 10 hours ago, Waxahachie Kid #17017 L said: I am part Cherokee, and I found no offense in the name they have. That's what I'm saying. If the Nations object, we have a viable issue. If not, what's the problem? And it has to be two syllables, because otherwise 'Hail to the --' is gonna be bitch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MizPete Posted July 11, 2020 Share Posted July 11, 2020 1 hour ago, The Original Lumpy Gritz said: The 'RedTails' were real men with honor and courage......... So, generally, were Redskins. [red and yellow, black and white; they are precious in His sight] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Original Lumpy Gritz Posted July 11, 2020 Share Posted July 11, 2020 3 minutes ago, MizPete said: So, generally, were Redskins. [red and yellow, black and white; they are precious in His sight] Never said they weren't. Some idiot wants to fix something that don't need fix'n with a name change. OLG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted July 11, 2020 Share Posted July 11, 2020 Their sponsor, FedEx, made them change. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rye Miles #13621 Posted July 11, 2020 Share Posted July 11, 2020 44 minutes ago, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said: Their sponsor, FedEx, made them change. Fed Ex didn't MAKE then change, they CAVED to FED EX! FED EX was going to pull the money from the naming rights to the stadium! I'm sure someone else would have stepped up or better yet the owner should have just lost the naming rights but it's all about the almighty dollar! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001 Posted July 11, 2020 Share Posted July 11, 2020 Cesspool by the Potomiac Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badlands Bob #61228 Posted July 11, 2020 Share Posted July 11, 2020 1 hour ago, Rye Miles #13621 said: Fed Ex didn't MAKE then change, they CAVED to FED EX! FED EX was going to pull the money from the naming rights to the stadium! I'm sure someone else would have stepped up or better yet the owner should have just lost the naming rights but it's all about the almighty dollar! Let FedEx know that if they pull their money, you will just buy 3 letters and add it to the sign. "SUX". From now on, the stadium will be the FedEX Sux stadium. Think of all the T-shirts they could sell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted July 11, 2020 Share Posted July 11, 2020 Wait! Why would they be the “Washington” anything’s? Didn’t George Washington own slaves? Can’t call it “Washington”...perhaps District of Columbia... The team can be named after the District of Columbia. Now we need and identifier... How about District Of Columbia Kickers...you know, kick as in “punt”... But wait...District “Of” just doesn’t sound right. How about “In” as in “inclusive”! Yeah, that’ll work! District In Columbia Kickers! Nice! They could be called DICKs for short... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted July 11, 2020 Share Posted July 11, 2020 1 hour ago, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said: Wait! Why would they be the “Washington” anything’s? Didn’t George Washington own slaves? Can’t call it “Washington”...perhaps District of Columbia... The team can be named after the District of Columbia. Now we need and identifier... How about District Of Columbia Kickers...you know, kick as in “punt”... But wait...District “Of” just doesn’t sound right. How about “In” as in “inclusive”! Yeah, that’ll work! District In Columbia Kickers! Nice! They could be called DICKs for short... Cant use “Columbia!” Too close to Columbus!! Another Bozo NO-NO, brought to you by the BOZOs that have culturally appropriated their butt hurt outlook on everything!! Let’s rename them the Snowflakes and let them us Maryland as a locating name!! WOOPS!! They shouldn’t use Maryland!! It was among the last of the states to abolish slavery..... AFTER THE CIVIL WAR WAS OVER!!! HMMMM! Atlantic States for a locater?? ANYWAY!! “Hail to the Snowflakes,” works!! The snowflakes want us to kiss their collective butts anyway!! This might mollify them for a short time! Maybe!! Atlantic States Snowflakes!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imis Twohofon,SASS # 46646 Posted July 11, 2020 Share Posted July 11, 2020 Since it is DC how about the Washington Sell-outs? Imis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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