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Noz last won the day on June 11 2018

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About Noz

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    Leave Frontiersman Alone!
  • Birthday 01/25/1939

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    Ozark Posse, Southern Missouri Rangers, Bear Creek Volunteers, Dooley Gang, Geezer Gang

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    So West Mo, Verona
  1. I had a visit with my Dr. recently and she asked about my lifestyle, specifically how's my sex life, my smoking and my drinking. I told her that with 80 years on my back, 60 some of those years as a heavy smoker, radiation for prostate cancer and subsequent hormonal treatment, sex is a fond memory. Smoking was conquered around 20 years ago. She asked how much I drank and what variety. I told her I have found a love for Irish whiskey. She said, "Well, we'll have to fix that". I informed her that they had successfully "fixed" me and if she was going to suggest taking my Irish away from me that I had a good solution, I would change Doctors. I said, "Your choice". She said "I'll see you in 6 months".
  2. Noz

    Squeaky butt.....

    Preparation H. I could not resist my baser instincts.
  3. If I handed that recipe to Miss Lorrie and told her that's what I want for supper, the resulting explosion would sear the feathers off of all song birds within 1/2 mile.
  4. Somebody used to shoot a 3"Shopkeeper on one side and a Buntline on the other. CRS, no name comes to me.
  5. What did you do with the Canberra? Don't talk bad about the FACs. I got to fly target marking missions with our FAC in a O1-A. We didn't shoot marking rockets, we opened the window and dropped out smoke grenades. It was amazing how much the little brown brothers objected to this practice.
  6. Mobile 1 grease for stuff I don't see very often and Ballistol for everything else.
  7. I'll have one of each, thank you.
  8. Extractor is the only part I have ever replaced on a 73
  9. J-Bar is contagious. I'm looking for a Combat Magnum so I can go play at an indoor range with him.
  10. Derived from an Army call sign. I used to be NozzleRag.
  11. HS and college ring that my wife sold to help pay for a grand kids graduation present. Have the wedding ring but have not worn it since I saw the ring finger of an ammo handler hanging on a bolt head in the side rack on a 10 ton ammo truck.
  12. The thing you should look forward to is the day you suddenly realize that this woman is no longer just your daughter, she is now also your friend.
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