Noz

HA!!!! ya thohts ya got rid of me but here I am agin. My Mom told me many times "you best be careful or you gonna kill youself some day" I just keep trying. Come awful close recently. Bragging. I got to my home club late and shot 3 whole stages, all clean. My best stage was just a hair over 70 seconds. Best match in three years. That is the result of little nap on my front porch. Dr. recommended I not lay down quite so hard in the future. Since I don't take advice well, he kept me in the hospital for 5 2 days. When I got on here today, first time in a WHILE, I was sure the quality of corospondence would have improved, but what do find all in a bunch? Chicasaw Bill, Michigan Slim, Blackwater, Linn Kellar, Sub Deacon Joe and (gasp){surely not but my evil twin} JBar the cowboy. I am afraid that having discovered that there having been no improvement whilst I was gone, I feel obligated to return to this forum to elevate the quality. I shall endeavor to persist altho I fear some resistance. I was telling my evil twin about my latest effort with my recent purchase of a cordless pole chain sawInstead of receiving the comfort I needed he told me that he felt no sympathy for me since knew I was not allowed out of the house without adult supervision. I'll be watching you.

Next you are going to ask me to give back all of the Jeeps, pickups and handmade shotguns I have won.

My designer died.

This morning!

My choice

I remember the important things about my wedding. Miss Lorrie's dress gapped a bit in front and she had a pink bow on her bra. Everything else is rather fuzzy right up till the pastor asked us to kneel and I remembered I was wearing my ROTC shoes with a hole the size of a silver with my socks showing thru in each shoe.

Let's don't talk about rocking chairs and Grandmothers. I watched my Grandmother accidentally kill my kitten with her rocker. I was SO messy

I was a Third Grader before I learned the ink well on my desk was not for dipping pigtails. Mrs. Mary Barker had ways of emphasizing behavior corrections. Scene. Mrs Mary's 1st grade classroom. I'm happily chewing on my pencil. Mrs Mary walked by my desk and said "Jimmy, we don't chew our pencils in 1st Grade". I gave the only possible answer "Yes, Mrs Mary". She took another step and I stuck my pencil back in my mouth. She slapped my clear out of my seat. Results? You will not find a pencil any where in my vicinity that has toothmarks.

I spent a Saturday afternoon with my Father some 70+ years ago chasing a HUPMOBILE around town. Dad wanted as close a look as possible of the "Car of the Future".

No, NO, No!!! Grand daughter posted some baby pictures.

I thought Facebook and Twitter were bad but last night I had occasion to open Instagram!!

Go to a shoot and have someone younger than you offer to push your cart!!

Donovan's Reef-any time any place. I'm on if it is.

Let's me know how lucky I am.3 kids, 5 grand kids, 4 great grandkids and only one slip up.

JUST REMEMBER THE PEOPLE WHO ARE SEARCHING FOR ATTENTION IN FLORIDA, FAILED I CALIFORNIA.