bgavin Posted May 15 Share Posted May 15 "The Liberals have trashed California and Oregon so badly, even the water is leaving." I saw this in a news article about the CA-OR drought, worst in 127 years in the Klamath County area. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted May 15 Share Posted May 15 As bright eyed and bushy Tailed as a squirrel on crystal meth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trailrider #896 Posted May 16 Share Posted May 16 Many people are leaving California. Unfortunately they may be coming to Colorado! And they already Californicated it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.K. Posted May 16 Share Posted May 16 "We had a beautiful military wedding, well let just say there were guns there." Red Skelton Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sixgun Sheridan Posted May 16 Share Posted May 16 I was wondering why the Frisbee kept getting bigger and bigger... then it hit me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted May 16 Share Posted May 16 Of all the martial arts, karaoke inflicts the most pain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Bullweed Posted May 16 Share Posted May 16 I could agree with you, but then we would both be wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joeronimo Caffiend Posted May 16 Share Posted May 16 Mmmm, more "spicy" than "clever' but here is my entry: Your sister likes it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calamity Kris Posted May 16 Share Posted May 16 I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot, SASS #13748 Posted May 16 Share Posted May 16 “The downward spiral of Dumbness in America is about to hit a new low.” Hunter S. Thompson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bgavin Posted May 16 Author Share Posted May 16 If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted May 16 Share Posted May 16 For a particularly loud guy in a guy in a nearby cube, “are you using the telephone or talking direct?” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Rich Posted May 16 Share Posted May 16 REALLY?! kR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. R. Hugh Kidnme Posted May 16 Share Posted May 16 I'm still a big fan of OLG's signature one- liner: Having you along is like losing two good men. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dusty Boots Posted May 16 Share Posted May 16 You are like the son I never wanted to have. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bgavin Posted May 16 Author Share Posted May 16 27 minutes ago, Dusty Boots said: You are like the son I never wanted to have. One of my daughter's friends is a lesbian.. I tell her she's my other son. She likes that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allie Mo, SASS No. 25217 Posted May 16 Share Posted May 16 My favorite one liners: What greater gift than the love of a cat. Charles DickensWomen who seek to be equal with men lack ambition. Marilyn MonroeI would much rather be a political prisoner than a slave. Dean GarrisonIf you would know a man, observe how he treats a cat. Robert A. HeinleinThe coldest depth of Hell is reserved for people who abandon kittens. HeinleinAny fool can criticize, condemn and complain - and most fools do. Benjamin FranklinWhen a man loves cats, I am his friend and comrade without further introduction. Mark TwainNothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity. Martin Luther King, Jr. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LawMan Mark, SASS #57095L Posted May 16 Share Posted May 16 You never know if a man with an eye patch is winking at you or just blinking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birdgun Quail, SASS #63663 Posted May 16 Share Posted May 16 I've got my wife trained exactly the way she wants me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Rich Posted May 16 Share Posted May 16 4 hours ago, Capt. R. Hugh Kidnme said: I'm still a big fan of OLG's signature one- liner: Having you along is like losing two good men. Lumpy liked it so much when someone said that to him that he decided to keep it as his signature line. kR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 Posted May 16 Share Posted May 16 Character is doing the right thing when nobody can see you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bgavin Posted May 16 Author Share Posted May 16 "No matter how thin you slice the baloney, you can still throw a brick through a plate glass window." This came to me from an IBM'er named Davey O'Rourke. We worked together in the '80s at Falcon AFB doing the mission support thing. I have used his quote many times.. it is a great ice breaker or obfuscator. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sedalia Dave Posted May 16 Share Posted May 16 “You can vote yourself into socialism, but you have to shoot your way out of it” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hendo Posted May 17 Share Posted May 17 Well my days of not taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waxahachie Kid #17017 L Posted May 17 Share Posted May 17 I may be schizophrenic....but at least I have each other. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeaconKC Posted May 17 Share Posted May 17 When I asked you "How stupid can you be?" it wasn't a challenge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JD Lud Posted May 17 Share Posted May 17 Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?" Galatians 4:16 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major General Shagnasty Posted May 17 Share Posted May 17 This is the craziest planet I have ever live on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 Posted May 17 Share Posted May 17 I work harder in one day by accident than you do in a week on purpose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trailrider #896 Posted May 17 Share Posted May 17 12 hours ago, Waxahachie Kid #17017 L said: I may be schizophrenic....but at least I have each other. I always thought the Air Force should have used schizophrenics in certain areas where "No Lone Zone, Two Man Policy" was in effect. (Two persons with equal training on a task had to be within sight of each other, in places like missile launch facilities, etc.) Would have cut the number of personnel by half! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Original Lumpy Gritz Posted May 17 Share Posted May 17 22 hours ago, Kid Rich said: Lumpy liked it so much when someone said that to him that he decided to keep it as his signature line. kR IIRC, I heard it in the movie, Dirty Dingus Magee OLG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J. Mark Flint #31954 LIFE Posted May 17 Share Posted May 17 It's not the worlds greatest ceiling, but it's up there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sixgun Sheridan Posted May 17 Share Posted May 17 I'm surprised nobody has yet quoted the all-time master of one-liners and epic put-downs, "Dirty Harry" Callahan. Harry: "Sergeant, do you have any kids?" Sergeant: "Nope." Harry: "Lucky for them...". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irish ike, SASS #43615 Posted May 17 Share Posted May 17 On 5/15/2021 at 6:09 PM, Trailrider #896 said: And they already Californicated it They moved to Nevada and made us a blue state. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Go West Posted May 17 Share Posted May 17 The faster I go, the behinder I get. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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