Jump to content
SASS Wire Forum

Recommended Posts

23 hours ago, Hendo said:

Well my days of not taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle. 

 

Considering how few episodes actually aired, the show has an amazing number of one liners and the like.

"Ten percent of nothin' is ... let me do the math here ... nothin' into nothin' ... carry the nothin' ... "

  • Like 1
  • Thanks 1
Link to post
Share on other sites
  • Replies 72
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

Top Posters In This Topic

Popular Posts

Of all the martial arts, karaoke inflicts the most pain.

I was wondering why the Frisbee kept getting bigger and bigger... then it hit me.

I could agree with you, but then we would both be wrong.

14 hours ago, DocWard said:

 

Considering how few episodes actually aired, the show has an amazing number of one liners and the like.

"Ten percent of nothin' is ... let me do the math here ... nothin' into nothin' ... carry the nothin' ... "

I've actually used Mal's line that followed that a few times. 

"Your mouth is talking. Might wanna look to that." :lol:

  • Like 1
Link to post
Share on other sites

"The only reason why some people seem to get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory"

  • Like 6
  • Haha 1
Link to post
Share on other sites

Lady Astor - Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink.

Churchill - Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it.

  • Like 3
  • Haha 2
Link to post
Share on other sites

There are two kinds of people in this world, those that think there are two kinds of people and those that know better.

  • Like 1
  • Haha 1
Link to post
Share on other sites

Lets flip a coin, heads I win, tails you lose.

Link to post
Share on other sites
17 minutes ago, Finagler 6853 Life said:

I started out with nothing and have most of it left.

 

I thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken.

 

Reminds me of what I would occasionally say many years ago:

 

"I thought I was wrong, once, but I was mistaken.  I'm not conceited.  Conceitedness is a fault and I have no faults."  :D

 

Angus

  • Like 1
Link to post
Share on other sites
1 hour ago, Raylan said:

Lady Astor - Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink.

Churchill - Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it.

 

Churchill - I'm having trouble deciding what costume to wear for the Halloween ball.

 

Lady Astor - Why don't you just go sober? Nobody will recognize you.

  • Like 1
  • Haha 2
Link to post
Share on other sites
On 5/16/2021 at 3:06 PM, Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 said:

Character is doing the right thing when nobody can see you.  


Similarly: “A gentleman is someone who uses ice tongs when no one is looking.”

 

Seamus

  • Like 1
Link to post
Share on other sites

I am not responsible for what I can’t remember.

Link to post
Share on other sites

We grow too soon old and too late smart.

  • Like 1
Link to post
Share on other sites

Insanity is hereditary:  you get it from your kids.

  • Like 3
  • Thanks 1
Link to post
Share on other sites

In my defense, I was left unsupervised       GW

  • Like 2
  • Haha 1
Link to post
Share on other sites

Two lines, but....

 

If you have integrity nothing else matters.

 

If you don't have integrity nothing else matters.

                   

                                            U. S. Senator Alan K. Simpson,  Rep., Wyoming

 

It hangs on my den wall.

  • Like 2
  • Thanks 2
Link to post
Share on other sites

They had to rename Chuck Norris BLVD, because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives. 

  • Haha 2
Link to post
Share on other sites

“Common sense isn’t so common”

 

“Diarrhea of the mouth, constipation of the brain”

 

”Sharp as a marble!”

  • Like 1
Link to post
Share on other sites

"That was more fun than should be legally allowed or morally permissible."

                                                                                                          CK              

  • Like 1
Link to post
Share on other sites

The difference between a weed and a flower is a judgement.

  • Like 2
Link to post
Share on other sites

You sure stand out in this crowd. You know. "Like a turd in a punchbowl".

 

 

Link to post
Share on other sites

The mighty oak was once just a nut who held his ground. 

 

Let me show you how the guards used to do it.  (this one gets lots of wide eyed looks)

 

Let me show you something I learned from a monkey in a zoo.  (this one gets a good reaction too.)

 

I told my daughter to tell any boy who flirted with her that I'm not afraid to go back to prison.  That was apparently very effective because the rumors were still going strong around the school when she graduated.  I know because one of them had the courage to ask me about it.  I told him I've learned ways to stay out of prison.  And no, I haven't been to prison yet.  They didn't need to know that though. 

 

 

 

 

  • Like 1
  • Thanks 1
  • Haha 2
Link to post
Share on other sites

I heard this the other day on the radio and decided it may come in handy someday. Probably best used in a meeting or conference room setting. 
 

“Well, I don’t like to point fingers, but I did it!”

  • Haha 1
Link to post
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

Loading...

×
×
  • Create New...

Important Information

By using this site, you agree to our Terms of Use.