Sixgun Sheridan

Or they're hunting with a .45ACP and trying to allow for the bullet drop.

Would've been funnier, that's for sure. Except to the woman of course.

The current Idiot-in-Chief can't even ride a bicycle. Do you really want him handling automatic weapons?

One more and he'll be able to fart in 5.1 Surround Sound.

In one of the Vietnam documentaries I watched a former NVA soldier was mocking the US soldiers for carrying so much crap with them everywhere. He said they found it extremely easy to hit the Americans then run away because they were too loaded down to give chase.

In that picture I see a couple of deadly weapons. And a hand grenade.

Let me guess... the woman covering her face is his wife and she's pretending not to know him.

You don't expect these people to know any more about horses and saddles than they do guns, do you?

I used to work next to a Ross store. they had someone hit the wrong pedal and go through their front window not once, but twice.

When I was young I falsely assumed that being handy would help me attract a female. Unfortunately I learned that what women want is a man rich enough to pay someone ELSE to do the work. And then she can flirt with the handyman while hubby is at work.