DocWard Posted May 17 Share Posted May 17 23 hours ago, Hendo said: Well my days of not taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle. Considering how few episodes actually aired, the show has an amazing number of one liners and the like. "Ten percent of nothin' is ... let me do the math here ... nothin' into nothin' ... carry the nothin' ... " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Original Lumpy Gritz Posted May 17 Share Posted May 17 "I drink, and I know things" from the Game of Thrones. OLG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot, SASS #13748 Posted May 18 Share Posted May 18 “Quit blaming other states for what your state has become while you weren’t paying attention” - Me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozark Huckleberry Posted May 18 Share Posted May 18 He's one punch away from having enough sense to shut up. I see the village idiot turned the job over to his apprentice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Rich Posted May 18 Share Posted May 18 Well its time for me to take Yogi's advice "when you come to a fork in the road take it". kR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hendo Posted May 18 Share Posted May 18 14 hours ago, DocWard said: Considering how few episodes actually aired, the show has an amazing number of one liners and the like. "Ten percent of nothin' is ... let me do the math here ... nothin' into nothin' ... carry the nothin' ... " I've actually used Mal's line that followed that a few times. "Your mouth is talking. Might wanna look to that." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calamity Kris Posted May 18 Share Posted May 18 "The only reason why some people seem to get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raylan Posted May 18 Share Posted May 18 Lady Astor - Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink. Churchill - Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raylan Posted May 18 Share Posted May 18 There are two kinds of people in this world, those that think there are two kinds of people and those that know better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raylan Posted May 18 Share Posted May 18 Lets flip a coin, heads I win, tails you lose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Finagler 6853 Life Posted May 18 Share Posted May 18 I started out with nothing and have most of it left. I thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Angus McPherson Posted May 18 Share Posted May 18 17 minutes ago, Finagler 6853 Life said: I started out with nothing and have most of it left. I thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken. Reminds me of what I would occasionally say many years ago: "I thought I was wrong, once, but I was mistaken. I'm not conceited. Conceitedness is a fault and I have no faults." Angus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sixgun Sheridan Posted May 18 Share Posted May 18 1 hour ago, Raylan said: Lady Astor - Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink. Churchill - Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it. Churchill - I'm having trouble deciding what costume to wear for the Halloween ball. Lady Astor - Why don't you just go sober? Nobody will recognize you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seamus McGillicuddy Posted May 18 Share Posted May 18 On 5/16/2021 at 3:06 PM, Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 said: Character is doing the right thing when nobody can see you. Similarly: “A gentleman is someone who uses ice tongs when no one is looking.” Seamus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tequila Shooter Posted May 18 Share Posted May 18 You are not as bad as people say, you are much, much worse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dusty Boots Posted May 18 Share Posted May 18 I am not responsible for what I can’t remember. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L Posted May 18 Share Posted May 18 53 minutes ago, Dusty Boots said: I am not responsible for what I can’t remember. Not married I see. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major E A Sterner #12916 Posted May 19 Share Posted May 19 We grow too soon old and too late smart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howlin Mad Murdock SASS #4037 Posted May 19 Share Posted May 19 "...remember, no matter where you go, there you are..." Buckaroo Banzai Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bgavin Posted May 19 Author Share Posted May 19 Insanity is hereditary: you get it from your kids. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sedalia Dave Posted May 19 Share Posted May 19 Sharp as the leading edge of a bowling ball. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G W Wade Posted May 20 Share Posted May 20 In my defense, I was left unsupervised GW Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Rich Posted May 20 Share Posted May 20 10 hours ago, G W Wade said: In my defense, I was left unsupervised GW over an extended period of time. kR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hendo Posted May 20 Share Posted May 20 Raising kids is like being pecked to death by hummingbirds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted May 20 Share Posted May 20 Two lines, but.... If you have integrity nothing else matters. If you don't have integrity nothing else matters. U. S. Senator Alan K. Simpson, Rep., Wyoming It hangs on my den wall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 Posted May 20 Share Posted May 20 If a person can and will do the job, race, religion, national origin or sexual orientation doesn't matter. If a person can't or won't do the job, race, religion, national origin or sexual orientation doesn't matter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raylan Posted May 21 Share Posted May 21 They had to rename Chuck Norris BLVD, because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canton Chris Posted May 21 Share Posted May 21 “Common sense isn’t so common” “Diarrhea of the mouth, constipation of the brain” ”Sharp as a marble!” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted May 21 Share Posted May 21 "Common Sense" .... is a flower that does not grow in every garden. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calamity Kris Posted May 21 Share Posted May 21 "That was more fun than should be legally allowed or morally permissible." CK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brazos John Posted May 26 Share Posted May 26 The difference between a weed and a flower is a judgement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flat iron mike Posted May 26 Share Posted May 26 You sure stand out in this crowd. You know. "Like a turd in a punchbowl". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Go West Posted May 27 Share Posted May 27 The beatings will continue until morale improves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramblin Gambler Posted May 27 Share Posted May 27 The mighty oak was once just a nut who held his ground. Let me show you how the guards used to do it. (this one gets lots of wide eyed looks) Let me show you something I learned from a monkey in a zoo. (this one gets a good reaction too.) I told my daughter to tell any boy who flirted with her that I'm not afraid to go back to prison. That was apparently very effective because the rumors were still going strong around the school when she graduated. I know because one of them had the courage to ask me about it. I told him I've learned ways to stay out of prison. And no, I haven't been to prison yet. They didn't need to know that though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot, SASS #13748 Posted May 27 Share Posted May 27 I heard this the other day on the radio and decided it may come in handy someday. Probably best used in a meeting or conference room setting. “Well, I don’t like to point fingers, but I did it!” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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