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Isom Dart, SASS#8096

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Talking to a friend about how many guns you have that you bought because ;

1. That's cool

2. I don't have one of those

3. I "NEED" one of those

4. Your buddy has one

5. Couldn't pass up the price

or fill in your own.

THEN,,,,, when you buy it,, shoot 1/2 to a box of ammo . Clean it like brand new ,, back in the safe to become a Super safe queen, Never to be heard from again. Com'n now ,,,,, how many??

Isom ,,,, who'se got a few.

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Answer to question:

1 : 90%

2 : 100%

3 : 0%

4 : 0%

5 : 30%

Then questions ; 

How many do I WANT ?  100%

How Many Are Used Regularly?  65%

my 2 bits.  :)

 

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29 minutes ago, Isom Dart, SASS#8096 said:

Talking to a friend about how many guns you have that you bought because ;

1. That's cool

2. I don't have one of those

3. I "NEED" one of those

4. Your buddy has one

5. Couldn't pass up the price

or fill in your own.

THEN,,,,, when you buy it,, shoot 1/2 to a box of ammo . Clean it like brand new ,, back in the safe to become a Super safe queen, Never to be heard from again. Com'n now ,,,,, how many??

Isom ,,,, who'se got a few.

You sound just like my wife.

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One day I happened to look behind the bedroom door and there were a few odds and ends leaning there.  Amongst the junk was an Egyptian? rolling block rifle I didn't recognize.  I don't know where or when I got it.  Dusty and dirty - it had been there years. I cleaned it up with Pledge and took it to a gunshop and got a tidy little sum. That's how many I have. 

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One shy of "enough".  And when that slot get's filled, it'll still be "one shy of enough!"

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When you say "guns"....are you talking about ALL guns including the CAS stuff?   Just stuff that's functional outside of CAS (home/personal defense, hunting, etc)?   What about percussion or flint lock black powder guns, count those too?   What about antiques that are really challenging to obtain ammunition for?  

 

 

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All I can say is if we are attacked and they try to come ashore at Granby Place, I believe I can hold them off for a while :)

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5 hours ago, Presidio said:

Lord Almighty only gifted me with one gun.  It's gets oiled and abused  right regular.

 

Fixed it for you.

 

5 hours ago, Presidio said:

It's gets oiled


Liquid KY?:D

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I can truthfully say that I own no guns.

 

Neither do I own any howitzers or mortars.

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1 minute ago, Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 said:

Just so you know, a mortar IS a gun.

From Wikipedia, but matches with what I remember from the 1863 Ordnance Department manual:

"A gun was a cannon designed to fire in a flat trajectory, a howitzer was a shorter piece designed to throw exploding shells in an arcing trajectory, and a mortar was a very short piece for firing at elevations of more than 45°."

 

That's my story and I'm sticking to it. ;)

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One less then I want :ph34r:

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11 minutes ago, Subdeacon Joe said:

From Wikipedia, but matches with what I remember from the 1863 Ordnance Department manual:

"A gun was a cannon designed to fire in a flat trajectory, a howitzer was a shorter piece designed to throw exploding shells in an arcing trajectory, and a mortar was a very short piece for firing at elevations of more than 45°."

Quite correct, but a gun is also defined as a weapon with a smooth barrel, which a mortar has. 

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Not enough of any of those categories except safe queens.

 

 I don’t have any safe queens.

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1 hour ago, Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 said:

Quite correct, but a gun is also defined as a weapon with a smooth barrel, which a mortar has. 

Does that apply to the "tube" on an M1An tank? How about the 16in. naval rifles on the Iowa-class BB's?

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7 hours ago, Isom Dart, SASS#8096 said:

Talking to a friend about how many guns you have that you bought because ;

1. That's cool

2. I don't have one of those

3. I "NEED" one of those

4. Your buddy has one

5. Couldn't pass up the price

or fill in your own.

THEN,,,,, when you buy it,, shoot 1/2 to a box of ammo . Clean it like brand new ,, back in the safe to become a Super safe queen, Never to be heard from again. Com'n now ,,,,, how many??

Isom ,,,, who'se got a few.


1-2

2-0

3- the rest of them :D

4-0

5-0

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Three that have never had more than a box run through them. I still like them though, and really do need to make an effort to work them into the rotation. 

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2 hours ago, Alpo said:

How many guns do you have that you have because you jokingly made an offer and it was accepted?

I've got one of those. 

I was given (free) 2 holsters, one belt and one shoulder holster. The shoulder holster is a S&W. A little research and it's for a 8 3/8" model 29. That free holster cost me a bit of $$$.

 

BS

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