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Interesting. When I downloaded it it had a caption. Something about Chuck Norris bumping his shin on a trailer hitch. I wonder where the caption went? I wonder if otto had anything to do with it?

Always thought that joke was a priest, a minister and a rabbi go into a bar. I guess times has changed. What's that picture - a priest, an imam and a rabbi?

Watch HOW TO MURDER YOUR WIFE. I think they covered it pretty good in that.

You mean the Clintons?

Back when I first got Worthless - when she was still nameless yellow dog because she hadn't told me what her name was yet - she was an eight.

In one of THE CORPS books - pretty sure it was one of the last two, taking place in Korea, not WW2 - Pick and Little Billy are flying along in their Corsairs. Billy notices that Pick has slid back his canopy, pushed up his goggles, taken the cockpit lighter (officially known as a "spot heater") and started up a long black cigar, and is casually flying along smoking. Which is completely against regulations. And I wondered why a fighter plane would have a onboard cigarette lighter, and I wondered why it would be against regulations to smoke in the cockpit. Wondered this for almost 2 minutes. And then I continued on reading the book. Now I know why it would be against regulations to smoke in the cockpit. Still don't understand why they would have a cigarette lighter aboard. "Spot heater"??

That was a serious question, people. "No normal man LIT a naked flame in a Spitfire cockpit." Why not? There had to be a reason.

I used to work with a guy that said that. He was never specific about something, he was Pacific about it. I frequently wished to hit him upside the head with something heavy.

And on the subject of surgery