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That does sound pretty damn awesome https://theculturetrip.com/pacific/australia/articles/a-tribute-to-the-golden-gaytime-australias-favourite-ice-cream

Yeah Wafle House was confusing me, especially since they spelled it with one F, which is a Polish cookie. https://www.thespruceeats.com/polish-wafer-cookies-waffle-recipe-1136984

I don't even get it, let alone see why it's funny.

Maybe you can get Marshal Mo Hare to find one for you. Apparently the guy that makes them lives in Russia. https://englishrussia.com/2009/02/15/steampulk-tableware/#more-2295

I know reptiles can't be kosher. I'm not sure about amphibians.

On a guitar you finger on the neck and play on the body. On a stand-up bass you finger on the neck and play on the body. I thought on a violin you fingered on the neck and played on the body. Why would you play on the neck? I've seen people pick the strings on the neck, but bowing the strings, whenever I've seen someone playing a fiddle, is done on the body.

Putting tape on the neck for where his finger should be makes sense. But when did you start bowing a violin on the neck?

In the 20s a phone call cost a nickel. You would drop a dime on somebody in the '60s. Not otto - I just remembered this. A largeLODGE brother of my father's. If you called his house, he did not say "hello", he said "your nickel". "large brother" - now THAT was otto