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Alpo last won the day on April 17

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  1. Well, I said she was doing it wrong.
  2. I thought that was the Greeks, trying to get into Troy. Not the Romans. Pizza Pizza! That's a Little Caesars commercial.
  3. Are you referring to my upper body strength comment? When you lift that large frying pan, do you lift it up to eye level and hold it?
  4. Is it possible to be both Pilōsus and Glaber at the same time?
  5. You answer the phone and some woman says, "Please hold for somebody that's too damn important to dial his own telephone so he has his secretary do it for him". Would you hold? How about responding to an unknown number? You get home and your answering machine is blinking, and the message says, "Please call 1-800-123-4567 for an important message. Would you call the 800 number? My answer to both is no. If I'm not important enough for you to pick up the phone and call me yourself, you're not important enough for me to talk to. And if you want to leave me a message you need to say something like, "This is Publishers Clearing House. You have won the grand prize. Please call 1-800-123-4567 for information about how to receive it". Don't just leave a phone number, because I damn sure ain't going to call it. "Please hold'. Maybe for the president. Not this president, and certainly not the illegal alien that lived in my White House for 8 years, but a real president.
  6. The theme song to The magnificent seven is also the Marlboro cigarette commercial music.
  7. You are a big Marlboro smoker?
  8. So you don't do peppers? Either green or red or jalapeño?
  9. It's not unsupported. If you're doing it correctly, your left hand is in your right elbow. So your right arm is helping to support your left arm. It's not as steady as a bench, but it is steadier than just sticking your right hand out there. But you really need to think about what gun you're going to use. You don't want to revolver, because of the gap flash. You don't want something with a heavy recoil because you don't want to get hit in the face. You don't want to automatic because you don't want the slide hitting you in the nose. Your best bet for that position would be something like a mild recoiling single shot. A Contender in 22 magnum. Something like that.
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