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Many many many many years ago my brother was an acolyte at a wedding. And he and his buddy John put some shrimp inside the happy couple's car's rear hubcaps. It was a joke. Just a joke. At least it was better than the time they put rice down the happy couple's carburetor.

Ahhh, remember the good old days?

Wonder why they put shorts on that dog?

"Some folks"??? Fella I used to work with was Hawaiian. His college freshman daughter come to him one day and told him she was thinking about getting a tattoo. He asked why in the world she would want to do something like that. Well it was to show her Hawaiian heritage. "Because back before Captain Cook, Hawaiian's tattooed. Right Dad?" He said, "They tattooed their slaves so people would know who they belonged to". He never did tell me whether she got one or not.

I noticed the rabbit fence seem to run pretty straight. But that dingo fence - straight ain't even close to the word. What's the deal? Did follow a river or is it running along a mountain range or what? If it was straight it could probably have used at least a third less material.

According to the rules, when it stops on the guy in the red baseball cap, who takes the drink - him or the kid?

Nick and Nora Charles As part of his persona, Nick could be a Pinkerton.

Clint Eastwood made a movie with an orangutan. Every which Way but loose. It was such a hit they made a sequel. Any which way you can. In the sequel they are in a lounge and the producers of the show have got Jim Stafford in there. He's going to be singing in the lounge. So they told him they wanted him to sing a song and he asked what they wanted to hear, and they said they didn't care. They just wanted him there singing. So he wrote Cow Patty for that scene.

Patty and the killer missed each other