Chili Ron 883 Posted July 29, 2020 Share Posted July 29, 2020 Howdy, Pick one job that you think is the best job you can imagine. My nomination is Burt. You know the cop that stands next to Judge Judy bench. Best CR Link to post Share on other sites
Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 5,519 Posted July 29, 2020 Share Posted July 29, 2020 Me! I be retired~!! <<=== Sez so right there~! Link to post Share on other sites
Dantankerous 4,249 Posted July 30, 2020 Share Posted July 30, 2020 21 minutes ago, Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 said: Me! I be retired~!! <<=== Sez so right there~! I vote for this. Link to post Share on other sites
Colorado Coffinmaker 3,353 Posted July 30, 2020 Share Posted July 30, 2020 Aw Krap!! Hardpan beat me to it. Best job onna planet. Retirement!! Link to post Share on other sites
Yellowhouse Sam # 25171 535 Posted July 30, 2020 Share Posted July 30, 2020 31 minutes ago, Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 said: Me! I be retired~!! <<=== Sez so right there~! 31 minutes ago, Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 said: Me too!!!!! Best job ever!!! Link to post Share on other sites
Chili Ron 883 Posted July 30, 2020 Author Share Posted July 30, 2020 Howdy, I never said you actually had to DO the job. Best CR Link to post Share on other sites
Rex M Rugers #6621 326 Posted July 30, 2020 Share Posted July 30, 2020 If I was going to have another job , I might like an Ice Cream tester position. Rex Link to post Share on other sites
Matthew Duncan 1,250 Posted July 30, 2020 Share Posted July 30, 2020 Mine. Handyman that pittles around the house for room and board. Link to post Share on other sites
Hillbilly Drifter 961 Posted July 30, 2020 Share Posted July 30, 2020 retired. BEST. JOB. EVER. Link to post Share on other sites
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 2,325 Posted July 30, 2020 Share Posted July 30, 2020 I dunno ....... quality control at a nudist beach ? Link to post Share on other sites
Buffalo Bill Mathewson, 37826 74 Posted July 30, 2020 Share Posted July 30, 2020 27 minutes ago, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said: I dunno ....... quality control at a nudist beach ? Too many quality rejects Link to post Share on other sites
DocWard 5,259 Posted July 30, 2020 Share Posted July 30, 2020 2 hours ago, Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 said: Me! I be retired~!! <<=== Sez so right there~! But see, it says "retired curmudgeon," which means you're a former curmudgeon. Where's the fun in that? As for the original question, I'll have to think about that and get back to you. Link to post Share on other sites
Tom Bullweed 423 Posted July 30, 2020 Share Posted July 30, 2020 I play trumpet in church, weddings, local groups, etc.. About 15 years ago I saw a great trumpet job: a. Teach trumpet at a well-known university 7 months/yr b. Lead trumpet in local symphony for same 7 months. c. Chose one of several ways to play for 3 months per year: cruise ships, guest with military stage band, Vegas. d. 2 months off per year Pay was $175k plus extra pay for C., some 15 years ago. Link to post Share on other sites
Cactus Jack Calder 627 Posted July 30, 2020 Share Posted July 30, 2020 As of this point in my life?GRANDPA the Grandkids are what I live for now. I am retired and that is nice. I have activities that I enjoy with friends. But I drop everything when my Grandkids are available. It’s good they are just up the road a ways. Before that? HUSBAND, She went home to the Lord this March, so Grandpa is it. CJ Link to post Share on other sites
J-BAR #18287 5,751 Posted July 30, 2020 Share Posted July 30, 2020 Li’l Abner was a mattress tester. Tough to beat that. Link to post Share on other sites
Forty Rod SASS 3935 6,907 Posted July 30, 2020 Share Posted July 30, 2020 4 hours ago, Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 said: Me! I be retired~!! <<=== Sez so right there~! Me, too. Ain't it grand. Link to post Share on other sites
Forty Rod SASS 3935 6,907 Posted July 30, 2020 Share Posted July 30, 2020 2 hours ago, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said: I dunno ....... quality control at a nudist beach ? The problem with that is that I found out many years ago that most people look a LOT better fully clothed than nekkid. Link to post Share on other sites
Badlands Bob #61228 1,778 Posted July 30, 2020 Share Posted July 30, 2020 I've been retired nearly 5 years and I'm getting good at it. I spend my productive time camping, cowboy shooting and woodturning. The rest of the time, I'm a pillow for my dog. Link to post Share on other sites
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 2,325 Posted July 30, 2020 Share Posted July 30, 2020 10 hours ago, Buffalo Bill Mathewson, 37826 said: Too many quality rejects ........... thus the need for quality control .......... Link to post Share on other sites
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 2,325 Posted July 30, 2020 Share Posted July 30, 2020 8 hours ago, Forty Rod SASS 3935 said: The problem with that is that I found out many years ago that most people look a LOT better fully clothed than nekkid. "I" look a lot better in clothes ................. Link to post Share on other sites
Dirty Dog Doug 1,956 Posted July 30, 2020 Share Posted July 30, 2020 retired now but my GF has made take photos of models in all kind of sexy costumes from shows at her store I had to find safe pic for mods Link to post Share on other sites
Charlie MacNeil, SASS #48580 1,041 Posted July 30, 2020 Share Posted July 30, 2020 12 hours ago, Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 said: Me! I be retired~!! <<=== Sez so right there~! Yeah, me too! They pay me to stay home! Can’t beat a deal like that! Link to post Share on other sites
Rye Miles #13621 6,249 Posted July 30, 2020 Share Posted July 30, 2020 I'm semi retired and self employed! I tune and repair pianos and I can get as busy as I want. The extra money is great!! Keeps me in guns and ammo!! Link to post Share on other sites
Lawdog Dago Dom 1,720 Posted July 30, 2020 Share Posted July 30, 2020 Hard to beat retirement. Every month they put money in my account whether I need it or not! Not retired?? Roy Hill. Public Relations Specialist for Brownell's. Travel all over and shoot just about any weapon. Go to any firearm/hunting/shooting event/convention. Have the latest firearms/accessories/cool stuff left on your desk. Have a team of gunsmiths to fix/repair/modify/create more cool stuff. I could get used to a job like that. Link to post Share on other sites
Happy Jack, SASS #20451 476 Posted July 30, 2020 Share Posted July 30, 2020 Best job I ever had was a member of a small group called "development division" making highly effective ultra pure small quantity neurotoxins for God and Country. As the political environment changed our services were no longer acceptable so we were disbanded. Then I went to work in research for a civilian organization called "specialty chemicals" until they were also closed. Later as an R&D chemist for GE. Retired for a few years now. Still work at home as hard but don't get paid. At least I can choose my hours and jobs. Link to post Share on other sites
Joke 'um 915 Posted July 30, 2020 Share Posted July 30, 2020 Belly scratcher. Link to post Share on other sites
Forty Rod SASS 3935 6,907 Posted July 30, 2020 Share Posted July 30, 2020 3 hours ago, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said: "I" look a lot better in clothes ................. Almost everyone does. Link to post Share on other sites
Capt. James H. Callahan 1,277 Posted July 30, 2020 Share Posted July 30, 2020 I always wanted to be guy that paints the "swimsuits" on the Sports Illustrated swimsuit models. JHC Link to post Share on other sites
Okie Sawbones, SASS #77381 861 Posted July 30, 2020 Share Posted July 30, 2020 Link to post Share on other sites
Utah Bob #35998 15,440 Posted July 30, 2020 Share Posted July 30, 2020 14 hours ago, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said: I dunno ....... quality control at a nudist beach ? There is generally a lack of quality at nude beaches. Trust me. Link to post Share on other sites
Utah Bob #35998 15,440 Posted July 30, 2020 Share Posted July 30, 2020 19 minutes ago, Okie Sawbones, SASS #77381 said: Maybe not! Link to post Share on other sites
Capt. James H. Callahan 1,277 Posted July 30, 2020 Share Posted July 30, 2020 6 minutes ago, Utah Bob #35998 said: There is generally a lack of quality at nude beaches. Trust me. Seen a few in the Caribbean, I would agree. JHC Link to post Share on other sites
Capt. R. Hugh Kidnme 1,114 Posted July 30, 2020 Share Posted July 30, 2020 18 hours ago, Hillbilly Drifter said: retired. BEST. JOB. EVER. Same for me. Link to post Share on other sites
Lawdog Dago Dom 1,720 Posted July 30, 2020 Share Posted July 30, 2020 4 hours ago, Utah Bob #35998 said: There is generally a lack of quality at nude beaches. Trust me. Yep. I have a bunch of guys that had trips planned with one day reserved to visit a nude beach. Much boasting before the trip. Not a word when they got back. Link to post Share on other sites
Seamus McGillicuddy 317 Posted July 30, 2020 Share Posted July 30, 2020 I’m retired and loving it but thinking about working part time as an RO at the local range. Could be interesting. Seamus Link to post Share on other sites
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