Okie Sawbones, SASS #77381

The shot heard round the world.

Tiny Tim!

I'll watch the show. It is well made. If I didn't watch a movie or TV show because of leftists, I'd never watch anything. I'm not taking the guy out to dinner, just watching a show.

... but when I was a kid, rainbows were in black and white.

Check the zip code.

Slim Pickens.

Good feeling, eh? Got mine several years ago. Never ending learning. KC5RR

Back in the old days, when Rye sailed with the Vikings, this was used. Technically speaking, a boat becomes classified as a ship when the LOA (Length Over All) is equal or greater than 60 meters (197 feet). An adage we always had was; “you can put a boat on a ship, but never a ship on a boat”.

Ummmmmmm.... NO!

Busted. I just HAD to have one of those SureFire tactical flashlights. It burns through batteries faster than a prairie fire.

Now that he is grounded, it would be a good time to hit him with the electricity.

Dayum, you picked my brain. I have watched these many times.

The Terror of Tiny Town.

I had a warming drawer for my speculums.

For the first 24 hours, you want to keep the wound dry, due to increased infection rates and slowed healing. After 24 hours, if the area gets wet, just blot dry, then have 1 or 6 tequilas and say.. "Good night, Gracie."

Hang on, Cooter, let me go get my IV bag of normal saline out my my saddlebags.

The movies are over the top for sure. Beats watching The View.

If laziness was an Olympic sport, you'd come in fourth, so you wouldn't have to step up to the podium.

Down the road from me about 15 miles in Wills Point, Texas: Duck Cove Hardware Grill Bait