Capt. James H. Callahan

We got new cordless phones not long ago that has a spam catcher. Works great. Don't know how it knows but it does. JHC

Don't shoot the emu, he's the funniest part! Shoot that annoying peckerwood. JHC

Doubt it would fit up his arse. His head would be in the way. JHC

Yup. At least Sonic seems to have gotten rid of those two stupid goobers they ran for 15 years. Use to see those at least a hunnert times a night watching Ranger games. JHC

Didn't have to grind it. It fit fine! JHC

Had to go to the hardware store yestiddy for a 3/8" deep socket. ChannelLock brand. The plastic hanger tag had the STUPID Kalifornia cancer warning! Maybe someone smarter than I can explain how in the compound H*LL a 3/8" socket can cause cancer?????? JHC

Lubbock is so flat you can watch yer dog run away for 2 days. JHC

Good one! Love Trunk Monkey. For those who may care there are many on YouTube. JHC

Not hard to figure the media out. They just pull stuff out of their as...........rear. JHC

We lost one of our SASS members that day, a NY firefighter. RIP Sidewinder Pete. God rest your brave soul. JHC

Ever break a piece or Correll? Never played with a Claymore, but those dishes EXPLODE! JHC

See if you can find MeTV, lots of good oldies and LOTS of westerns! JHC

Same here, had almost 3" overnight which we've needed badly. Just went out for a smoke, the patio thermometer was about 1/2 tick below 50. Took out some chili meat for taco soup. Regards, JHC

Back when I was shooting IPSC the Dillons had just come out, and the early ones had a bad habit of not dropping a powder charge. The boys using them usually carried a shotgun rod cut down to about 6" to knock out the squib bullets. Called 'em Dillon Fix It Tool. JHC