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Utah Bob #35998

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  1. Foot Today, you could have him fired for that!
  2. As they say, This ain’t your daddy’s weed. Joe wasn’t actually asking y’all.
  3. Would it be better if they fell off on schedule instead of at random? Probably not.
  4. Free beer would have been a better incentive I think. I wonder if this will be trending in the US come November? Another good reason to vote by mail.
  5. Fine Dining Arrived at the restaurant gussied up, feeling pretty fancy “Good even sir”, said the Maître d’. “Welcome to Chez Snobby” “Maurice-Francois will be your waiter. He’ll show you to your table” Maurice showed up dressed better than me. I said, “Mo, just call me Bobby” He shows us to our table, and a smaller one I’ve never seen! His nose was pointed up a bit, sniffing at the air He rattled off the chef’s fine specials, but it was Greek to me As long as there was wine involved I really didn’t care I was feeling awful hungry, thinking I could eat a Derby loser I’ve heard in France they do it all the time I pointed randomly to stuff listed on the menu As he swaggered off I gulped a glass of very tasty wine Maurice came back with a plate of Snails! He called em S-car-go He winked and I became as some would say…a bit suspicious But I toughened up and downed a few, with quite a bit of butter And I have to say to my surprise they really were delicious Then course began to follow course for an hour, maybe two Most of it I never heard of, not before or even since Some of it was kind of strange, new textures, tastes and smells Could have been the wine but I was feeling like an old time prince Then Maurice-Francois brought one more course, but not the thing I wanted I told him of my preference and his knees got weak and wavy My dinner companion looked confused as Mo staggered to the kitchen I told her I had merely asked for biscuits and sausage gravy
  6. Whalers are great boats! I used a few for river patrol. Solid as a rock. But I like a rock the stay afloat!
  7. For Earl the secret squirrel on Armed Forces Day.
  8. Ran late this morning so I made me an Armed Forces Day Brunch. Here’s to all the branches keeping us safe!
  9. I’ve never seen one of those transport caskets. Makes sense. Lightweight and re-useable. In the movies they just toss the guy in a wagon.
  10. Can’t read them violent books with guns and such! I am Woke to the max.
  11. So it’s Phriday Philly Cheesesteak sammich time at the Lazy Bob! Maybe I should call it Phriday Phoenix Cheesesteak. It’s got a lot of green chiles in it. Yum!
  12. I waste enough time during the day without the addition of spirits.
  13. What am I missing here? All I see are kids toys and some kind of a partial video beneath.
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