Okie Sawbones, SASS #77381

Personally, I think you would make a great Ahab.

Kick the can was one of the better ones.

I was watching an Australian cooking show and the audience applauded when the chef made meringue... I was surprised... I thought Australians usually boo meringue.

The only way she is a singer is if she is a sewing machine.

Do the people involved ever require a preview performance?

I consistently shoot 10 shot groupings from 500 yds. that you can lay a dime over. If I'm lyin'. I'm dyin'.

Absolutely pay attention to cures and their various names like Tender Quick, Prague Powder, Pink Salt, Cure #1, Cure #2, etc. I buy all of my supplies for making bacon, sausage, pastrami. pepperoni and other stuff from Butcher & Packer and The Sausage Maker. Both are top notch outfits.

I make a lot of bacon. Costco sells pork bellies at a reasonable price. So do Mexican markets. There are a lot of online sites on how to make bacon. One good one is here. Feel free to ask specific questions after your review.

None. Use Bravecto.

I just want to know if you could lick the pie off of your chosen actor/actress?