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Wings and beer, people!  What’d you think I was talking about?

 

 Restaurants  in Tennessee are allowed to open today under fairly tight restrictions. Apparently they are not good enough for the restaurant chain with orange shorts and white tank tops.  They remain carry out only for at least the next two weeks.

 

Bummer. 

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Wings and beer... sure!

We all know what you were REALLY talking about!

 

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The one in Fresno was shut down about a year ago.  Seems they forgot to pay their rent... $31,000 worth...  :rolleyes:

 

 

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3 minutes ago, Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 said:

WOW, that is a lot of "WINGS"

Three pairs, I mean three owls.......

 

Texas Lizard

 

House bound to long....Starting to see things I almost forgot about....

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2 hours ago, Dutch Wheeler said:

Wings and beer... sure!

We all know what you were REALLY talking about!

 

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It would be a crime to put masks and other PPE on them.

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I knew what you meant before I opened the thread.  I also knew what some good denizens like Dutch Wheeler would post in response. 

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Howdy,

Now would the owl need a mask as well??

Best

CR

 

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What owl. :huh:

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Now I'm hungry.

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4 hours ago, Dutch Wheeler said:

Wings and beer... sure!

We all know what you were REALLY talking about!

 

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I’m seeing double times 3

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Why do I have the sudden hankering for a milkshake to go with those wings........?

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Reminds me of a cop story.  I took a call about a stalking back when stalking laws were brand new.   I patrolled the subdivision,  a fairly large one, and pulled the guy over and discovered no insurance which meant i could do an inventory of the contents for towing.  I found sets of brand new bra and panties.  He claimed he was with her when she put them on layaway (which seemed odd putting underwear on layaway).  

 

She worked at hooters even though she was married so I had to drive 20 miles to hooters to further investigate the stalking.   Those hooter girls surrounded me and evidently liked my uniform.   They were pretty close.  I had a fun time explaining that to my wife later. He was convicted.  The first one on the books and among the first in the state.  

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8 hours ago, Dutch Wheeler said:

Wings and beer... sure!

We all know what you were REALLY talking about!

 

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And your point is?

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It is my understanding that since they started home delivery that they have changed their name to Knockers.image.jpeg.058b9c657973b9a92608972ca4ec9b34.jpeg

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I sometimes tell my wife how I wish she would stop dressing like that in public. 

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Here is a nice pair. Took the pic from my deck.

 

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I always wondered if Hooters has a plastic surgery scholarship program?

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At least something is open by you.

I have at least another month of lock down in Illinois. 

Maybe I need a road trip somewhere.

Maybe Alabama,

The club I was shooting at down there shot last weekend.

I will have to check if everything is open down there.

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17 hours ago, Dutch Wheeler said:

Wings and beer... sure!

We all know what you were REALLY talking about!

 

HootersGirls.thumb.jpg.ff503c1e88543923a25ea5fd80f3611b.jpg

 

I'd carry those out anyday . . . . :)

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Looking at the photo makes me think of how soon PUMPKIN  spice season will be upon us. I'm not sure why.:ph34r:

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8 hours ago, Maddog McCoy SASS #5672 said:

At least something is open by you.

I have at least another month of lock down in Illinois. 

Maybe I need a road trip somewhere.

Maybe Alabama,

The club I was shooting at down there shot last weekend.

I will have to check if everything is open down there.

Guv Abbot just started to open up Texas come on down.

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Posted (edited)

The Hooters chain originated here in the Florida county where I reside. I used to go to the original first store (on Gulf to Bay Blvd, Clearwater Fl) back years ago. The Hooters chain USED to have good wings and fantastic looking Hooters Girls. The only thing they have now is the fantastic looking Hooters Girls. The last four or five times that I went to Hooters (different ones), the food was terrible.....I mean real terrible. Maybe it depends on the location but the Hooters bad food syndrome seems to be all over Tampa Bay. Just too many other wing places with good food and fantastic looking servers to eat bad food.

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20 hours ago, Dutch Wheeler said:

Wings and beer... sure!

We all know what you were REALLY talking about!

 

HootersGirls.thumb.jpg.ff503c1e88543923a25ea5fd80f3611b.jpg

Yes, not a mask or bottle of sanitizer in sight!

But if I have to "take one" for the team, I will make that sacrifice!

(just need someone to drop me off at home no later than 9pm, with a bag of brass and back me up on being at the range all day):D

Anyone?

Bueller?

Anyone?

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On 5/1/2020 at 2:26 PM, Dutch Wheeler said:

Wings and beer... sure!

We all know what you were REALLY talking about!

 

HootersGirls.thumb.jpg.ff503c1e88543923a25ea5fd80f3611b.jpg

I don’t like wings. I’v always been a breast man myself...

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Fair enough Wild Will. 

Here's some breasts for ya!

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On 5/2/2020 at 10:39 AM, Lawdog Dago Dom said:

Yes, not a mask or bottle of sanitizer in sight!

But if I have to "take one" for the team, I will make that sacrifice!

(just need someone to drop me off at home no later than 9pm, with a bag of brass and back me up on being at the range all day):D

Anyone?

Bueller?

Anyone?

 

I'm your huckleberry.  You buy, and I'll lie.

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