Trigger Mike

I’m saying that when I put in my password it won’t log in so I used forgot password and it told me my account doesn’t exist once I put in a new password but my phone lets me log in.

My computer says my account doesn’t exist even when I asked it to email my password update but it lets me log on my cell phone under my log in.

I really like congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Green. She ran for office holding an AR15.

Looks very familiar

I just lay there and ask her what does she want for breakfast until she wakes up

Since we as a nation did not declare our independence until 1776 and not have a constitution until 1789 , and before then Britain and France ruled parts of our current territory, that make 85 years more accurate. Also see the Gettysburg address.

I've actually done that. Santa comes dressed during the day of Christmas eve as well as again in secret that night and sits my children in his lap and gives them a present and leaves me a present. Sometimes he leaves a screw driver or wrench or a glock and then kisses my wife before leaving before I get back home

Can she make me a sandwich and fold clothes?

My wife wants to know if you are married. I love what you had to say myself, as I just told her Monday when she was nagging about the bushes and etc that complaining too often makes.people not listen

Once in Florida at the beach during the florida gator, Uga game weekend a 70+ year old man who could barely move was trying to get in his dodge ram pickup with only a ga bulldog red with black tiger stripes tight speedo. That was 15 years ago and am still traumatized.

I just did this to my wife. She was sitting quietly by me in her recliner on her computer and she jumped a couple of inches out of the chair and turned to look at me and screamed aaahhhhhh. I'm over here rolling with laughter