punxsutawneypete

So does everybody in Siberia drive down the middle of the road?

With my heart I don't think they would let me try it.

When I shave after I put the shaving cream on my face I scrape the extra shaving cream from my fingers onto the lenses in my glasses and rub the lenses horizontally. Then I rinse off my glasses and dry them with my towel.

Where's Dudley Doright?

I used to go to Quebec province a lot on vacation. Intending to show respect for the language and culture, I made an effort to improve my long dormant study of French. About two words out of my mouth it would become apparent that French was not my first language. But the effort was appreciated by the locals, even though their ears were probably hurting from listening to me. It was kind of fun to razz the locals in their own language. At camp one time my uncles and I spotted one of the camp workers dunking her mop in the lake. The temptation was just too great and I called out, "Hey, nous bouisson cette eau [We drink that water]." She laughed and walked away so I'm pretty sure she understood me.

Except in Quebec!

I thought the recipe called for repeatedly tasting the whiskey to make sure it was of the highest quality.

Vegermite? Isn't that the stuff in the old "I Love Lucy" routine where she gets snockered doing the commercial?

I remember some 20 years ago there was a lot of Egyptian 9mm Luger ammunition floating around. Being an old black powder shooter and in an abundance of caution I'll only shoot it through my chromed Browning High Power because I figured that is the easiest gun to break down and really clean thoroughly.

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But if and when the present tooling for revolvers needs replaced, would S & W put the new tooling back in MA or put the new tooling in another place with a new facility in a gun friendly low tax state?

Congratulations. To match what you've done, if I got married tomorrow I'd have to live to be 114.