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Nothing sez “Back Off“ like a tasteful Japanese  Nohmask!  
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12 minutes ago, Utah Bob #35998 said:

Nothing sez “Back Off“ like a tasteful Japanese  Nohmask!  
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Is that a Nomask, or a menpo?

 

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Lawman Mark:

 

I'm printing that one off and gluing it onto cardboard for my next grocery store run.  Outta my way, you peons!!!!

 

LL

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I always wondered why no one came close to me while wearing my scarf!

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20 minutes ago, LawMan Mark, SASS #57095L said:

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That one should be good for at least 60 feet of social distancing. Maybe even 600 feet.

 

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1 hour ago, LawMan Mark, SASS #57095L said:

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That will do it

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14 minutes ago, Tex Jones, SASS 2263 said:

Χριστός Ανέστη

 

 

Ἀληθῶς ἀνέστη! 

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If you’re trying to keep women at six feet distance,, either of these should work just fine

 

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First time I ever noticed that  yellow  mung on her teeth.  Good thing we didn't elect her.

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On 4/19/2020 at 3:23 PM, LawMan Mark, SASS #57095L said:

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You put this on your face and somebody will think a 2 legged dog had its butt shaved and is walking down the street backwards.

 

 

..........Widder

 

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Any of these should do it and the last two ain't even masks!

 

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16 hours ago, LawMan Mark, SASS #57095L said:

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If all women wore that mask, there will be NO baby boom in December/January.....that's for damn sure.

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18 hours ago, LawMan Mark, SASS #57095L said:

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I'd rather cut my own leg off with a wooden spoon than be seen in that mask.

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22 hours ago, Subdeacon Joe said:

 

Is that a Nomask, or a menpo?

 

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All I know is whut I reads on websites.

https://nohmask21.com/eu/index.html

 

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Put your dog's spider outfit on when you go out for a walk and NOBODY will bother you!! :mellow:

 

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11 hours ago, Cypress Sun said:

 

If all women wore that mask, there will be NO baby boom in December/January.....that's for damn sure.

You beat me to it! I have never drank enough to make that even a little acceptable. Ever.

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TN Williams told me that he thought 'she' was cute and in her own way..... adorable.

 

'Perception' has never been one of his better attributes..... :lol:

 

..........Widder

 

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1 hour ago, Widder, SASS #59054 said:

TN Williams told me that he thought 'she' was cute and in her own way..... adorable.

 

'Perception' has never been one of his better attributes..... :lol:

 

..........Widder

 

:lol::D:lol:

kR

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3 hours ago, Widder, SASS #59054 said:

TN Williams told me that he thought 'she' was cute and in her own way..... adorable.

 

'Perception' has never been one of his better attributes..... :lol:

 

..........Widder

 

:P

 

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16 hours ago, Widder, SASS #59054 said:

TN Williams told me that he thought 'she' was cute and in her own way..... adorable.

 

'Perception' has never been one of his better attributes..... :lol:

 

..........Widder

 

Widder went in to the grocery store the other day. A manager stopped him and said they appreciated him wearing a mask to help with the C19, but they still couldn't allow Halloween masks to be worn. Should have seen their face when he told them he wasn't wearing one!

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16 hours ago, Widder, SASS #59054 said:

TN Williams told me that he thought 'she' was cute and in her own way adorable...

 

..........Widder

 

Reminds me of a joke.

 

This ole boy survived a shipwreck and washed up on this deserted island. There was plenty to eat and drink but his only "company" he had was an old goat that had washed up with him. Life went on as usual for around 5 years until one morning the man found Hillary Clinton had washed up on shore. The man was naturally very excited and that evening he made a bunch of food and coconut juice and built a picnic on the beach. He had torches lit and everything. After he and Hillary had eaten and had their fill, he looked over at Hillary seated beside him and said, "you know I've been here for over 5 years and a man gets awful lonely. Can I ask you a question?" She looked back at him and smiled and said, "anything you want." He got real excited and said, "do you mind holding that goat for me"?

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Howdy,

Wow.

 

Best

CR

 

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On 4/20/2020 at 8:03 AM, Cypress Sun said:

 

If all women wore that mask, there will be NO baby boom in December/January.....that's for damn sure.

 

What baby boom?  We're all supposed to stay 6 feet apart.

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Actually, I feel sorry for TN Williams during this 'isolation' status and 'distance' relationships.

 

After all, he is the 'Babe Magnet'....... or atleast that's what he told me.

 

..........Widder

 

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2 hours ago, punxsutawneypete said:

 

What baby boom?  We're all supposed to stay 6 feet apart.

That's what my wife says.

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Went to the store yesterday during one of those “early open senior hours”.  I saw so many dirty masks, I instantly knew I wanted to stay ten feet away from anyone.

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On 4/19/2020 at 2:23 PM, LawMan Mark, SASS #57095L said:

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Scared the compound HELL outta me!

JHC

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