Utah Bob #35998 Posted April 19, 2020 Posted April 19, 2020 Nothing sez “Back Off“ like a tasteful Japanese Nohmask! .
Loophole LaRue, SASS #51438 Posted April 19, 2020 Posted April 19, 2020 5 minutes ago, Utah Bob #35998 said: Nothing sez “Back Off“ like a tasteful Japanese Nohmask! . Somehow, I think this plague mask might fit the bill better.....LL
Subdeacon Joe Posted April 19, 2020 Posted April 19, 2020 12 minutes ago, Utah Bob #35998 said: Nothing sez “Back Off“ like a tasteful Japanese Nohmask! . Is that a Nomask, or a menpo?
Loophole LaRue, SASS #51438 Posted April 19, 2020 Posted April 19, 2020 Lawman Mark: I'm printing that one off and gluing it onto cardboard for my next grocery store run. Outta my way, you peons!!!! LL
Father Kit Cool Gun Garth Posted April 19, 2020 Posted April 19, 2020 I always wondered why no one came close to me while wearing my scarf!
Sedalia Dave Posted April 19, 2020 Posted April 19, 2020 20 minutes ago, LawMan Mark, SASS #57095L said: That one should be good for at least 60 feet of social distancing. Maybe even 600 feet.
Four-Eyed Buck,SASS #14795 Posted April 19, 2020 Posted April 19, 2020 Way to take the high road, Joe
Allie Mo, SASS No. 25217 Posted April 19, 2020 Posted April 19, 2020 1 hour ago, Subdeacon Joe said: ... I like this one! It would get a lot of laughs around here!
Henry T Harrison Posted April 19, 2020 Posted April 19, 2020 1 hour ago, LawMan Mark, SASS #57095L said: That will do it
Tex Jones, SASS 2263 Posted April 19, 2020 Posted April 19, 2020 1 hour ago, Subdeacon Joe said: Not me. Χριστός Ανέστη
Subdeacon Joe Posted April 19, 2020 Posted April 19, 2020 14 minutes ago, Tex Jones, SASS 2263 said: Χριστός Ανέστη Ἀληθῶς ἀνέστη!
El Hombre Sin Nombre Posted April 20, 2020 Posted April 20, 2020 If you’re trying to keep women at six feet distance,, either of these should work just fine
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted April 20, 2020 Posted April 20, 2020 6 hours ago, LawMan Mark, SASS #57095L said: OMG!
Joke 'um Posted April 20, 2020 Posted April 20, 2020 First time I ever noticed that yellow mung on her teeth. Good thing we didn't elect her.
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted April 20, 2020 Posted April 20, 2020 On 4/19/2020 at 3:23 PM, LawMan Mark, SASS #57095L said: You put this on your face and somebody will think a 2 legged dog had its butt shaved and is walking down the street backwards. ..........Widder
Dantankerous Posted April 20, 2020 Posted April 20, 2020 Any of these should do it and the last two ain't even masks!
Cypress Sun Posted April 20, 2020 Posted April 20, 2020 16 hours ago, LawMan Mark, SASS #57095L said: If all women wore that mask, there will be NO baby boom in December/January.....that's for damn sure.
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted April 20, 2020 Posted April 20, 2020 18 hours ago, LawMan Mark, SASS #57095L said: I'd rather cut my own leg off with a wooden spoon than be seen in that mask.
Utah Bob #35998 Posted April 20, 2020 Author Posted April 20, 2020 22 hours ago, Subdeacon Joe said: Is that a Nomask, or a menpo? All I know is whut I reads on websites. https://nohmask21.com/eu/index.html
Patagonia Pete Posted April 20, 2020 Posted April 20, 2020 Put your dog's spider outfit on when you go out for a walk and NOBODY will bother you!!
Michigan Slim Posted April 20, 2020 Posted April 20, 2020 11 hours ago, Cypress Sun said: If all women wore that mask, there will be NO baby boom in December/January.....that's for damn sure. You beat me to it! I have never drank enough to make that even a little acceptable. Ever.
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted April 21, 2020 Posted April 21, 2020 TN Williams told me that he thought 'she' was cute and in her own way..... adorable. 'Perception' has never been one of his better attributes..... ..........Widder
Kid Rich Posted April 21, 2020 Posted April 21, 2020 1 hour ago, Widder, SASS #59054 said: TN Williams told me that he thought 'she' was cute and in her own way..... adorable. 'Perception' has never been one of his better attributes..... ..........Widder kR
Sedalia Dave Posted April 21, 2020 Posted April 21, 2020 3 hours ago, Widder, SASS #59054 said: TN Williams told me that he thought 'she' was cute and in her own way..... adorable. 'Perception' has never been one of his better attributes..... ..........Widder
Tennessee williams Posted April 21, 2020 Posted April 21, 2020 16 hours ago, Widder, SASS #59054 said: TN Williams told me that he thought 'she' was cute and in her own way..... adorable. 'Perception' has never been one of his better attributes..... ..........Widder Widder went in to the grocery store the other day. A manager stopped him and said they appreciated him wearing a mask to help with the C19, but they still couldn't allow Halloween masks to be worn. Should have seen their face when he told them he wasn't wearing one!
Tennessee williams Posted April 21, 2020 Posted April 21, 2020 16 hours ago, Widder, SASS #59054 said: TN Williams told me that he thought 'she' was cute and in her own way adorable... ..........Widder Reminds me of a joke. This ole boy survived a shipwreck and washed up on this deserted island. There was plenty to eat and drink but his only "company" he had was an old goat that had washed up with him. Life went on as usual for around 5 years until one morning the man found Hillary Clinton had washed up on shore. The man was naturally very excited and that evening he made a bunch of food and coconut juice and built a picnic on the beach. He had torches lit and everything. After he and Hillary had eaten and had their fill, he looked over at Hillary seated beside him and said, "you know I've been here for over 5 years and a man gets awful lonely. Can I ask you a question?" She looked back at him and smiled and said, "anything you want." He got real excited and said, "do you mind holding that goat for me"?
punxsutawneypete Posted April 21, 2020 Posted April 21, 2020 On 4/20/2020 at 8:03 AM, Cypress Sun said: If all women wore that mask, there will be NO baby boom in December/January.....that's for damn sure. What baby boom? We're all supposed to stay 6 feet apart.
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted April 21, 2020 Posted April 21, 2020 Actually, I feel sorry for TN Williams during this 'isolation' status and 'distance' relationships. After all, he is the 'Babe Magnet'....... or atleast that's what he told me. ..........Widder
Michigan Slim Posted April 22, 2020 Posted April 22, 2020 2 hours ago, punxsutawneypete said: What baby boom? We're all supposed to stay 6 feet apart. That's what my wife says.
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted April 22, 2020 Posted April 22, 2020 Went to the store yesterday during one of those “early open senior hours”. I saw so many dirty masks, I instantly knew I wanted to stay ten feet away from anyone.
Capt. James H. Callahan Posted April 22, 2020 Posted April 22, 2020 On 4/19/2020 at 2:23 PM, LawMan Mark, SASS #57095L said: Scared the compound HELL outta me! JHC
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