Father Kit Cool Gun Garth

If tomorrow is your last official day to work, then there are really two days left which would be today and tomorrow making the count off. This should correct it.

Our problems with Fed[up]Ex is that delivered packages are merely left on the ground at our mailbox which is 200+ feet from the house. Ordered Ryobi equipment from Home Depot online and stupid driver left the original box which clearly shows what's in it, at the road. Fortunately, I got it before someone driving down the road didn't stop and swipe it. Now instead of worrying about porch pirates, it's mailbox road pirates.

Pat Riot's first arrival at the SALOON.

One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week’ The florist was pleased and left the shop. When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door. Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week.’ The cop was happy and left the shop. The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door. Then a politician came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.’ The politician was very happy and left the shop. The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen politicians lined up waiting for a free haircut. And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the citizens of our country and the politicians who run it.

Guess it's time to break the bank!