best line from a movie?

[Chili Ron]

Howdy,

Just one line from a movie.

 

What is your favorite?

Just occurreedd to me readin that Quigley bit.

I gotta think on this.

first is Drew screaming in ET.

Best

CR

 

[Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770]

One of my favorites: 

Outlaw Josie Wales. Chief Lon Watti, "I notice that when you start dislikin' somebody, they ain't around for long neither."

[Sixgun Seamus]

I see a red sash, I kill the man wearing it.

[Okie Sawbones, SASS #77381]

Hedley Lamarr: I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers and Methodists.

[Pat Riot]

 

Matthew Quigley:
I said I didn't have much use for one. Didn't say I didn't know how to use it.

 

 

[Abilene Slim SASS 81783]

Mayor of Rock Ridge: “Aww, prairie s**t.  The ni***ers and chinks can stay, but we don’t want the Irish!”

[Okie Sawbones, SASS #77381]

More modern movie

 

Major T. J. "King" Kong: Survival kit contents check. In them you'll find: one forty-five caliber automatic; two boxes of ammunition; four days' concentrated emergency rations; one drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills; one miniature combination Russian phrase book and Bible; one hundred dollars in rubles; one hundred dollars in gold; nine packs of chewing gum; one issue of prophylactics; three lipsticks; three pair of nylon stockings. Shoot, a fella' could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff.

[LawMan Mark, SASS #57095L]

"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn".

[Joe Cross, SASS #13848 L]

from High Plains Drifter: "You like 'em, you save 'em."

[Widder, SASS #59054]

SHANE.

 

Shane:  So you're Jack WIlson.  I've heard of you.

 

Wilson:  What have you heard Shane?

 

Shane:  You're a Low Down Yankee Liar.

 

 

Favorite line:  "You're A Low Down Yankee Liar".

 

 

..........Widder

 

[Red Gauntlet , SASS 60619]

Steve Judd [Joel McCrea] to Gil Westrum [Randolph Scott]:

 

"All I want is to enter my house justified."

[J-BAR #18287]

I was aiming at the horse.  M7-1
 

Oh good, they brought pitchforks. M7-2

 

Fill your hands you sonuvabitch!  TG1&2

 

 

 

[Subdeacon Joe]

Father Goose, Trevor Howard, "Commander Frank Houghton RAN : Married? Goody Two-Shoes and the Filthy Beast?"

[Cypress Sun]

There's no way, NO WAY, that you could have come from my loins...the first thing I'm gonna do when I get home is punch your mama in the mouth.

 

Sheriff Buford T Justice

[Crazy Gun Barney, SASS #2428]

“And I want to look him straight in the eye, and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey $h!t he is! Hallelujah! Holy $h!t! Where's the Tylenol?“

[Cheyenne Ranger, 48747L]

ghostbusters

 

towards the end when Bill Murray's character is asked where the stairs go, he replies, "Up."

[Alpo]

1 hour ago, Okie Sawbones, SASS #77381 said:

Shoot, a fella' could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff.

A little bit of movie trivia. The original line was weekend in Dallas. But a few days before the movie was due to be released Kennedy was shot. So they quickly went into post-production and changed the name of the town from Dallas to Vegas.

 

You waticloseWATCH CLOSE. The soundtrack says Vegas, but Slim's mouth says Dallas.

[Redleg Reilly, SASS #46372]

I thought you were dead?  Not hardly.

[Capt. R. Hugh Kidnme]

"Have you met Howard?" - Forrest Bondurant {Lawless}

[Sixgun Seamus]

I was born ready - Ward Bond

How you gonna get back down that hill. - Paul Newman

[Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770]

52 minutes ago, Cheyenne Ranger, 48747L said:

ghostbusters

 

towards the end when Bill Murray's character is asked where the stairs go, he replies, "Up."

Ghostbusters II, Bill Murray, "Dana, did you happen to see some shirts in the floor/ bed area?"

Dana,"I put them in your hamper."

Murray, "I have a hamper?"

 

[DocWard]

Wow. Just ONE? There's just no way. But, since I heard this on the radio earlier today and it had me chuckling, I will go with it for now.
 

 

[Buckshot Bear]

So many in Blazing Saddles, amazing what Mel Brooks got away with.....I think my all time favourite is -

 

"Hold it, the next man that moves the n***** gets it".

[Redleg Reilly, SASS #46372]

"Mongo just a pawn in game of life."

[Big Gus, SASS# 66666]

Animal house

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYQCb3qrBpo

[Pat Riot]

37 minutes ago, DocWard said:

Wow. Just ONE?

Tough, isn’t it?  

[DocWard]

14 minutes ago, Pat Riot said:

Tough, isn’t it?  

 

Darn Skippy it is!

[DeaconKC]

Young Frankensein

"Look at those knockers!"

"Why thank you!"

[DocWard]

18 minutes ago, Big Gus, SASS# 66666 said:

Animal house

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYQCb3qrBpo

 

Remind me to tell you a story about "fat drunk and stupid" some time.

[Larsen E. Pettifogger, SASS #32933]

The End

[DocWard]

1 hour ago, Larsen E. Pettifogger, SASS #32933 said:

The End

 

There have been a few movies I've seen where that was the best part.

[Abilene Slim SASS 81783]

6 hours ago, Okie Sawbones, SASS #77381 said:

More modern movie

 

Major T. J. "King" Kong: Survival kit contents check. In them you'll find: one forty-five caliber automatic; two boxes of ammunition; four days' concentrated emergency rations; one drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills; one miniature combination Russian phrase book and Bible; one hundred dollars in rubles; one hundred dollars in gold; nine packs of chewing gum; one issue of prophylactics; three lipsticks; three pair of nylon stockings. Shoot, a fella' could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff.

So many from that movie!

 

Col Bat Guano: “… but if you don’t get the president of the United States on that phone, you’re gonna have to answer to the Coca Cola Company.”

[Creeker, SASS #43022]

The one that firmly encapsulates my life and valuation of stuff, experiences and life over having a healthy bank account.

 

Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

(also the very first movie I remember seeing with my Dad).

After Charlie finds the Golden Ticket and is telling his Mother that he was offered money for it and wanted to sell it to help out the family.

His Grandfather pulls him aside, 

"There are only five of these tickets - that is all there will ever be.  And you want to sell that for something as common as money?  They print more of that everyday"

 

If it has to be cowboy, it comes from Unforgiven - William Munney to the Schofield Kid after his first killing.

"Hell of a thing; killing a man.  Taking away everything he has or will ever have."

[Bad Bascomb, SASS # 47,494]

  

 

Again, Will Munney :  "Well, he should've armed hisself...."

[Alpo]

I really like the thing at the gunfight in Josey Wales. He's telling Dan George how he chose which guy to shoot first. Of the four men, one guy had his holster buttoned down so he wasn't any danger, and another guy had scared eyes so he wasn't any danger, but the third guy had crazy eyes so he shot him first. And Dan asked him about the fourth guy - the one at the edge of the boardwalk next to the street.

 

"Never gave him any mind. You were there."