Stained jeans

[Rye Miles #13621]

First it’s the ripped jeans now this! Jeans with a fake pee stain!

Beam me up Scotty 

 

https://www.usatoday.com/story/life/health-wellness/2024/05/14/jordanluca-pee-stain-denim-jeans-cost-over-800-and-sold-out-why/73681298007/

[Buckshot Bear]

Do they come with odour?

[Eyesa Horg]

I just sit here shaking my head. 

[Sawhorse Kid]

Never understood the brand new ripped up jeans thing either.

Nothing says " Attractive to Women"  like a pee stain on your pants.  

[Doc Shapiro]

I do not understand why you are surprised by such things.  The fashion world is a disaster.

[Calamity Kris]

NO   Simply NO!!!  

 

I guess I'm an old fuddy duddy but I didn't get into the acid washed thing, the pre-ripped thing and I certainly won't get into this.

[Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984]

Ok, prediction, next will be yoga pants that look like they’ve been peed. What? You say it’s been done?

[J-BAR #18287]

It's the shape, not the stain, not the tear...

[Cypress Sun]

 

It's getting dumber all the time. The first time I saw the brand new ripped up jeans for $300 at a store I was doing work in, I thought 'What kind of idiot would buy these?" Fifteen minutes later some teenage plunked down daddy's credit card for them!

 

Maybe pre-skid marked underwear is next...I may get rich yet!

[Yul Lose]

A person wouldn’t have to worry about buying Depends anymore.

[Gateway Kid SASS# 70038 Life]

1 hour ago, Rye Miles #13621 said:

First it’s the ripped jeans now this! Jeans with a fake pee stain!

Beam me up Scotty 

 

https://www.usatoday.com/story/life/health-wellness/2024/05/14/jordanluca-pee-stain-denim-jeans-cost-over-800-and-sold-out-why/73681298007/

We need a "Holy cr@p Batman" emoji!

On the other hand I guess there is still hope for great grandpa (on an occasional foray from the nursing home) to still fulfill his lifelong dream of becoming a fashion icon!!!

Regards

    

Gateway Kid

[Rye Miles #13621]

50 minutes ago, Doc Shapiro said:

I do not understand why you are surprised by such things.  The fashion world is a disaster.

Nothing much surprises me but this is just crazy! 
Maybe we could come up with poop stained pants and make some money?! I bet that’s next!

[Doc Shapiro]

2 minutes ago, Rye Miles #13621 said:

Nothing much surprises me but this is just crazy! 
Maybe we could come up with poop stained pants and make some money?! I bet that’s next!

 

Nothing would surprise me from that industry.  It's rather disgusting.

[Rip Snorter]

A necessary Brandon innovation?

[Subdeacon Joe]

About 20 years ago I was making an afternoon delivery of X-ray records to Novato Community Hospital  As I was getting out of the van a lady walked by, she was carrying a long necked vase of flowers and it looked like she had peed herself judging from the stain pattern.  I just ignored her other than the quick glance as she walked past.  She doubled back and told me that she had been holding the vase in between her legs as she drove and it spilled, she hadn't peed herself.  I don't know why she found it necessary to come back as say that to me.  She didn't seem embarrassed about it.  Weird.

[Buckshot Bear]

I'll wait for the more fashionable poo stain jeans. 

[Sixgun Seamus]

I can do the pee stains for a lot less than $800 if anyone is interested.

[watab kid]

i dont get it but then i dontget a lot of things these days 0- they just seem stupid , this isstupid , both the stain and paying that for jeans of any kind at all , 

[Smokin Gator SASS #29736]

The older I get the more fashionable I've become! 

[Dusty Devil Dale]

They should have named them after Biden.  His hallmark. 

 

But there's a much cheaper way to DIY these and save the $800.

[Pat Riot]

Hmmm…We could just sell old food stained tee shirts for a killing. Just post them on eBay with an outlandish price. Someone will buy them. 
 

Years ago I did some business with a guy selling motorcycle parts on eBay. I got his phone number from a PM he sent me and I saved it. One day I went on his eBay store and he had a bunch of old blue jeans listed. Thinking someone had ghosted his eBay store I called him. He was making a killing on old used blue jeans that he got at thrift shops. The rattier looking they were the more money he would get for them through people bidding on them. He said he shipped jeans all over the world. He made so much money he dropped the motorcycle parts business all together. He said stained jeans with tears could go for three or four hundred dollars. 
I think the whole world is nuts. 

[Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474]

1 hour ago, Sixgun Seamus said:

I can do the pee stains for a lot less than $800 if anyone is interested.

 

GEE! You got there as well !

I was thinking it was a great business opportunity myself!!!

Tell ya what. You take Ohio and the surrounding states and I'll take Ontario, Manitoba and Quebec.

I'm not greedy!!

(Boy! I'm really  going to have to increase my liquid intake!)

[Rye Miles #13621]

7 hours ago, Sixgun Seamus said:

I can do the pee stains for a lot less than $800 if anyone is interested.

I tried that but the stain goes away!

[Blackwater 53393]

10 hours ago, Rye Miles #13621 said:

Nothing much surprises me but this is just crazy! 
Maybe we could come up with poop stained pants and make some money?! I bet that’s next!

The first thought that crossed my mind was a lump in the seat of their britches is the obvious next thing!!

[PowderRiverCowboy]

At this point in time , I am not so sure Thermonuclear war wouldn't be a great way to finish the week off 

[Blackwater 53393]

11 minutes ago, PowderRiverCowboy said:

At this point in time , I am not so sure Thermonuclear war wouldn't be a great way to finish the week off 

NAH!!  Just napalm the bad spots!!

[Eyesa Horg]

I'll tell ya for sure, I'll be putting my old jeans on fleabay for now on!!

[Cypress Sun]

 

So, I guess this means that baby spit up shirts are now out of style?

[Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L]

For sale: $150

 

DIY Stained Jeans creator kit.

 

Endless pattern possibilities.

 

User can change patterns multiple times per day.

 

Will work with all types of pants.

 

[Sedalia Dave]

Those are for the snowflakes. That way their friends won't know when they have had the piss scared out of them by us non-woke citizens.

[Henry T Harrison]

After my prostate cancer treatment I can create those jeans all by myself