Rye Miles #13621 Posted May 14 Share Posted May 14 First it’s the ripped jeans now this! Jeans with a fake pee stain! Beam me up Scotty https://www.usatoday.com/story/life/health-wellness/2024/05/14/jordanluca-pee-stain-denim-jeans-cost-over-800-and-sold-out-why/73681298007/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckshot Bear Posted May 14 Share Posted May 14 Do they come with odour? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eyesa Horg Posted May 14 Share Posted May 14 I just sit here shaking my head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawhorse Kid Posted May 14 Share Posted May 14 Never understood the brand new ripped up jeans thing either. Nothing says " Attractive to Women" like a pee stain on your pants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Shapiro Posted May 14 Share Posted May 14 I do not understand why you are surprised by such things. The fashion world is a disaster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calamity Kris Posted May 15 Share Posted May 15 NO Simply NO!!! I guess I'm an old fuddy duddy but I didn't get into the acid washed thing, the pre-ripped thing and I certainly won't get into this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted May 15 Share Posted May 15 Ok, prediction, next will be yoga pants that look like they’ve been peed. What? You say it’s been done? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J-BAR #18287 Posted May 15 Share Posted May 15 It's the shape, not the stain, not the tear... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cypress Sun Posted May 15 Share Posted May 15 It's getting dumber all the time. The first time I saw the brand new ripped up jeans for $300 at a store I was doing work in, I thought 'What kind of idiot would buy these?" Fifteen minutes later some teenage plunked down daddy's credit card for them! Maybe pre-skid marked underwear is next...I may get rich yet! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yul Lose Posted May 15 Share Posted May 15 A person wouldn’t have to worry about buying Depends anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gateway Kid SASS# 70038 Life Posted May 15 Share Posted May 15 1 hour ago, Rye Miles #13621 said: First it’s the ripped jeans now this! Jeans with a fake pee stain! Beam me up Scotty https://www.usatoday.com/story/life/health-wellness/2024/05/14/jordanluca-pee-stain-denim-jeans-cost-over-800-and-sold-out-why/73681298007/ We need a "Holy cr@p Batman" emoji! On the other hand I guess there is still hope for great grandpa (on an occasional foray from the nursing home) to still fulfill his lifelong dream of becoming a fashion icon!!! Regards Gateway Kid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rye Miles #13621 Posted May 15 Author Share Posted May 15 50 minutes ago, Doc Shapiro said: I do not understand why you are surprised by such things. The fashion world is a disaster. Nothing much surprises me but this is just crazy! Maybe we could come up with poop stained pants and make some money?! I bet that’s next! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Shapiro Posted May 15 Share Posted May 15 2 minutes ago, Rye Miles #13621 said: Nothing much surprises me but this is just crazy! Maybe we could come up with poop stained pants and make some money?! I bet that’s next! Nothing would surprise me from that industry. It's rather disgusting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rip Snorter Posted May 15 Share Posted May 15 A necessary Brandon innovation? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted May 15 Share Posted May 15 About 20 years ago I was making an afternoon delivery of X-ray records to Novato Community Hospital As I was getting out of the van a lady walked by, she was carrying a long necked vase of flowers and it looked like she had peed herself judging from the stain pattern. I just ignored her other than the quick glance as she walked past. She doubled back and told me that she had been holding the vase in between her legs as she drove and it spilled, she hadn't peed herself. I don't know why she found it necessary to come back as say that to me. She didn't seem embarrassed about it. Weird. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckshot Bear Posted May 15 Share Posted May 15 I'll wait for the more fashionable poo stain jeans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sixgun Seamus Posted May 15 Share Posted May 15 I can do the pee stains for a lot less than $800 if anyone is interested. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
watab kid Posted May 15 Share Posted May 15 i dont get it but then i dontget a lot of things these days 0- they just seem stupid , this isstupid , both the stain and paying that for jeans of any kind at all , Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smokin Gator SASS #29736 Posted May 15 Share Posted May 15 The older I get the more fashionable I've become! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dusty Devil Dale Posted May 15 Share Posted May 15 They should have named them after Biden. His hallmark. But there's a much cheaper way to DIY these and save the $800. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted May 15 Share Posted May 15 Hmmm…We could just sell old food stained tee shirts for a killing. Just post them on eBay with an outlandish price. Someone will buy them. Years ago I did some business with a guy selling motorcycle parts on eBay. I got his phone number from a PM he sent me and I saved it. One day I went on his eBay store and he had a bunch of old blue jeans listed. Thinking someone had ghosted his eBay store I called him. He was making a killing on old used blue jeans that he got at thrift shops. The rattier looking they were the more money he would get for them through people bidding on them. He said he shipped jeans all over the world. He made so much money he dropped the motorcycle parts business all together. He said stained jeans with tears could go for three or four hundred dollars. I think the whole world is nuts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 Posted May 15 Share Posted May 15 1 hour ago, Sixgun Seamus said: I can do the pee stains for a lot less than $800 if anyone is interested. GEE! You got there as well ! I was thinking it was a great business opportunity myself!!! Tell ya what. You take Ohio and the surrounding states and I'll take Ontario, Manitoba and Quebec. I'm not greedy!! (Boy! I'm really going to have to increase my liquid intake!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rye Miles #13621 Posted May 15 Author Share Posted May 15 7 hours ago, Sixgun Seamus said: I can do the pee stains for a lot less than $800 if anyone is interested. I tried that but the stain goes away! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted May 15 Share Posted May 15 10 hours ago, Rye Miles #13621 said: Nothing much surprises me but this is just crazy! Maybe we could come up with poop stained pants and make some money?! I bet that’s next! The first thought that crossed my mind was a lump in the seat of their britches is the obvious next thing!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PowderRiverCowboy Posted May 15 Share Posted May 15 At this point in time , I am not so sure Thermonuclear war wouldn't be a great way to finish the week off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted May 15 Share Posted May 15 11 minutes ago, PowderRiverCowboy said: At this point in time , I am not so sure Thermonuclear war wouldn't be a great way to finish the week off NAH!! Just napalm the bad spots!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eyesa Horg Posted May 15 Share Posted May 15 I'll tell ya for sure, I'll be putting my old jeans on fleabay for now on!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cypress Sun Posted May 15 Share Posted May 15 So, I guess this means that baby spit up shirts are now out of style? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L Posted May 15 Share Posted May 15 For sale: $150 DIY Stained Jeans creator kit. Endless pattern possibilities. User can change patterns multiple times per day. Will work with all types of pants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sedalia Dave Posted May 15 Share Posted May 15 Those are for the snowflakes. That way their friends won't know when they have had the piss scared out of them by us non-woke citizens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Henry T Harrison Posted May 16 Share Posted May 16 After my prostate cancer treatment I can create those jeans all by myself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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