Notorious and entertaining wire feuds and WTC

[Tennessee williams 1,187]

Some of my favorite feuds and WTC topics:

Feuds:

1 Widder vs Red Knee

2 Phantom vs everybody

3 Everybody vs Dusty Devil Dale

 

What's your favorite

Edited October 16, 2019 by Tennessee williams

[Widder, SASS #59054 4,619]

I like the Triple Tap vs. Quad Tap topic.

Very entertaining and could easily be defined as a good Wire feud.

 

Another fairly good feud would be Ruger vs Colt.

 

..........Widder

 

[Yul Lose 4,538]

DQ vs any other ice cream.

SxS vs 1897 or 1887.

Greasin your balls or not.

Pins/ceramic vs none when wet tumbling.

Is the Illinois State match held in another state really an Illinois State match.

Is Fantum a nice guy or not.

Does Ginger indeed look better than Maryann even though they are both in their 90’s. 
Is Dusty Devil Dale a robot.

Depriming your brass before cleaning. (Thanks to nitrous oxide today I’ll take root canal any day over depriming brass).

Edited October 16, 2019 by Yul Lose

[Abilene Slim SASS 81783 1,364]

I think we should bring rank points back. 

[Springfield Slim SASS #24733 318]

Maryann is only 74. And looks even better than Ginger than she ever has.

[Smokestack SASS#87384 1,329]

Wild Bunch is a side match..... 

(ducks and hides).     

[Dantankerous 2,953]

Holy Black should just be called black powder.

 

Never call a shotgun a "shottie".

 

Shotgun shell bras... oh whatever... ain't goin' there.

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Captain Clark 569]

Shipping or not shipping guns to California pards 

Edited October 16, 2019 by Captain Clark
Clarity

[Dantankerous 2,953]

38 vs 45

 

45 Colt vs 45 Long Colt

 

 

[Kirk James 511]

Where is you belly button?????

[Imis Twohofon,SASS # 46646 1,366]

Old school vs modern stuff

 

Imis  alternative- Best hat?

[Rye Miles #13621 3,792]

Colt vs. Ruger!!!

[Yul Lose 4,538]

Which nipples (C&B) are better.

[Marshal Hangtree 1,018]

1 minute ago, Yul Lose said:

Which nipples (C&B) are better.

Isn't that part of the Maryann / Ginger debate?

[Lawdog Dago Dom 1,019]

17 minutes ago, Marshal Hangtree said:

Isn't that part of the Maryann / Ginger debate?

Good one

 

Oh boy.

 

Somewhere out in SASS Wire land, is a bleary-eyed moderator who has been up all night watching this thread with coffee breath, finger on the "lock" button.

[Widder, SASS #59054 4,619]

8 minutes ago, Lawdog Dago Dom said:

Good one

 

Oh boy.

 

Somewhere out in SASS Wire land, is a bleary-eyed moderator who has been up all night watching this thread with coffee breath, finger on the "lock" button.

 

Which brings up a life long nagging question:

 

Why is it that the Moderators always get in the last word before a thread is locked..... 

 

..........Widder

 

[Captain Bill Burt 1,597]

2 minutes ago, Widder, SASS #59054 said:

 

Which brings up a life long nagging question:

 

Why is it that the Moderators always get in the last word before a thread is locked..... 

 

..........Widder

 

Right! When you’re trying to find something why is it always the last place you look!

[Wyatt 205]

7 minutes ago, Captain Bill Burt said:

Right! When you’re trying to find something why is it always the last place you look!

I keep looking. I’ve found a bunch of stuff I didn’t know I was looking for 

[oak creek martin 76]

Some days I check the wire just to see what Phantom is up to! 

[Captain Clark 569]

Bandolier or belt?

 

TG vote online or summit!

 

Taylors or Cimmaron, which is better?

 

Aluminum or brass carrier

 

What brand 97 is the best.......Winchester, Norinco, IAC, Polytech, Coyote Cap.......

Edited October 16, 2019 by Captain Clark

[Captain Bill Burt 1,597]

A miss can't cause a P.

Less filling or tastes great?

Pepsi or Coke?

 

Camaro (yes) or Mustang (shudder, no!)

[bgavin 512]

10 hours ago, Captain Clark said:

Shipping or not shipping guns to California pards 

I have fought that battle... it is ugly, indeed.

[Shooting Bull 1,604]

Henry Big Boy

 

More difficult stages to slow down those gamers

 

Is the term "gamer" a compliment or insult?

 

What exactly does Phantom mean when he says "Oy"? 

[Smoky Pistols 482]

Stupid vs stoopid

[Shooting Bull 1,604]

Another thread just reminded me:

 

Silly stuff on the clock vs off the clock

[Yul Lose 4,538]

2 minutes ago, Smoky Pistols said:

Stupid vs stoopid

Stoopid is copywrited, stupid is not.

[Nasty Newt # 7365 255]

9 minutes ago, Shooting Bull said:

Another thread just reminded me:

 

Silly stuff on the clock vs off the clock

It's not silly stuff, it's cool stuff that made this game what it is, er, I mean what it was.  MAKE SASS GREAT AGAIN!  Now, where's my MSGA hat?

[Smoken D 992]

I'm always right vs You're always wrong

Who's the best captain on the Enterprise

I know because I have more experience than you

And of course the best discussion

 

BACON!!!

[Wyatt 205]

Oscar Meyer bacon versus any other bacon

 

We need to have a taste off!

Edited October 16, 2019 by Wyatt

[Tyrel Cody 3,320]

Should we change Frontiersman Category in some way?

[Ace_of_Hearts 707]

What is Ace of Hearts secret in having so many girlfriends?

 

[Smoky Pistols 482]

9 minutes ago, Ace_of_Hearts said:

What is Ace of Hearts secret in having so many girlfriends?

 

That's easy--none of them know about it!

[Allie Mo, SASS No. 25217 4,143]

3 hours ago, Widder, SASS #59054 said:

 

Which brings up a life long nagging question:

 

Why is it that the Moderators always get in the last word before a thread is locked..... 

 

..........Widder

 

I know! There has to be a perk to being vilified.

[Tyrel Cody 3,320]

24 minutes ago, Ace_of_Hearts said:

What is Ace of Hearts secret in having so many girlfriends?

 

 

Lot's of alcohol and VERY LOW standards?

[Yul Lose 4,538]

50 minutes ago, Ace_of_Hearts said:

What is Ace of Hearts secret in having so many girlfriends?

 

They’re blind.