Nasty Newt # 7365

I was concerned that they might not be kissable after the match.

When I first started shooting cowboy I saw a guy putting chap stick on his shotgun shells. Okay, I admit it, it was me.

"That'll be the day." "Don't go in there. It won't do ya any good." "All right, Reverend, that tears it. From now on, you stay outa this." "You speak good American for a Comanch. Somebody teach ya?" Those and so many more from the Searchers.

I'll throw in the line between mine and yours, from Robert Duvall as Lucky Ned Pepper.: "I call that bold talk for a one-eyed fat man!"

Not my favorite part either, but they've been doing it that way since the dawn of the "docudrama".

Ned, I aim to kill you in one minute, or take you back to Ft. Smith to be hanged at Judge Parker's convenience. Which'll it be?

The Smothers Brothers ruined that song forever. It's pretty heavy stuff, but if you strum your guitar and sing, "As I walked out on the streets of Laredo.." somebody is going to laugh.

Legend has it that he ejected Weaver so often that Oriole players would get up a pool and bet on which inning he would get tossed.

A rare picture of a rattler that isn't thrust toward the camera on a long stick.

26 bucks for a custom badge is terrific.

Forcing cones were all the rage when I started about 25 years ago. I don't hear it much any more.

The moderators are minimum wage liberals. What else would you expect?

Proper nouns are important, too. Would you rather help your Uncle Jack off a horse, or, help your uncle jack off a horse.

And remember, a gerund takes a possessive pronoun.

My last royalty check for "Passing Through Kansas" was $3.23.