Smoky Pistols

Heaven Can Wait

You have my deepest sympathies UB. I know your heart is heavy and your soul is tired, but keep the happy memories close to your heart. Epitaph By Merrit Malloy When I die Give what’s left of me away To children And old me that wait to die. And if you need to cry, Cry for your brother Walking the street beside you. And when you need me, Put your arms Around anyone And give them What you need to give to me. I want to leave you something, Something better Than words Or sounds. Look for me In the people I’ve known Or loved, And if you cannot give me away, At least let me live on in your eyes And not your mind. You can love me most By letting Hands touch hands, By letting bodies touch bodies, And by letting go Of children That need to be free. Love doesn’t die, People do. So, when all that’s left of me Is love, Give me away.

@Larsen E. Pettifogger, SASS #32933 The cartoon thread is a "sticky" because it has been locked in at the top of the forum so that it is readily accessible to people looking for it. It is popular and widely used. A meme, by definition is "a humorous image, video, piece of text, etc., that is copied (often with slight variations) and spread rapidly by internet users." . So a cartoon may be part of a meme, but a meme is not necessarily a cartoon. The "Ba-dump Tissah" is a reference to the rimshot normally following a punchline, I believe. If I am wrong, I'm sure someone will correct me!

Best way to store potatoes ever invented!

Careful now!!!!!!!!

I thought Buzzy did a great job as well. Seemed to liven it up a little bit. I believe I enjoyed his stint as guest host better than anyone else so far, although I do think that the executive producer they had did well, also.

A round of the good stuff for everybody---On Me!

Eat a bat in China................................too early?????

I've seen these a couple of times and it always makes me smile just thinking of someone taking a scar and turning it into something that brings a smile to their face. I have three tats-two memorials and one clarity phrase. Waited until I was 40 for my first and never regretted a thing. I can see where some don't like them, and that's okay too!

Plain hot dog-mustard and sweet pickle relish or sauerkraut with mustard or chili with mustard Never seen top cut buns, but I'm interested. No hotdogs on wonder bread (or any other sliced bread)

Close enough--More Like the Movies. Great Job!

How about: The castles that you built so high Were just too steep for me to climb And I guess these dirty streets of mine Were just too rough for you

Best Wishes, UB. Hope it gets better soon!

I can vouch for the fact that he doesn't use performance enhancing drugs--freshly bathed is for you to verify!

Damn, Pat! Hope the healing is quick!