J. Mark Flint #31954 LIFE Posted March 5, 2019 Posted March 5, 2019 Father Kit "Cool Gun" Garth has been absent for too long to believe it to be a mere coincidence. applying deductive reasoning, it seems certain that he must be in jail for discharging a firearm in his back yard in violation of some ordinance to be determined at a point in the future. I really want to help him out as, well you know, fools need protecting. Accordingly I am going to be collecting bail money until he returns. I will start with the first pledge of two bits.
Alpo Posted March 5, 2019 Posted March 5, 2019 11 minutes ago, J. Mark Flint #31954 LIFE said: Accordingly I am going to be collecting bail money until he returns. Once he returns he won't need bail money. What you planning to do with all the moola you collect?
Yul Lose Posted March 5, 2019 Posted March 5, 2019 Since he’s been gone this long he probably needs a lawyer and bail has been denied you might want to volunteer your services J. Mark.
J. Mark Flint #31954 LIFE Posted March 5, 2019 Author Posted March 5, 2019 Rules shmooles, you double cocking gunfighter I'm collecting pledges
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted March 5, 2019 Posted March 5, 2019 2 minutes ago, J. Mark Flint #31954 LIFE said: Rules shmooles, you double cocking gunfighter I'm collecting pledges Well, as long as you’re polishing furniture...
Tyrel Cody Posted March 5, 2019 Posted March 5, 2019 I suspect he has another alias and is on the lam. Don't you worry though the FKCCG show will continue on unimpeded.
The Original Lumpy Gritz Posted March 5, 2019 Posted March 5, 2019 Me thinks he found out how to get that ankle bracelet off, and is laughing at all of us. OLG
Smoky Pistols Posted March 5, 2019 Posted March 5, 2019 6 minutes ago, J. Mark Flint #31954 LIFE said: Rules shmooles, you double cocking gunfighter I'm collecting pledges I do believe that the phrase is now "official" HEHEHEH
Yul Lose Posted March 5, 2019 Posted March 5, 2019 8 minutes ago, J. Mark Flint #31954 LIFE said: Rules shmooles, you double cocking gunfighter I'm collecting pledges Who you callin Double Cocking Gunfighter? You coffin chaser!!!
Duffield, SASS #23454 Posted March 5, 2019 Posted March 5, 2019 The last time I needed bail my "friends" offered them money to keep me locked in that Turkish prison. Duffield
Sedalia Dave Posted March 5, 2019 Posted March 5, 2019 Skuttlebutt has it that he’s skulking about wearing a cheap disguise. Not sure why he would do that as wearing cheap disguises usually ends badly.
Eyesa Horg Posted March 5, 2019 Posted March 5, 2019 1 hour ago, J. Mark Flint #31954 LIFE said: Father Kit "Cool Gun" Garth has been absent for too long to believe it to be a mere coincidence. applying deductive reasoning, it seems certain that he must be in jail for discharging a firearm in his back yard in violation of some ordinance to be determined at a point in the future. I really want to help him out as, well you know, fools need protecting. Accordingly I am going to be collecting bail money until he returns. I will start with the first pledge of two bits. He was asking about a virtual gun for rabbits recently
Alpo Posted March 5, 2019 Posted March 5, 2019 40 minutes ago, J. Mark Flint #31954 LIFE said: I'm collecting pledges Starting a sorority?
Sixgun Sheridan Posted March 5, 2019 Posted March 5, 2019 I think we might need to put together a posse and shoot our way into his jail cell. Or maybe hook some rope to the outer wall of his cell and pull with our horses. Or maybe just split up his gear and be done with it.
Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 Posted March 5, 2019 Posted March 5, 2019 7 minutes ago, Eyesa Horg said: He was asking about a gun for rabbits recently He been watching "Valdez Is Coming" again...?
Yul Lose Posted March 5, 2019 Posted March 5, 2019 1 minute ago, Sixgun Sheridan said: I think we might need to put together a posse and shoot our way into his jail cell. Or maybe hook some rope to the outer wall of his cell and pull with our horses. Or maybe just split up his gear and be done with it. I don’t know about all his stuff he has a Henry Big boy.
Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 Posted March 5, 2019 Posted March 5, 2019 Well... if we're divvyin' up his stuff, you can keep the Big Boy, I don't need no more spurs, but can I have dibs on his saddle blanket?
Grizzly Dave Posted March 5, 2019 Posted March 5, 2019 Count me out, I've got more important things to worry about, like am I going to put three ice cubes in my margarita or only two.
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted March 5, 2019 Posted March 5, 2019 1 hour ago, Alpo said: Once he returns he won't need bail money. What you planning to do with all the moola you collect? Can't even get a Milky Way for two bits.
Tyrel Cody Posted March 5, 2019 Posted March 5, 2019 If you want to raise money for a good cause, buy a couple of loading blocks from my buddy Grizzly Dave
J. Mark Flint #31954 LIFE Posted March 5, 2019 Author Posted March 5, 2019 Yes. cause I need an11th loading block! LOL Monopoly money is acceptable. As to the cheap disguises, they can't be any worse than Star Trek (TOS) costumes.
Michigan Slim Posted March 5, 2019 Posted March 5, 2019 My dad and my wife both told me the same thing: Dumbass enough to get in there, dumbass enough to sit in there!
G W Wade Posted March 5, 2019 Posted March 5, 2019 A good friend will offer support and/ or get bail money True friend will be sitting next to you saying " DAMN that was fun" GW
Jabez Cowboy,SASS # 50129 Posted March 5, 2019 Posted March 5, 2019 Just let him rot in jail ,,,,, the'yl get tired of him and turn him loose .... When he starts to really stink ... Jabez Cowboy
Perro Del Diablo Posted March 5, 2019 Posted March 5, 2019 1 hour ago, Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 said: Well... if we're divvyin' up his stuff, you can keep the Big Boy, I don't need no more spurs, but can I have dibs on his saddle blanket? heard he was sitting on that naked are you sure you want it?
Perro Del Diablo Posted March 5, 2019 Posted March 5, 2019 1 hour ago, Eyesa Horg said: He was asking about a virtual gun for rabbits recently Elmer Fudd was hunting rabbit, didn't turn out well for him either.
Tyrel Cody Posted March 6, 2019 Posted March 6, 2019 Remember, it's not waterboarding if they use Diesel.
Smoken D Posted March 6, 2019 Posted March 6, 2019 I don't know, sounds like fake news ta me. Put it on the intranet then it has to be true.
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted March 6, 2019 Posted March 6, 2019 What does Pro Bono mean???
Michigan Slim Posted March 6, 2019 Posted March 6, 2019 4 minutes ago, Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 said: What does Pro Bono mean??? Discount sports shop, aint it?
Pat Riot Posted March 6, 2019 Posted March 6, 2019 I’ll bet Kit Ricochet plugged an officer in the leg while the man was investigating a report of some crazy guy shootin’ up the area and howling at the critters with a bad coyote imitation. He’s probably sportin’ a cool orange jumpsuit, white slip on sneakers and picking up trash along a remote Florida highway somewhere.
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