Korupt Karl 2 Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 Just trying to come up with some unique starting lines either from movies or other western themes. We just had a shoot and one of the lines was: "Aim low they are riding Shetland Ponies." of course Crazy Mingo was there and took offense for us using the short thing and of course he got abused with the variations of the starting line...lol. He's a good sport. KK HEARD A GREAT LINE LATELY? Link to post Share on other sites
Maddog Maxwell SASS#31604 1 Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 I'm using this one in an upcoming match, 'I gave him 2 warning shots, in his head.' Link to post Share on other sites
Rye Miles #13621 7,420 Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 You the one that shot our friend? Shoot one round in the dummy, then shoot the other targets. We've used that line a few times. The other line I love is, "Why XXX you looked like someone just walked over your grave" If no line is required I like to start the stage with "Say when" Link to post Share on other sites
Mack Hacker, #60477 66 Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 There are a bunch of them from "Crossfire Trail" Take it easy, you'll get a more harmonious outcome I never had to fight my way into a saloon before That wasn't shooting, that was killing It's a wonder you lived much past seven Any message you get from me will be crystal clear Can he kill me? Nobody ever has. Not my finest hour Well, maybe I should show you You can leave peacefully or in chains, your choice. Link to post Share on other sites
Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001 510 Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 Hello Bob as ya open up with the shotgun Link to post Share on other sites
Smoken D 2,819 Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 "Take this BrokeBack Mountain"! Link to post Share on other sites
J-BAR #18287 6,732 Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 At yesterday's match, when the TO stuck the timer in my ear I told him I had forgotten the starting line. "There is no line," he said. So I yelled out, "There is no line!" It worked, I got the beep. Link to post Share on other sites
rustyfinger 22618 0 Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 Korupt Karl is my Hero Link to post Share on other sites
Allie Mo, SASS No. 25217 7,343 Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 At The Outlaws' match yesterday, the starting line on all stages except one was "ready." The one that was different is the one we always have at the jail and it is, "it is tough being an outlaw in times like these." Link to post Share on other sites
Jess Money 22 Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 "Gird your loins, you thieving varmint!" Link to post Share on other sites
Mustang Gregg 202 Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 :FlagAm: Same thing as Rye said, "Say when." I always use it when I forget the line. Mustang Link to post Share on other sites
Tex Jones, SASS 2263 888 Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 "We deal in lead, friend". Vin, Magnificent Seven. Link to post Share on other sites
Kid Rich 917 Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 I came here to have FUN not to think. kR Ps. some of you will recognize that. Link to post Share on other sites
Slowhand Bob, 24229 125 Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 It has lost much of its popularity over the years BUT it was so common at one time that I doubt it will ever be overtaken! "Well, are you going to draw them pistols or whistle Dixie?" Movie line, unknown. Link to post Share on other sites
Jefro, SASS#69420 433 Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 Candygram for Mongo!! Candygram for Mongo!! More beans?? J R-E Link to post Share on other sites
Fillmore Coffins, SASS #7884 14 Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 "Someone's gonna have to go back and get a s**tload of dimes" Fillmore Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskey_Kid 84 Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 "Do you know who I am?!" Stand by....beep! Link to post Share on other sites
Amos Dumas, SASS #8447 L 0 Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 "She ain't pretty, but she sure can cook." Link to post Share on other sites
Smoken D 2,819 Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 At yesterday's match, when the TO stuck the timer in my ear I told him I had forgotten the starting line. "There is no line," he said. So I yelled out, "There is no line!" It worked, I got the beep. Same thing happen to me at S.M.R. last week. Worked for me then also Link to post Share on other sites
Doc Frail 0 Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 Are you gonna pull those pistols or whistle 'Dixie'? from outlaw josey wales Link to post Share on other sites
Widder, SASS #59054 8,309 Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 "Widdermaker Ready". ..........Widder Link to post Share on other sites
Southpaw Gringo, SASS # 74217 49 Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 I have two guns. One for each of ya! Link to post Share on other sites
Wyatt 250 Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 One cold morning with both hands on the hangman's noose............It's to cold to be well hung! Link to post Share on other sites
The Original Lumpy Gritz 7,649 Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 "Hav'n you along, is like losing 2 good men" OLG Link to post Share on other sites
Irish-Pat 409 Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 I know "let's have a spelling contest" Link to post Share on other sites
Rance - SASS # 54090 322 Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 Can't use this with young'ins around... But ... "FILL YOUR HANDS!! YOU SOB!!" From Rooster Cogburn.. "Worms gotta eat too!! " From Outlaw Josey Wales "When things get tough ya gotta get real mean!" Link to post Share on other sites
Cheyenne Culpepper 32827 974 Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 Dying aint much of a living boy!,,,,, You gonna pull that hogleg or whistle Dixie? anything by Clint or John Wayne Link to post Share on other sites
Amarillo Rattler 82 Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 Blazing Saddles has many classics, none pass current PC standards. I lost all control on, "Hey man, where da ______ ________" I'll stay with, "Make my chili hot" AR Link to post Share on other sites
John Barleycorn, SASS #76982 1,253 Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 "These pretzels are making me thirsty." Link to post Share on other sites
Major Regret, SASS #57800 0 Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 "Take yore hands off my ass!" Link to post Share on other sites
Phantom, SASS #54973 5,292 Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 Rangers lead the way! Although the "Do you know who I am" is a close second. Link to post Share on other sites
Driftwood Johnson, SASS #38283 1,051 Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 Somebody say 1, 2, 3, go! Link to post Share on other sites
Two Spurs 47 Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 "Do you know who I am?!" Stand by....beep! That is hilarious... I wrote one for the Saloon stage pointing at a mirror saying "I don't like the way you look!" Got lots of laughs as you might imagine. Had a Magnificent 7 themed annual a couple years ago. Remember the scene where Yul Brenner and Steve McQueen were sitting on the stagecoach and SMcQ shook the shotgun shells listening for lead shot? That was simply the indication of ready- shaking SG shells holding them close to the ear. Johnny Morris came up with that one. Pretty cool. Link to post Share on other sites
Cheyenne Culpepper 32827 974 Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 Git er dun!! DRAW!!! Pick it up, put it in, die like a man! Link to post Share on other sites
Russ T. Sites 128 Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 Link to post Share on other sites
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