Cypress Sun 2,831 Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 We want Angel....... Link to post Share on other sites
Cheyenne Culpepper 32827 965 Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 How much for the woman???? Link to post Share on other sites
Bart Solo 140 Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 I am kinda partial to "let'er buck." Link to post Share on other sites
Cheyenne Culpepper 32827 965 Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 We don't need no stinking badges!!! Link to post Share on other sites
Null N. Void 551 Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 Badges, we don't need no stinkin' badges. Don't shoot him, it just will make him mad. Some stupid with the flare gun, burned the place down to the ground. Link to post Share on other sites
Nasty Newt # 7365 357 Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 At Deaf Smith's hotel: "I said honeymoon suite, not pickled pig's feet!" Link to post Share on other sites
Irish Tom 152 Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 More beans, Mr. Taggart? Link to post Share on other sites
Rolan Kraps, SASS # 24084 Life 363 Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 Make the shooter put his arm around the Timer Operator. When ready say "Joey, have you ever seen a grown man Naked?" Link to post Share on other sites
Rolan Kraps, SASS # 24084 Life 363 Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 Starting position. Put your hands on your hips, and pull your knees in tight. Starting line: "It's just a jump to the left!" Link to post Share on other sites
StirrupTrouble 566 Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 There is one they have used a couple of times at one of the clubs I shoot at, and it always makes me laugh... "You couldn't hit a bull in the butt with a banjo." Link to post Share on other sites
mean gun mark 67 Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 I seem to have this qwerk that whatever movie I happen to be watching .when final writing of the stages...that's where I grab the starting lines.....todays match was all quotes from cool hand luke......yeah insert your favorite here....... Link to post Share on other sites
Rye Miles #13621 6,515 Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 Raylan from Justified……."You draw that gun and it'll be the last thing you ever do" Link to post Share on other sites
Blackwater 53393 5,685 Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 My buddy Coon Dog, deaf as a rock, always used "Who farted??" Link to post Share on other sites
Nichols Creek, SASS #77627 38 Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 Hello Stillwell Link to post Share on other sites
Blackey Cole 83 Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 My favorite is dying isn't much of a living. Link to post Share on other sites
Short Term Emory 10 Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 We want Angel....... Yep, one of my all time favorites. RIP Angel, we miss you terribly. Link to post Share on other sites
Boon Doggle 22 Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 I always like to take the given line and change it up a little. You know, make it more personal. Totally confused a couple of TO's who just didn't understand my sense of humor. Link to post Share on other sites
Krazy Kajun 747 Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 At one of our annual Evil Bob matches here in GA, the author of such nonsense and twisted minded mirth, ole Badlands "Evil" Bob, has the starting line "One Three One, One Three One" and naturally the course of fire to start out is 2-1-2 with both your pistols and rifle! Kajun Link to post Share on other sites
Nate Kiowa Jones #6765 461 Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 Here, hold my beer and watch this. Link to post Share on other sites
Riverboat Red, SASS #71733 128 Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 Is this one of those really tough bars? Well then let me have a large glass of warm gin served with a human hair in it. RR Link to post Share on other sites
Chili Ron 938 Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 Howdy, Im partial to Gentlemen start your engines. Best CR Link to post Share on other sites
Buffalo Dick, SASS #12880 47 Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 "The royal ***** is clean, your highness." Bath maid in in "Coming to America." Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskey_Kid 84 Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 I always like to take the given line and change it up a little. You know, make it more personal. Totally confused a couple of TO's who just didn't understand my sense of humor. +1 Link to post Share on other sites
El Hombre Sin Nombre 1,843 Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 Rangers lead the way! : I've never heard that one before. At least not during a cowboy shoot Link to post Share on other sites
Jess Money 22 Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 Is there any kind of penalty, say a SOG, if you don't say the line? Link to post Share on other sites
Cheyenne Culpepper 32827 965 Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 no. Link to post Share on other sites
Dogmeat Dad, SASS #48563L 389 Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 "This is Florida son, it don't snow here!" This was spoken by a shooter, who shall remain nameless, during a particularly cold Florida State Championship, The Last Stand, shot in Orlando in January while it was snowing! Link to post Share on other sites
Bart Solo 140 Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 I don't know if it is a favorite, but we have had a lot of fun with lines from popular songs. If the line is say "somewhere over the rainbow" you can get a 5 second bonus for singing the line in your best Judy Garland to the hoots and hollers of all assembled. Link to post Share on other sites
Hurricane Deck 100366 9 Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 I always like hearing about themed shoots. I'm sure most of the westerns have been covered by SASS clubs around the world. When there's not a line associated with a stage I always use:"Fill your hand you son of a gun!" Link to post Share on other sites
Phantom, SASS #54973 4,686 Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 I've never heard that one before. At least not during a cowboy shoot And you've heard all the other one's before? Link to post Share on other sites
rippin kid 5 Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 We don't need no stinking badges!!! +1 Link to post Share on other sites
Samuel "Doc" Eells 4 Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 I am partial to: I don't rent pigs Or lately it's been: Don't squat with yer spurs on Link to post Share on other sites
Cheyenne Culpepper 32827 965 Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 never seen soooo many men wasted, so badly!! clint Link to post Share on other sites
Cannon 25 Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 "...You gotta get mean. I mean plum mad-dog mean!" "Reckon I'm right popular." From - The Outlaw Josey Wales Good luck Karl! Link to post Share on other sites
El Hombre Sin Nombre 1,843 Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 And you've heard all the other one's before? I'm guessing you don't know the origin of that one, else you would have known what I was referring to. Link to post Share on other sites
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