Cheyenne Culpepper 32827 Posted August 2, 2015 Posted August 2, 2015 We don't need no stinking badges!!!
Null N. Void Posted August 2, 2015 Posted August 2, 2015 Badges, we don't need no stinkin' badges. Don't shoot him, it just will make him mad. Some stupid with the flare gun, burned the place down to the ground.
Nasty Newt # 7365 Posted August 2, 2015 Posted August 2, 2015 At Deaf Smith's hotel: "I said honeymoon suite, not pickled pig's feet!"
Rolan Kraps, SASS # 24084 Life Posted August 2, 2015 Posted August 2, 2015 Make the shooter put his arm around the Timer Operator. When ready say "Joey, have you ever seen a grown man Naked?"
Rolan Kraps, SASS # 24084 Life Posted August 2, 2015 Posted August 2, 2015 Starting position. Put your hands on your hips, and pull your knees in tight. Starting line: "It's just a jump to the left!"
StirrupTrouble Posted August 3, 2015 Posted August 3, 2015 There is one they have used a couple of times at one of the clubs I shoot at, and it always makes me laugh... "You couldn't hit a bull in the butt with a banjo."
mean gun mark Posted August 3, 2015 Posted August 3, 2015 I seem to have this qwerk that whatever movie I happen to be watching .when final writing of the stages...that's where I grab the starting lines.....todays match was all quotes from cool hand luke......yeah insert your favorite here.......
Rye Miles #13621 Posted August 3, 2015 Posted August 3, 2015 Raylan from Justified……."You draw that gun and it'll be the last thing you ever do"
Blackwater 53393 Posted August 3, 2015 Posted August 3, 2015 My buddy Coon Dog, deaf as a rock, always used "Who farted??"
Blackey Cole Posted August 3, 2015 Posted August 3, 2015 My favorite is dying isn't much of a living.
Short Term Emory Posted August 3, 2015 Posted August 3, 2015 We want Angel....... Yep, one of my all time favorites. RIP Angel, we miss you terribly.
Boon Doggle Posted August 3, 2015 Posted August 3, 2015 I always like to take the given line and change it up a little. You know, make it more personal. Totally confused a couple of TO's who just didn't understand my sense of humor.
Krazy Kajun Posted August 3, 2015 Posted August 3, 2015 At one of our annual Evil Bob matches here in GA, the author of such nonsense and twisted minded mirth, ole Badlands "Evil" Bob, has the starting line "One Three One, One Three One" and naturally the course of fire to start out is 2-1-2 with both your pistols and rifle! Kajun
Nate Kiowa Jones #6765 Posted August 3, 2015 Posted August 3, 2015 Here, hold my beer and watch this.
Riverboat Red, SASS #71733 Posted August 3, 2015 Posted August 3, 2015 Is this one of those really tough bars? Well then let me have a large glass of warm gin served with a human hair in it. RR
Chili Ron Posted August 3, 2015 Posted August 3, 2015 Howdy, Im partial to Gentlemen start your engines. Best CR
Buffalo Dick, SASS #12880 Posted August 3, 2015 Posted August 3, 2015 "The royal ***** is clean, your highness." Bath maid in in "Coming to America."
Whiskey Kid Posted August 3, 2015 Posted August 3, 2015 I always like to take the given line and change it up a little. You know, make it more personal. Totally confused a couple of TO's who just didn't understand my sense of humor. +1
El Hombre Sin Nombre Posted August 3, 2015 Posted August 3, 2015 Rangers lead the way! : I've never heard that one before. At least not during a cowboy shoot
Jess Money Posted August 3, 2015 Posted August 3, 2015 Is there any kind of penalty, say a SOG, if you don't say the line?
Dogmeat Dad, SASS #48563L Posted August 3, 2015 Posted August 3, 2015 "This is Florida son, it don't snow here!" This was spoken by a shooter, who shall remain nameless, during a particularly cold Florida State Championship, The Last Stand, shot in Orlando in January while it was snowing!
Bart Solo Posted August 3, 2015 Posted August 3, 2015 I don't know if it is a favorite, but we have had a lot of fun with lines from popular songs. If the line is say "somewhere over the rainbow" you can get a 5 second bonus for singing the line in your best Judy Garland to the hoots and hollers of all assembled.
Hurricane Deck 100366 Posted August 3, 2015 Posted August 3, 2015 I always like hearing about themed shoots. I'm sure most of the westerns have been covered by SASS clubs around the world. When there's not a line associated with a stage I always use:"Fill your hand you son of a gun!"
Phantom, SASS #54973 Posted August 3, 2015 Posted August 3, 2015 I've never heard that one before. At least not during a cowboy shoot And you've heard all the other one's before?
Samuel "Doc" Eells Posted August 3, 2015 Posted August 3, 2015 I am partial to: I don't rent pigs Or lately it's been: Don't squat with yer spurs on
Cheyenne Culpepper 32827 Posted August 3, 2015 Posted August 3, 2015 never seen soooo many men wasted, so badly!! clint
Cannon Posted August 3, 2015 Posted August 3, 2015 "...You gotta get mean. I mean plum mad-dog mean!" "Reckon I'm right popular." From - The Outlaw Josey Wales Good luck Karl!
El Hombre Sin Nombre Posted August 3, 2015 Posted August 3, 2015 And you've heard all the other one's before? I'm guessing you don't know the origin of that one, else you would have known what I was referring to.
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