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Ok so I was watching old McDonalds commercials and one for the Big Mac ( They looked so Big in the 70s, ) Now as your reading this can you remember the Big Mac song ?

 

First line is : 2 All beef patties ,

 

and now that your smiling have a great day !!

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I asked my wife and she just sang it! I ain't typing that much!

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Special sauce....


it was a very effective campaign. I remember it all.

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Lettuce, cheese...

 

I know that one, the Oscar Meyer Weiner song, the Armor Hotdog song and the jingles for dozens of commercials. Because of this my memory was impacted and I kept forgetting to do my homework so I never excelled in school. 
 

That’s my story.,..

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I was thinking the other day that they could not do the Armor hot dogs commercials anymore.

 

Hot dogs. Armor hot dogs. What kind of kids like Armor hot dogs?

 

Fat kids skinny kids kids that climb on rocks. Tough kids sissy kids even kids with chickenpox love hot dogs, Armor hot dogs. The dogs kids love to bite.

 

Fat kids. Obesity is a national disease, and we should not make light of it. (Make light of being overweight. I should be ashamed of that shouldn't I?)

 

Skinny kids. Neither should we make light of an eating disorder like anorexia.

 

Sissy kids? Are you serious? The queer groups would be all over you.

 

You might could get away with Oscar Mayer weiner. "Everyone would be in love with me".

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Howdy,

 

 

four fried chickens an a koke.

 

Best

CR

 

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:ph34r:  Big Mac and a root beer was lunch most days when I was a mechanic  at Orange County Honda 1969-73.  Loved the secret sauce.....  Working on commission there was no time to stop and wash hands.....  maybe a wipe with a shop towel if particularly oily or greasy....

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Bus driver applied for a job a private school. He was hired for the job, given the keys to a bus brightly painted in a Sesame Street theme.

 

At the first stop, a portly girl gets on the bus and says "I'm Patty and I'm fat". He doesn't think too much about it and proceeds on.

 

At the second stop, another portly girl gets on the bus and says "I'm Patty also and I'm fatter". Now he starts to wonder what he's got himself into.

 

At the third stop, a skinny boy gets on the bus and says "I'm Ross and I'm special". That's his last pickup, so he heads back to the school. He thinks, okay not too bad.

 

On the way to the school Ross lets out a huge fart and grins ear to ear. Right then, he decides that he will resign when he gets back to the school.

 

He arrives at the school, drops his passengers off safely and heads to the principal's office to quit.

 

The principal asks the man why he is quitting after only one day.

 

The man replies  "Two obese Patti's, special Ross, cutting the cheese on a Sesame Street bus is just too much for me".

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1 hour ago, Chili Ron said:

Howdy,

 

 

four fried chickens an a koke.

 

Best

CR

 

 

I think you mean:

Dry white toast (1st order)

4 whole fried chickens and a coke. (2nd order)

Edited by Maddog McCoy SASS #5672
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Haven’t had one in thirty years!!  I haven’t voluntarily gone to a Clown Burger since my youngest grandson decided Hardee’s/Carl’s jr. was better around age five.  ‘Bout eight years!!

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I remember the song vividly! I've had exactly ONE Big Mac in my whole entire life! I don't like all that crap on it. I much prefer a Quarter Pounder w/cheese!

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Oh I  wish I was an Oscar Meyer wiener,

That's what I'd truly love to be.

Because if I was an Oscar Meyer wiener,

Everyone would be in love with me!

 

Oh I'm glad I'm not a Oscar Meyer wiener,

that is what I'd never want to be.

Because if I was an Oscar Meyer wiener,

there would be nothing left of me!

 

Now if I could forget this out dated stuff then I'd have brain space for remembering my cell phone number? 

 

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3 hours ago, Blackwater 53393 said:

Haven’t had one in thirty years!!  I haven’t voluntarily gone to a Clown Burger since my youngest grandson decided Hardee’s/Carl’s jr. was better around age five.  ‘Bout eight years!!

I used to eat Hardee's all the time. "Hurry on down to Hardee's, where the burgers are charcoal broiled". There was one right across the street from my high school.

 

Then they had the Jack in the Box Ebola scare, and it changed to "hurry on down to Hardee's where the burgers are charcoal briquettes". They took them burgers until that cow was dead, and then they would cook it some more. And I decided I did not want to pay good money to eat burnt meat.

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I haven't been in a McDonald's since the"massacre" in southern California many years ago which was followed almost instantly by the founder Ray Crock's widow taking the entire McDonald's structure to the anti-gun side.

 

I don't knowingly support any person or organization that won't support me and mine.

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17 hours ago, Subdeacon Joe said:

Duo omnes annuum patties bubulae, specialis condimentum, lactuca, caseo, allia et cepae in sesamae semen saliva lupae.

Google translate says: Two all beef patties potato, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on sesame seed spit whore.    ;)

 

https://translate.google.com/?sl=auto&tl=en&text=Duo omnes annuum patties bubulae%2C specialis condimentum%2C lactuca%2C caseo%2C allia et cepae in sesamae semen saliva lupae.&op=translate

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4 hours ago, Raylan said:

Google translate says: Two all beef patties potato, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on sesame seed spit whore.    ;)

 

https://translate.google.com/?sl=auto&tl=en&text=Duo omnes annuum patties bubulae%2C specialis condimentum%2C lactuca%2C caseo%2C allia et cepae in sesamae semen saliva lupae.&op=translate

That is what I got also.  Some times google isn't exact.

 

STL Suomi

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4 hours ago, Raylan said:

Duo omnes annuum patties bubulae

 

4 hours ago, Raylan said:

Google translate says: Two all beef patties potato

Personally, I always thought that bubala meant grandma, not potato.

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I worked for the man that invented the Big Mac, he owned the McDonald’s I worked at in high school. I think he and his brother owned over twenty. He would come in with a stop watch and time service. He would also come in and pull on off the rack to check quality. 

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