Tennessee williams Posted March 5 Share Posted March 5 Widder's birthday is today. Nearly a hunert years ago his Daddy was out in the waiting room when the Dr came out and told him, "I sure am sorry sir. We tried all we could try but he lived." Yep, Widder is so old he was one of the waiters at the last supper. He's also the only one I know who has an autographed copy of the Bible. It must've been a good childhood for him getting to play in the Sahara forest like he did. Widder is at the age where he's been there and done that, he just can't remember what it was. He still has all the females chasing him around though. The fact they're all female mosquitoes has no bearing on that fact. He is super talented though. For instance, he's the only one I know who can cough, fart, sneeze, and pee all at the same time. All jokes aside, we all like to make fun of Widder. Happy Birthday pard! 1 1 16 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted March 5 Share Posted March 5 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ...... some of what he said ....... 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eyesa Horg Posted March 5 Share Posted March 5 Happy Birthday Widder 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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TN Mongo, SASS #61450 Posted March 5 Share Posted March 5 Hope you had a great birthday! We'll shoot together again as soon as it warms up enough for you to come out of hibernation 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Okie Sawbones, SASS #77381 Posted March 5 Share Posted March 5 The key on Ben Franklin’s kite was to his apartment. He's so old, he burps dust. At his age, “Getting a little action” means he don’t need to take any fiber today. He's so old, an “all-nighter” means not getting up to pee. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L Posted March 5 Share Posted March 5 2 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rye Miles #13621 Posted March 5 Share Posted March 5 Happy Birthday!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grumpy Old Man Posted March 5 Share Posted March 5 Happy Birthday, Widder!!!!!!!!!!!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted March 5 Share Posted March 5 I remember him being turned down for a job as sheepherder by Captain Noah while we were loading the ark. The Skipper said we had enough foul smelling critters aboard as it was. Didn't know Widder had a couple of inner tubes hidden out. Happy birthday you old scudder. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cypress Sun Posted March 5 Share Posted March 5 Happy Birthday Widowmaker (over the) Hill 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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The Original Lumpy Gritz Posted March 6 Share Posted March 6 Are we sure Widder can count that high? Will he need a fire permit for ALL of those candles? Is there even a cake big enough, to hold all of those candles? Have a fantastic birthday 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeaconKC Posted March 6 Share Posted March 6 Happy Birthday Widder! And yes the females are still chasing him....to give him his laxatives, 32 pounds of pills, hearing aids, etc... 1 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted March 6 Share Posted March 6 Most people who are familiar with Kieth Richards believe that Widder might be his real father!! Happy Birthday, my friend!! 1 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sedalia Dave Posted March 6 Share Posted March 6 Happy Birthday 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
watab kid Posted March 6 Share Posted March 6 happy birthday , take solace we are all getting old , 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father Kit Cool Gun Garth Posted March 6 Share Posted March 6 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imis Twohofon,SASS # 46646 Posted March 6 Share Posted March 6 Momma always said "Gettin old aint for sissies" Imis 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted March 6 Share Posted March 6 Thanks EVERYONE. Of course, TW has to always 'stir the pot'. I might look my age but right now, I don't feel my age. Of course, I'm not really sure how my age is suppose to feel..... I have some longevity in my family blood line. Mom turned 96 a few months back. And she has a couple older sisters still living. I have an older brother and sister, all of us now retired. Life has been good and the Good Lord's blessings have come with fairly good health and basically sound of mind. Even Mom has a pretty good recollection of things. About the only detriment in my life is my lack of having good trustworthy and honest friends who pay me back my money in a timely manner......... ..........Widder 5 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Graybeard Posted March 6 Share Posted March 6 Happy Hatch Day Widder 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 Posted March 6 Share Posted March 6 Happy Birthday Pard! Many Happy Returns! Here's a cake!! 1 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imis Twohofon,SASS # 46646 Posted March 6 Share Posted March 6 So how much do you owe us? Imis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texas Maverick Posted March 6 Share Posted March 6 9 hours ago, Widder, SASS #59054 said: Thanks EVERYONE. Of course, TW has to always 'stir the pot'. I might look my age but right now, I don't feel my age. Of course, I'm not really sure how my age is suppose to feel..... I have some longevity in my family blood line. Mom turned 96 a few months back. And she has a couple older sisters still living. I have an older brother and sister, all of us now retired. Life has been good and the Good Lord's blessings have come with fairly good health and basically sound of mind. Even Mom has a pretty good recollection of things. About the only detriment in my life is my lack of having good trustworthy and honest friends who pay me back my money in a timely manner......... ..........Widder So how much does TW owe ya? TM 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001 Posted March 6 Share Posted March 6 @ TW Widder may be gettin' old , but is he still whippin' upon ya ? CB 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perro Del Diablo Posted March 6 Share Posted March 6 I think widders candles are burning in Texas panhandle(over million acres) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted March 6 Share Posted March 6 17 hours ago, Blackwater 53393 said: Most people who are familiar with Kieth Richards believe that Widder might be his real father!! Happy Birthday, my friend!! HAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAA! Heeheehhee..hick..snort. Sigh. Ha! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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