Grumpy Old Man

Was out mowing field with zero turn mower and it just died. Took a little to figure out it was blowing fuse to ignition switch. Thought switch was bad, so ordered a new one. Not the problem. Going to call dealer and see if they have an answer. And got 1.3" of rain since. Yard looks like crap. My alias is legit.

Military Grade.

Back in the mid 80's, the shop I worked in still had the huge stoker furnices. Years before, one of the guys used to sit behind it to eat lunch. He had since passed away. His chair was still there. One day, as I walked past it, I swear I saw him sitting there. A second look and he was gone. I have that chair in my house now, known as the ghost chair.

Watched all but a couple of them.