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Don't toss a bunch of unwrapped tootsie rolls into a public pool.

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Lay naked on a bear skin rug in front of the warm fire place.  Evidently Cracker Barrel has a policy against this because I'm not allowed to come back.

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Howdy,

See Mt Rushmore.

The most boring thing out west. Just hold up a Rushmore post card. Same same.

Custer Battlefield very interesting surprise.

Best

CR

 

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Actually, if tootsie rolls or the Baby Ruth were in there, at least around here, they'd have to shut down the pool, clean it and sanitize it before anyone would be allowed to swim again . Been, there done,that after a very young swimmer had an "accident " in our 53,000 gallon pool here a few summers ago. Took me awhile to get the chlorine balanced back out after all the extra we had to put in during the sanitize faze.:blink::(:blush:

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NOT to do? Go to Portland, Oregon. ;)

 

 

 

 

 

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13 hours ago, Chantry said:

Don't toss a bunch of unwrapped tootsie rolls into a public pool.

I thought Baby Ruth was the better choice. 

 

BS

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On 5/25/2021 at 1:01 PM, Four-Eyed Buck,SASS #14795 said:

Actually, if tootsie rolls or the Baby Ruth were in there, at least around here, they'd have to shut down the pool, clean it and sanitize it before anyone would be allowed to swim again . Been, there done,that after a very young swimmer had an "accident " in our 53,000 gallon pool here a few summers ago. Took me awhile to get the chlorine balanced back out after all the extra we had to put in during the sanitize faze.:blink::(:blush:

On Undercover Boss, this was called an AFR, accidental fecal release.  Yep, so common that it had a systemized acronym.

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16 hours ago, Perro Del Diablo said:

let @patriot use your bar tab

Oh, that's easy to fix.  Just get even.:D

 

Bottles, another for me and my friend here and put it on Pat's tab.

 

Sure it's OK with Pat.  Here, watch.

 

(waves at Pat across the room and he waves back)

 

See, Bottles?  He's good with it.;)

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4 hours ago, Smuteye John SASS#24774 said:

Oh, that's easy to fix.  Just get even.:D

 

Bottles, another for me and my friend here and put it on Pat's tab.

 

Sure it's OK with Pat.  Here, watch.

 

(waves at Pat across the room and he waves back)

 

See, Bottles?  He's good with it.;)

My plan is to invite @widder and @tennessewilliams for all you can eat nanner splits on @patriots tab of course

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On 5/25/2021 at 7:00 AM, Chantry said:

Don't toss a bunch of unwrapped tootsie rolls into a public pool.

this is true, just one should do the trick.

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