Things NOT to do this summer

[Chantry]

Don't toss a bunch of unwrapped tootsie rolls into a public pool.

[Matthew Duncan]

Lay naked on a bear skin rug in front of the warm fire place.  Evidently Cracker Barrel has a policy against this because I'm not allowed to come back.

[Pat Riot]

9 minutes ago, Chantry said:

Don't toss a bunch of unwrapped tootsie rolls into a public pool.

Because they sink…and they absorb the taste of chlorine. 

[LawMan Mark, SASS #57095L]

I was going to buy a book on phobias, but I was afraid it wouldn't help me.  

[Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L]

34 minutes ago, Chantry said:

Don't toss a bunch of unwrapped tootsie rolls into a public pool.

 

Or a Baby Ruth!

[Pat Riot]

1 hour ago, Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L said:

 

Or a Baby Ruth!

They sink too…but still taste pretty good after…if you’re drunk. So I was told 

[Chili Ron]

Howdy,

See Mt Rushmore.

The most boring thing out west. Just hold up a Rushmore post card. Same same.

Custer Battlefield very interesting surprise.

Best

CR

 

[Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984]

2 hours ago, Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L said:

 

Or a Baby Ruth!

Was t that a Bill Murray stunt?

[Alpo]

Some kid threw it in. Bill Murray picked it up and ate it.

[irish ike, SASS #43615]

Caddy Shack

 

[Four-Eyed Buck,SASS #14795]

Actually, if tootsie rolls or the Baby Ruth were in there, at least around here, they'd have to shut down the pool, clean it and sanitize it before anyone would be allowed to swim again . Been, there done,that after a very young swimmer had an "accident " in our 53,000 gallon pool here a few summers ago. Took me awhile to get the chlorine balanced back out after all the extra we had to put in during the sanitize faze.

[Dantankerous]

NOT to do? Go to Portland, Oregon. 

 

 

 

 

 

[Charlie Harley, #14153]

 

[Smoky Pistols]

Eat a bat in China................................too early?????

[Barry Sloe]

13 hours ago, Chantry said:

Don't toss a bunch of unwrapped tootsie rolls into a public pool.

I thought Baby Ruth was the better choice. 

 

BS

[Imis Twohofon,SASS # 46646]

Watch most of the latest crop of crap from Hollywood

 

Imis

[Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062]

snowboarding in the Sahara ..........   

[Perro Del Diablo]

let @patriot use your bar tab

[Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474]

Take a sight seeing trip to Wuhan.

 

[Tom Bullweed]

On 5/25/2021 at 1:01 PM, Four-Eyed Buck,SASS #14795 said:

Actually, if tootsie rolls or the Baby Ruth were in there, at least around here, they'd have to shut down the pool, clean it and sanitize it before anyone would be allowed to swim again . Been, there done,that after a very young swimmer had an "accident " in our 53,000 gallon pool here a few summers ago. Took me awhile to get the chlorine balanced back out after all the extra we had to put in during the sanitize faze.

On Undercover Boss, this was called an AFR, accidental fecal release.  Yep, so common that it had a systemized acronym.

[Smuteye John SASS#24774]

16 hours ago, Perro Del Diablo said:

let @patriot use your bar tab

Oh, that's easy to fix.  Just get even.

 

Bottles, another for me and my friend here and put it on Pat's tab.

 

Sure it's OK with Pat.  Here, watch.

 

(waves at Pat across the room and he waves back)

 

See, Bottles?  He's good with it.

[Tom Bullweed]

Buy primers in a store.

Still hoping to find in estate sales and such if reasonable.

[Perro Del Diablo]

4 hours ago, Smuteye John SASS#24774 said:

Oh, that's easy to fix.  Just get even.

 

Bottles, another for me and my friend here and put it on Pat's tab.

 

Sure it's OK with Pat.  Here, watch.

 

(waves at Pat across the room and he waves back)

 

See, Bottles?  He's good with it.

My plan is to invite @widder and @tennessewilliams for all you can eat nanner splits on @patriots tab of course

[El CupAJoe]

On 5/25/2021 at 7:00 AM, Chantry said:

Don't toss a bunch of unwrapped tootsie rolls into a public pool.

this is true, just one should do the trick.

[Forty Rod SASS 3935]

Not to do?   High on my list is visiting California

[bgavin]

Breathe the summer air in No. California.

[Cheyenne Ranger, 48747L]

3 hours ago, bgavin said:

Breathe the summer air in No. California.

 

they have air??

[bgavin]

Smoke.