The Stupid Is Strong

[Subdeacon Joe 24,684]

https://www.nationalreview.com/news/biden-proposes-training-cops-to-shoot-attackers-in-the-leg-to-reduce-fatalities/

 

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“the idea that instead of standing there and teaching a cop when there’s an unarmed person, coming at him with a knife or something"

 

Now, I might be wrong on this, but if you have "a knife or something" doesn't that mean you are armed?

[J-BAR #18287 5,723]

Joe’s been watching too much TV in his basement.

[Subdeacon Joe 24,684]

8 minutes ago, J-BAR #18287 said:

Joe’s been watching too much TV in his basement.

 

 

Hey!  I don't have a basement!  

[Pat Riot, SASS #13748 20,695]

How do you hit them in the leg when shooting in the air...off your porch? Moron!

[Abilene Slim SASS 81783 2,574]

Spoken like a man who has a security detail and never ever had a gun pointed at him 

[Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 5,489]

Man's a freakin' idiot.

 

On the other hand... he probably realizes that nearly all the rioters and looters are members of his party, while the officers are not.  

[Subdeacon Joe 24,684]

2 minutes ago, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said:

How do you hit them in the leg when shooting in the air...off your porch? Moron!

 

 

Nope.  He is not a moron.  He is an idiot studying hard to become a moron, but is failing the class.

[J-BAR #18287 5,723]

5 minutes ago, Subdeacon Joe said:

 

 

Hey!  I don't have a basement!  

  
 

The other Joe,

 

don’tcha know!

 

[Badlands Bob #61228 1,763]

That's a stupid idea on so many levels.  How about we teach people not to attack police officers.

[Jabez Cowboy,SASS # 50129 1,283]

Perhaps by shooting Armed attackers ....

Attack the Police expect to get Shot end of Problem ...

 

Natural Selection ,,, Weed out the Stupid ...

 

Jabez Cowboy

[Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L 2,000]

Come on guys, everyone knows that the police can shoot any weapon out of the hands of the perp without harming him/her! So there is no need to train them to wound anyone!

 

Just ask the (insert descriptive here). This is what often happens on TV and in movies so it must be true.

[Badlands Bob #61228 1,763]

The police don't even need to shoot you.  They can kill you with their secret police death grip.  

[Lawdog Dago Dom 1,676]

Wow.

They had 3 to 3.5 years to scour the country for a strong candidate.

And this was the best they found?

[Cat Brules 1,726]

5 hours ago, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said:

How do you hit them in the leg when shooting in the air...off your porch? Moron!

The bullet has to come down, so it hit the guy in the leg??

 

Cat Brules

[Cat Brules 1,726]

The Dims are scrambling for an intelligent, capable individual as Sleepy’s potential running mate, so if he does win and ultimately, almost inevitably, becomes unstable and forced to resign, that they’ll have someone as VP that can speak coherently and string words into sentences.  “Here, Joe,” sit down and have another Twinkie, willya?”
 

Cat Brules

[Smuteye John SASS#24774 2,600]

This is coming from the same jenius (misspelled intentionally for increased sarcastic impact) that suggested shooting through doors and firing warning shots into the air.  In his defense, his senility isn't helping much. 

 

On the other hand, he didn't have that many faculties to lose to begin with.

 

Dom,

 

Why do you think that the Leftists are being so picky about choosing their VP candidate?   They figure to declare Creepy Uncle Shotgun Joe incompetent and replace him with the VP.

[Sedalia Dave 11,894]

I am a little surprised that Hillary isn't up on her cauldron vying for the job.

[Pat Riot, SASS #13748 20,695]

3 hours ago, Cat Brules said:

The bullet has to come down, so it hit the guy in the leg??

 

Cat Brules

Years ago JB said all you needed to protect your home was a double barreled shotgun. “Just fire it in the air and scare off the bad guys...” or something silly like that. 

[Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 6,843]

Go for the femoral artery, no court appearance will be needed.

[Capt. R. Hugh Kidnme 1,099]

5 hours ago, Badlands Bob #61228 said:

The police don't even need to shoot you.  They can kill you with their secret police death grip.  

It's not a secret police grip. It's a five finger death punch..........it's all about technique.

[Ozark Huckleberry 855]

4 hours ago, Cat Brules said:

The Dims are scrambling for an intelligent, capable individual as Sleepy’s potential running mate, so if he does win and ultimately, almost inevitably, becomes unstable and forced to resign, that they’ll have someone as VP that can speak coherently and string words into sentences.  “Here, Joe,” sit down and have another Twinkie, willya?”
 

Cat Brules

 

Biden is a stalking horse candidate, keeping public scrutiny off The One.

 

The most likely VP selection is waiting the proper time to come forward (reluctantly, of course, but for the good of the nation) to unite the party and serve two years plus one day (read the 22nd amendment for that reasoning) as VP before Joe steps aside.

 

[Rye Miles #13621 6,169]

7 hours ago, Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L said:

Come on guys, everyone knows that the police can shoot any weapon out of the hands of the perp without harming him/her! So there is no need to train them to wound anyone!

 

Just ask the (insert descriptive here). This is what often happens on TV and in movies so it must be true.

They learned how to do that that from watching old Lone Ranger episodes! He could shoot a gun out of someone's hand from 100 yards on horseback!!

[Ozark Huckleberry 855]

25 minutes ago, Rye Miles #13621 said:

They learned how to do that that from watching old Lone Ranger episodes! He could shoot a gun out of someone's hand from 100 yards on horseback!!

The Lone Ranger had the original high-capacity guns. 

[Texas Lizard 1,059]

On 6/1/2020 at 6:02 PM, Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 said:

Man's a freakin' idiot.

 

On the other hand... he probably realizes that nearly all the rioters and looters are members of his party, while the officers are not.  

He also knows they will vote for him either way...Alive or dead....

 

Texas Lizard

[Utah Bob #35998 15,297]

5 hours ago, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said:

Years ago JB said all you needed to protect your home was a double barreled shotgun. “Just fire it in the air and scare off the bad guys...” or something silly like that. 

Yeah, he said he told his wife to just go out on the balcony and fire the shotgun into the are and the burglars would run away.

 

I ran out of words to describe Biden long ago. I’ll have to invent some.

 

 

[Charlie Harley, #14153 2,762]

4 hours ago, Utah Bob #35998 said:

 

I ran out of words to describe Biden long ago. I’ll have to invent some.

Stooperific?

 

Moronogasmic?

 

Ignoratonic?

 

This could be fun!

[Forty Rod SASS 3935 6,844]

"So stupid he couldn't pee a hole in a snowbank."

 

Thomas A. Taylor (my Dad almost seventy years ago)

[Sawhorse Kid 707]

As they say in Cop School,  A wounded man can still kill you.

[Smuteye John SASS#24774 2,600]

16 minutes ago, Sawhorse Kid said:

As they say in Cop School,  A wounded man can still kill you.

There you go trying to inject reality into Creepy Uncle Shotgun Joe's thought process!

 

Talk about cheating!

[Sawhorse Kid 707]

6 minutes ago, Smuteye John SASS#24774 said:

There you go trying to inject reality into Creepy Uncle Shotgun Joe's thought process!

 

Talk about cheating!

 

Sorry, I tend to suffer from common sense. 

[Subdeacon Joe 24,684]

1 hour ago, Forty Rod SASS 3935 said:

"So stupid he couldn't pee a hole in a snowbank."

 

Thomas A. Taylor (my Dad almost seventy years ago)

 

 

 

[Sedalia Dave 11,894]

2 hours ago, Sawhorse Kid said:

 

Sorry, I tend to suffer from common sense. 

 

Several Saloonatics suffer from that malady.

 

Prevents us from ever have a career as a politician   

[Forty Rod SASS 3935 6,844]

1 hour ago, Subdeacon Joe said:

 

 

 

I heard about a guy who got fired after his name was found in the snow after an office party.  It was written in his boss's wife's handwriting.    

[Birdgun Quail, SASS #63663 2,969]

I hate snow.

[Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 5,840]

Here in Canada, AKA Snowmobile country, we teach our kid when they are young: DON'T EAT YELLOW SNOW !