Gungadin Posted August 31, 2023 Share Posted August 31, 2023 You pull your double action semiautomatic pistol and....thumb the hammer...but don't take off the safety. BTW the hammer isn't easily thumb-able. Houston we have a problem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edward R S Canby, SASS#59971 Posted August 31, 2023 Share Posted August 31, 2023 You shoot a modern, action handgun match with a revolver. You load six rounds but reload after firing five. (Yes, I've done it.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pb Mark Posted August 31, 2023 Share Posted August 31, 2023 You load one, skip one, then load four in your SAA carry gun, stick it in the IWB holster and head into town without thinking twice about it. Nope, personally don't carry that but just seems like I gotta carry a revolver instead of a plastic fantastic and thumb the hammer when practicing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Barleycorn, SASS #76982 Posted August 31, 2023 Share Posted August 31, 2023 If you have more cowboy clothes than regular clothes, and 90% of your t shirts are from shoots you attended. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirk James Posted August 31, 2023 Share Posted August 31, 2023 You can remember the stories with the appropriate lines. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tennessee williams Posted September 1, 2023 Share Posted September 1, 2023 You almost draw your carry gun at the grocery store because the cashier swiped yer item over the scanner and it beeped. In my defense, I was standing at SASS default already. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
watab kid Posted September 1, 2023 Share Posted September 1, 2023 if you put your thumb up to cock your semi-auto and get that dreaded "cut" -----they heal slow , i know - dont ask .................. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Crimes Posted September 1, 2023 Share Posted September 1, 2023 The room is silent, and your wife is staring at you...................... Your first thought is, damn I can't remember the line Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
watab kid Posted September 1, 2023 Share Posted September 1, 2023 can we ever remember the line ? i dont and its usually posted right there in front of me , adlib generally works tho , better if its funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pb Mark Posted September 1, 2023 Share Posted September 1, 2023 Maybe not a long-term salty SASS member yet, but after first responding, then thinking about this thread.... went downstairs, tore my SP101 apart and bobbed the hammer. No more thumb cocking the cch for me anymore! As a "pretty much new" CAS shooter, you know you are a CAS shooter when your wife creates a new financial spreadsheet for the CAS related "stuff" that keeps showing up on the credit card statements. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gungadin Posted September 1, 2023 Author Share Posted September 1, 2023 Wife asked if I was ready to go. I put my hands on my hat and said 'I'm your huckleberry' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caladisi kid Posted September 1, 2023 Share Posted September 1, 2023 Your doodles on paper all become new stage sets and you dream of different target sequences! ( quilty ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J-BAR #18287 Posted September 1, 2023 Share Posted September 1, 2023 If your family calls you by your alias instead of your real name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Crimes Posted September 1, 2023 Share Posted September 1, 2023 12 hours ago, watab kid said: can we ever remember the line ? i dont and its usually posted right there in front of me , adlib generally works tho , better if its funny When I TO if someone asks me what's the line, I make up something funny or silly. I change it for every person even on the same stage. It's now becoming a game and people deliberately ask me "what's the line" just to see how silly I can get. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoss Posted September 1, 2023 Share Posted September 1, 2023 When you place your order at Chick Fil A and they ask your name and you tell them “HOSS” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted September 1, 2023 Share Posted September 1, 2023 When half the people you know call you by your alias but your shooting/traveling companions are the ones who call you by your real name ‘cause they are used to being in public with you all the time!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Clark Posted September 1, 2023 Share Posted September 1, 2023 2 hours ago, J-BAR #18287 said: If your family calls you by your alias instead of your real name. For the last decade + Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silver Creek Jack Posted September 1, 2023 Share Posted September 1, 2023 When your practicing on your range at home and you accidentally drop a loaded pistol and just about have a heart attack cause you know it’s a match DQ, then realize YOUR AT HOME! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
watab kid Posted September 2, 2023 Share Posted September 2, 2023 5 hours ago, Major Crimes said: When I TO if someone asks me what's the line, I make up something funny or silly. I change it for every person even on the same stage. It's now becoming a game and people deliberately ask me "what's the line" just to see how silly I can get. i like that , it makes it fun and builds a rapport within the group as everyone gets to enjoy it with you , Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imis Twohofon,SASS # 46646 Posted September 2, 2023 Share Posted September 2, 2023 When you count wnenever you do anything repetitious Imis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rooster Ron Wayne Posted September 2, 2023 Share Posted September 2, 2023 When all your friends and family call you buy your alias . ( Rooster ) And your Wife starts decorating the house with Rooster wall hangings , hand towels & knick knacks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tn Tombstone Posted September 2, 2023 Share Posted September 2, 2023 When you hear gunfire and automatically start counting rounds fired. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lever Action Landon Posted September 4, 2023 Share Posted September 4, 2023 When you drop food on the floor at home and yell "Brass Picker" and the dog comes running. My dogs name is Harley. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abilene, SASS # 27489 Posted September 4, 2023 Share Posted September 4, 2023 When you hear somebody has a birthday and you wonder if they are moving up in category. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hashknife Cowboy Posted September 4, 2023 Share Posted September 4, 2023 You find a cowboy gun at the LGS and ask if they have two...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tennessee williams Posted September 4, 2023 Share Posted September 4, 2023 On 9/1/2023 at 7:23 AM, Pb Mark said: As a "pretty much new" CAS shooter, you know you are a CAS shooter when your wife creates a new financial spreadsheet for the CAS related "stuff" that keeps showing up on the credit card statements. Thats why we all carry cash! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gateway Kid SASS# 70038 Life Posted September 4, 2023 Share Posted September 4, 2023 2 hours ago, Tennessee williams said: Thats why we all carry cash! Your wife lets you have cash!?!! just a second, let me give her my wife’s number so she can explain how that is ok! Regards Gateway Kid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L Posted September 4, 2023 Share Posted September 4, 2023 3 hours ago, Hashknife Cowboy said: You find a cowboy gun at the LGS and ask if they have two...... Years ago, when they were still in production, I wanted a USFA 7 1/2 inch Pre War SAA. I ordered one from my LGS. When it arrived it had a companion with the next SN! So now I have two USFA 7 1/2 inch Pre War SAA's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tennessee williams Posted September 4, 2023 Share Posted September 4, 2023 1 hour ago, Gateway Kid SASS# 70038 Life said: Your wife lets you have cash!?!! just a second, let me give her my wife’s number so she can explain how that is ok! Regards Gateway Kid My wife gets mad at me if I go to the gunshow and DON'T buy anything. I joined sass so she joined too. Her or my daughter either one have shot a match. They're Tennessee Whiskey and Rowdy Riley. Wife figures since I'm a life member SASS will go broke if they don't renew. Sure she has her faults like making me buy guns, cooking spaghetti, chopping firewood, and cutting the grass, but I love her anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
watab kid Posted September 6, 2023 Share Posted September 6, 2023 On 9/4/2023 at 12:17 PM, Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L said: Years ago, when they were still in production, I wanted a USFA 7 1/2 inch Pre War SAA. I ordered one from my LGS. When it arrived it had a companion with the next SN! So now I have two USFA 7 1/2 inch Pre War SAA's. i like those , very nice , is one really longer and the other shorter version ? no criticism i have a pair of mismatched barrel lengths and a par of matched so i can say - i like both and really mean it , Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L Posted September 6, 2023 Share Posted September 6, 2023 53 minutes ago, watab kid said: i like those , very nice , is one really longer and the other shorter version ? no criticism i have a pair of mismatched barrel lengths and a par of matched so i can say - i like both and really mean it , This is an ad from USFA depicting two different barrel lengths. In the bottom LH corner the ad lists 7-1/2, 5-1/2 and 4-3/4 barrels. Mine are both 7-1/2 inch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
watab kid Posted September 6, 2023 Share Posted September 6, 2023 ahh that explains it , i had thought that was what i was reading into your post , i did expect them to have been available in all three , and i rather like all three , i do have a 71/2 as well as the 51/2 and 43/4 in my assortment/accumulations ive just never shot my 71/2 for CAS .....just fondled for what thats worth , very nice revolvers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Go West Posted September 7, 2023 Share Posted September 7, 2023 You watch a Western and count shots and look for penalties. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted September 7, 2023 Share Posted September 7, 2023 You watch the cowboy in the movie take his rifle off his shoulder to lever it and tell everyone in the room that he’s doing it wrong and you wonder aloud why why they all lever out the live round that they already had in the chamber every time they see the bad guy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old DeadEye Dakota Posted September 7, 2023 Share Posted September 7, 2023 When you go to the grocery store and look at the prices of items - you are really thinking to yourself - how many primers could I buy for the same amount. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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