Notorious and entertaining wire feuds and WTC

[Captain Bill Burt 2,321]

10 minutes ago, Cypress Sun said:

 

I doubt Charley Daniels will make a song about it. The Phantom went down to Georgia, he was looking for Captain Bill doesn't sound right for some reason.

I agree.  Sounds more like a Jerry Reed song.  Maybe along the lines of the Preacher and the Bear.

 

 

[Marshal Hangtree 1,420]

3 hours ago, Captain Bill Burt said:

What will Phantom do when he gets to Jawja?

He's coming to Jawja?  Really?

[Captain Bill Burt 2,321]

7 minutes ago, Marshal Hangtree said:

He's coming to Jawja?  Really?

He said he is. 

 

I think hell is coming with him too!  Something about wearing tweed and attacking wives.  Sounds interesting.  I think I'm supposed to feel like Gary Cooper in High Noon.

 

 

[Tennessee williams 1,762]

4 hours ago, Captain Bill Burt said:

He said he is. 

 

I think hell is coming with him too!  Something about wearing tweed and attacking wives.  Sounds interesting.  I think I'm supposed to feel like Gary Cooper in High Noon.

 

 

Probably wants to buy you a beer and some pizza. Maybe nanner splits for breakfast. Yall don't get one with two spoons and share though. That'd be weird. Heck, or not nowadays I can't keep up.

[Yul Lose 5,648]

14 minutes ago, Tennessee williams said:

Probably wants to buy you a beer and some pizza. Maybe nanner splits for breakfast. Yall don't get one with two spoons and share though. That'd be weird. Heck, or not nowadays I can't keep up.

First they’ll be sharin spoons then the straw.

[Mister Badly 115]

24 minutes ago, Tennessee williams said:

Probably wants to buy you a beer and some pizza. Maybe nanner splits for breakfast. Yall don't get one with two spoons and share though. That'd be weird. Heck, or not nowadays I can't keep up.

Did someone say nanner split????

[Sawhorse Kid 652]

On 10/15/2019 at 9:47 PM, Yul Lose said:

......Does Ginger indeed look better than Maryann even though they are both in their 90’s. ..........

 

 

Everbody knows Mary Ann is Better than Ginger.  

[Rye Miles #13621 4,821]

Uberti rifles vs. Winchester rifles made in Japan!

[Pulp, SASS#28319 253]

Had some pretty good discussions (fights) when the major/minor power categories were being desperately wanted by a single member.

BTW, I have learned that the best way to start a fight is to bring up an old one!

 

[Shooting Bull 1,768]

Pulp just reminded me of a good one. Adjustable sights should be allowed/outlawed in all categories. 

[The Rainmaker, SASS #11631 722]

16" Squares are the best targets.

[Captain Bill Burt 2,321]

14 hours ago, Tennessee williams said:

Probably wants to buy you a beer and some pizza. Maybe nanner splits for breakfast. Yall don't get one with two spoons and share though. That'd be weird. Heck, or not nowadays I can't keep up.

I know this will really disturb you and Widder, but I've never been into nanner splits.  Nanner pudding with Nilla wafers, sure, but nanner splits, no thanks.  Beer and Pizza is always good, breakfast of champions.

[Tyrel Cody 4,380]

1 minute ago, Captain Bill Burt said:

I know this will really disturb you and Widder, but I've never been into nanner splits.  Nanner pudding with Nilla wafers, sure, but nanner splits, no thanks.  Beer and Pizza is always good, breakfast of champions.

 

Just when I was starting to like you...

 

 

[The Rainmaker, SASS #11631 722]

Pizza from Nancy's in Covington! Big, thick, STUFFED pizza!

 

Oh yeah... ANY ice cream!

[Tequila Shooter 734]

2 hours ago, Captain Bill Burt said:

 Beer and Pizza is always good, breakfast of champions.

 

Beer and Wheaties the breakfast of ex-champions

Beer and Rice Krispies - Snap, Crackle, Burp

[Ramblin Gambler 1,049]

4 hours ago, Captain Bill Burt said:

I know this will really disturb you and Widder, but I've never been into nanner splits. 

 

Me neither.  Always seemed like someone was trying to trick me into eating healthy stuff.  Kinda like carrot cake. 

[Matthew Duncan 925]

4 hours ago, The Rainmaker, SASS #11631 said:

16" Squares are the best targets.

 

16" squares are easier to hit then 16" diamonds!

[Yul Lose 5,648]

4 hours ago, Captain Bill Burt said:

I know this will really disturb you and Widder, but I've never been into nanner splits.  Nanner pudding with Nilla wafers, sure, but nanner splits, no thanks.  Beer and Pizza is always good, breakfast of champions.

Phantom’ll be so disappointed.

[Grizzly Dave 824]

3 hours ago, Tequila Chase said:

 

Beer and Wheaties the breakfast of ex-champions

Beer and Rice Krispies - Snap, Crackle, Burp

 

Perhaps, but from personal experience I can tell you that beer and Cap'n Crunch is NOT a good combination....

[Max Payne 177]

Man! Funny, funny stuff! This thread should win something. I don't know what, but it should win something!!

[Hoss 842]

1 hour ago, Matthew Duncan said:

 

16" squares are easier to hit then 16" diamonds!

Trick is on diamonds is to hold your pistols at an angle like a gangsta from the hood. Then the bullets will perceive them as squares

[Widder, SASS #59054 6,098]

3 hours ago, Matthew Duncan said:

 

16" squares are easier to hit then 16" diamonds!

 

Not exactly.  

Its:   16" diamonds are easier to MISS than 16" squares.

 

..........Widder

 

[Texas Maverick 50]

On 10/16/2019 at 8:00 AM, oak creek martin said:

Some days I check the wire just to see what Phantom is up to! 

Usually no good. LOL

 

TM

[Texas Maverick 50]

On 10/16/2019 at 10:43 AM, Ace_of_Hearts said:

What is Ace of Hearts secret in having so many girlfriends?

 

If you look real close they are blind and deaf.

 

 

[Texas Maverick 50]

On 10/17/2019 at 8:30 AM, Widder, SASS #59054 said:

Phantomborg don't wear his feelings on his sleeve.   I suspect he thinks most of the rest of us

don't either.

 

He'd probably give any of us the shirt off his back.   After all, its got a huge bullseye on it..... 

 

..........Widderborg

 

 

And is purple

[Roscoe Regulator 183]

Here's a feud for ya...topic belongs on the Wire or Saloon.

[Allie Mo, SASS No. 25217 5,202]

On ‎10‎/‎19‎/‎2019 at 8:01 AM, Texas Maverick said:

And is purple

Is this it. Psst, it has black cats on it too.

[Texas Maverick 50]

34 minutes ago, Allie Mo, SASS No. 25217 said:

Is this it. Psst, it has black cats on it too.

Yep, I think it is it the only one he has or he has a bunch of them. LOL

[Tennessee williams 1,762]

9 hours ago, Roscoe Regulator said:

Here's a feud for ya...topic belongs on the Wire or Saloon.

Definitely the wire. It's about cowboy shooting. I'm not responsible for the comments

[Russ The Red 131]

7 hours ago, Allie Mo, SASS No. 25217 said:

Is this it. Psst, it has black cats on it too.

Hey, I know this Guy! I recognize the rolled up sleeves. I've seen him lately helping out in Wyoming and Colorado. He was a Posse Marshall in Hell on Wheels and it was the best Posse I've been with - but DO NOT TELL HIM.

[Stump Water 92]

Bisley Joe.

[Shooting Bull 1,768]

18 hours ago, Allie Mo, SASS No. 25217 said:

Is this it. Psst, it has black cats on it too.

 

That guys shotgun belt is too high. 

 

[Captain Bill Burt 2,321]

59 minutes ago, Shooting Bull said:

 

That guys shotgun belt is too high. 

 

It's OK, his belly is pushing it down in front!

[The Rainmaker, SASS #11631 722]

Holsters are too close together too.

[Allie Mo, SASS No. 25217 5,202]

You can make fun of this photo; but leave his tummy out of it. This was one of Phantom's first matches after a terrible accident and breaking his neck. He was laid up for a long time.

 

PS He likes kitties!