Pulp, SASS#28319

We had wild cats in the recycling warehouse where I worked. Coworker was walking down an aisle when a cat jumped on him from above. i just wish we’d had security cameras.

I was going to school in Shawnee, OK, 30 miles east of OKC. KOMA was great all day, but at sunset they shifted their signal west and that was it until daylight. I listened to KOMA in California one night. WBAP out of Dallas was the big country and western station. Hal Jay and Dick Segal (SP?) had a great morning show, Hal on the ground and Dick flying Jetcopter 820. One morning Hal asked Dick how to give up sex. Dick asked how? “Quit cold turkey or get married and taper off.” WNOE out of New Orleans was also a good one. I called the night DJ and requested the first song of the new year. He played it and mentioned my name.

Wanenmacher is actually an old Comanche word meaning, “watch white man walk shoulder to shoulder and belly to butt, one step at a time”

Just when you think you’ve got something idiot proofed, along comes a better idiot.

Flint Westwood is another that needs to be on the list. Fired the first shot at the first SASS match. With a Ruger in .30 carbine.

I used to think I had some Irish blood in my veins. Then I had a taste of Guinness. So I reckon I’m anything but Irish. Like drinking coffee flavored syrup.

Because she’s practicing to take over Nancy Pelosi’s job as drunk politician!

While working on #3 paper machines we would have to fill a bag paper order every now and then. Folks that complain about plastic bags need to work on a paper machine making bag paper! on the other hand, paper is a renewable resource.

I got lucky, got a few pics before it clouded up

When my brother (Sawyer, for those that remember) was in ‘Nam he called in artillery support . They were close to the gulf. He never could say for sure, but he assumed the New Jersey answered the call. He’d heard incoming shells many times, this sounded like nothing he’d ever heard before. They impacted about 1/4 mile up the mountain from his position. After an impact a wave in the soil would come down the mountain, like a wave in water.

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There was at one time a lawyer by the alias of Nubbins Colt who frequently said juries would not think kindly to folks who carried “Cowboy Guns”. Most of us agreed with him. Finally someone challenged him to find a court case where this actually happened. He could not.

Me too.

It’d mattered to the union at the paper mill where I worked. You could have time off for an in-laws funeral. But that had restrictions. According to the contract my wife’s brother is a brother in law, but his wife is not a sister in law.

I know from experience that it is a lot easier to pour milk into your cereal bowl from a carton or plastic jug than a wide mouth one gallon glass jar. I made a mess or two that way. But I always like raw much better than store bought.