Hurricane Deck 100366 Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 you run a nasty, tarnished piece of copper wire just about all the way through your index finger and the first thought (after a few choice curse words) is "dangit, thats my trigger finger!" and im a computer programmer by trade. . . i type all day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Barleycorn, SASS #76982 Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 When pick vacation you need the SASS events calendar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 You know your a Cowboy shooter when: 1. the Bunkhouse Boss is ask to iron your favorite Cowboy shirt for Sunday morning church. 2. you have more boots than tennis shoes 3. your dress belt is adorned with torquoise 4. your wife gets Bullet Splat jewelry for her birthday AND Christmas ..........Widder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pick Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 You run the trigger on your 73 through the meat of your trigger finger and you finish the last four rounds of the rifle string, THEN pull your finger off the end of the trigger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheyenne Culpepper 32827 Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 all your friends are cowboy shooters!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hurricane Deck 100366 Posted July 21, 2015 Author Share Posted July 21, 2015 You run the trigger on your 73 through the meat of your trigger finger and you finish the last four rounds of the rifle string, THEN pull your finger off the end of the trigger. OUCH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coyote Kincaid Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 True story... When you are at a 3 day shoot and you find yourself cleaning your guns over the toilet in your hotel. When some kids pull the fire alarm and you are grabbing guns and gear. You have more cowboy guns than hunting guns. You'd rather go hunting with your cowboy guns. You've tried to convince the match director to let you shoot two different categories in the same day. Your grocery list includes powder, primers, gun parts and that awesome piece to make your outfit perfect. Being called a gamer boosts your ego. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spades Hanlin SASS#66204 Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 You get banished from the main living room for dry firing your pistols while watching TV!!!! GO IN THE OTHER ROOM IF YER GONNA DO THAT AND WATCH TV!!!!!! Sorry honey did'nt even realize I was doing it. Spades H. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coyote Kincaid Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 Widder calls YOU for help. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fillmore Coffins, SASS #7884 Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 ...when you look at the scores. Fillmore Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Springfield Slim SASS #24733 Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 You buy a large cherry? Armoire to put in your bedroom to hold JUST Cowboy clothes, as your regular closet isn't large enough for everything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deadeye George Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 You don't know what the DOW or NASDAQ is doing but you know that if you buy 30,000 primers you get a price break of .000000013¢ over the cost of buying JUST 10,000 primers at a time! And........ if you catch powder on sale, even a dollar off a pound jar allows you to load 317 more rounds...... FREE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 When you answer to your alias instead of your real name. When people who know nothing about CAS call you by your alias. When you hear a beep or buzz and immediately reach for your hip and look for targets. When one of your checking accounts has your alias in place of your real name, (and half the time you endorse incoming checks that way, AND THE BANK ACCEPTS THEM!!) !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grizzly Dave Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 When you sign work emails with your alias. When you think of yourself more my your alias than your real given name. I tell ya, just call me Grizz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bart Solo Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 Your doctor says you need to loose weight and exercise, but you don't decide to even try until you see the results of you last match and realize you could make up 1/4-1/2 second per stage if you were a little faster on your feet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grizzly Dave Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 When you have no clue how much milk is in the refrigerator but you know within a couple hundred how many primers and bullets, and how much powder you have left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dutch Nichols, SASS #6461 Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 When getting frisky with the Mrs your idea of foreplay is to yell "are you ready....standby!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hud McCoy Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 When the microwave goes off and you shadow shoot all of the wife's nick knacks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boon Doggle Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 When getting frisky with the Mrs your idea of foreplay is to yell "are you ready....standby!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rye Miles #13621 Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 When you are constantly looking for what the weather is gonna be for the next weekend shoot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grizzly Dave Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 When you are constantly looking for what the weather is gonna be for the next weekend shoot! Yup. I do that all the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smoken D Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 When you are constantly looking for what the weather is gonna be for the next weekend shoot! Started that this past Sunday fer the Saturday Shoot, Oh Poop! J-Bar you going? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J-BAR #18287 Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 When you buy your own timer. And yes I'm going! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shooting Bull Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 Your grocery list includes powder, primers, gun parts and that awesome piece to make your outfit perfect. Dang, I want that kind of grocery store in my neighborhood. You know you're a cowboy shooter when you look at the best way to use both hands to do every day tasks so you can practice transitions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yul Lose Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 You sign a check with your alias. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Clark Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 When those cowboy's that you admired when you started the game, congratulate you after the final match results are posted! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fast Enuff Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 When your coffee mug only has your alias, because that's the only name anyone knows to get it back to you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mustang Gregg Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 When your alias is on your tombstone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 deleted. ..........Widder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noz Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 When you buy your own timer. And yes I'm going! I'm going too. I figure if I practice enough I'll make up the 10 seconds per stage required for me to blow you out of the water. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michigan Slim Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 When your boat turns into the fanciest gun cleaning bench you ever saw........ and aint seen the water in almost three years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wyatt Hurts SASS#72737 Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 You get banished from the main living room for dry firing your pistols while watching TV!!!! GO IN THE OTHER ROOM IF YER GONNA DO THAT AND WATCH TV!!!!!! Sorry honey did'nt even realize I was doing it. Spades H. When I start thinking if I am gonna learn me to shoot gunfighter; so I need to have 2 TV's in the living room just so I can practice. Wyatt Hurts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phiren Smoke GUNFIGHTER Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 If you have taken a CCL class and you ask the instructor if you can use your cowboy gun to qualify.....you might be a CAS shooter. Smoke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Griff Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 Your cowboy gun is on the "approved duty gun" list at the SO! (Which means you qualified with it)! When you outshoot the dept's. sniper with your long range cowboy levergun!! (Ok, it was only a 100 yards and a few years back... but, still sayin')! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wyatt Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 ...........walking to the ULT you're trying to figure out how in the wide, wide world of sports it could have taken that long to shoot that stage Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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