Buckshot Bear Posted October 23, 2023 Share Posted October 23, 2023 NOTICE OF MY INTENTION TO LEAVE THE GROUP! It may or may not be disappointing to some people to know that I have decided to leave this page, I am sick and tired of the constant criticisms and remarks about things that have nothing to do with anyone else but me. I am disappointed in several members.... Okay... So I like dressing-up in rubber clothes. So what? And, my culinary tastes might seem strange to some people... but I have particular liking for mango’s. Which brings me to the matter of my sexual preferences, which I know might seem strange to some people, but group sex with short people and pygmies is only a ‘small’ perversion compared to the other matter... And the judge was particularly understanding when I explained that running naked through our local park wearing crotch less fluffy underwear on my head and brandishing a dildo in each hand is an ancient pagan custom and... Oh shit ! Wrong group! Please ignore all of the above. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 Posted October 23, 2023 Share Posted October 23, 2023 12 minutes ago, Buckshot Bear said: NOTICE OF MY INTENTION TO LEAVE THE GROUP! It may or may not be disappointing to some people to know that I have decided to leave this page, I am sick and tired of the constant criticisms and remarks about things that have nothing to do with anyone else but me. I am disappointed in several members.... Okay... So I like dressing-up in rubber clothes. So what? And, my culinary tastes might seem strange to some people... but I have particular liking for mango’s. Which brings me to the matter of my sexual preferences, which I know might seem strange to some people, but group sex with short people and pygmies is only a ‘small’ perversion compared to the other matter... And the judge was particularly understanding when I explained that running naked through our local park wearing crotch less fluffy underwear on my head and brandishing a dildo in each hand is an ancient pagan custom and... Oh shit ! Wrong group! Please ignore all of the above. So, just another Saturday night Down Under, huh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eyesa Horg Posted October 23, 2023 Share Posted October 23, 2023 Thanks Mate for those visuals! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted October 23, 2023 Share Posted October 23, 2023 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chas B. Wolfson, SASS #11104 Posted October 23, 2023 Share Posted October 23, 2023 Annie and I are in the process of planning our 50th anniversary and Australia/New Zealand were on the list of having to see. However, being this will occur in the month of October, I believe that Iceland and Greenland would much easier on the eyes. Regards I think, Chas B Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gracos Kid Posted October 23, 2023 Share Posted October 23, 2023 Concerned me there for a moment......Thought I was going to be the one left to cause the trouble.....Again...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted October 23, 2023 Share Posted October 23, 2023 Well, I am darn glad you aren’t leaving. So what’s the name of this weather forecasting group you were planning on leaving? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rip Snorter Posted October 23, 2023 Share Posted October 23, 2023 1 hour ago, Buckshot Bear said: NOTICE OF MY INTENTION TO LEAVE THE GROUP! It may or may not be disappointing to some people to know that I have decided to leave this page, I am sick and tired of the constant criticisms and remarks about things that have nothing to do with anyone else but me. I am disappointed in several members.... Okay... So I like dressing-up in rubber clothes. So what? And, my culinary tastes might seem strange to some people... but I have particular liking for mango’s. Which brings me to the matter of my sexual preferences, which I know might seem strange to some people, but group sex with short people and pygmies is only a ‘small’ perversion compared to the other matter... And the judge was particularly understanding when I explained that running naked through our local park wearing crotch less fluffy underwear on my head and brandishing a dildo in each hand is an ancient pagan custom and... Oh shit ! Wrong group! Please ignore all of the above. Sounds like you have plenty of "outside interests" to fill the bandwidth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted October 23, 2023 Share Posted October 23, 2023 1 hour ago, Buckshot Bear said: NOTICE OF MY INTENTION TO LEAVE THE GROUP! It may or may not be disappointing to some people to know that I have decided to leave this page, I am sick and tired of the constant criticisms and remarks about things that have nothing to do with anyone else but me. I am disappointed in several members.... Okay... So I like dressing-up in rubber clothes. So what? And, my culinary tastes might seem strange to some people... but I have particular liking for mango’s. Which brings me to the matter of my sexual preferences, which I know might seem strange to some people, but group sex with short people and pygmies is only a ‘small’ perversion compared to the other matter... And the judge was particularly understanding when I explained that running naked through our local park wearing crotch less fluffy underwear on my head and brandishing a dildo in each hand is an ancient pagan custom and... Oh shit ! Wrong group! Please ignore all of the above. I didn't know that you live in San Francisco. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Kloehr Posted October 24, 2023 Share Posted October 24, 2023 I have heard you can always tell an Australian, but you can't tell 'em much... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rye Miles #13621 Posted October 24, 2023 Share Posted October 24, 2023 Hitting the bottle a little heavy tonight?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Kloehr Posted October 24, 2023 Share Posted October 24, 2023 2 minutes ago, Rye Miles #13621 said: Hitting the bottle a little heavy tonight?? No, but did find a half mason jar of 'shine at the back of the fridge. So I got adventurous and searched for fuzzy... Oh, you mean Buckshot! Yes, maybe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001 Posted October 24, 2023 Share Posted October 24, 2023 winter ain't even started good yet this place could get strange CB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 Posted October 24, 2023 Share Posted October 24, 2023 13 minutes ago, Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001 said: this place could get strange CB COULD?!?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imis Twohofon,SASS # 46646 Posted October 24, 2023 Share Posted October 24, 2023 Boy, and they call me weird Imis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted October 24, 2023 Share Posted October 24, 2023 59 minutes ago, Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001 said: winter ain't even started good yet this place could is gonna get strange CB Fixed it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 Posted October 24, 2023 Share Posted October 24, 2023 3 hours ago, Alpo said: I'd hope not. You're well on the way to being our KING! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted October 24, 2023 Share Posted October 24, 2023 “Could get”?? This place has BEEN strange, apparently since before I got here!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jabez Cowboy,SASS # 50129 Posted October 24, 2023 Share Posted October 24, 2023 Don't worry Blackwater You Raised the Bar a Notch or Two... Jabez Cowboy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted October 24, 2023 Share Posted October 24, 2023 2 hours ago, Imis Twohofon,SASS # 46646 said: Boy, and they call me weird Imis Weird? Don't call me weird! DON'T DO IT!!! DON'T!! The last time they called me weird iI was put in an upholstered room and gave me shots and medicines and an Ivy League smoking jacket with buckles up the back and wouldn't let me have my dog or my guns with and wouldn't let me drive the ambulance or turn on the siren and put bright lights in my eyes and kept talking to me very softly, would let me eat anything I like and tried to hypnotize me and couldn't so don't call me weird BECAUSE I WON'T GO BACK TO THAT PLACE AGAIN! I WON'T GO. NO! NO! WHAT'S IN THAT NEEDLE? OW! Oh lookie, butterflies. Heeheeheehee HAHAHAHA! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tennessee Trapper Tom Posted October 24, 2023 Share Posted October 24, 2023 5 hours ago, Forty Rod SASS 3935 said: Weird? Don't call me weird! DON'T DO IT!!! DON'T!! The last time they called me weird iI was put in an upholstered room and gave me shots and medicines and an Ivy League smoking jacket with buckles up the back and wouldn't let me have my dog or my guns with and wouldn't let me drive the ambulance or turn on the siren and put bright lights in my eyes and kept talking to me very softly, would let me eat anything I like and tried to hypnotize me and couldn't so don't call me weird BECAUSE I WON'T GO BACK TO THAT PLACE AGAIN! I WON'T GO. NO! NO! WHAT'S IN THAT NEEDLE? OW! Oh lookie, butterflies. Heeheeheehee HAHAHAHA! Let’s see: Allan Memorial Institute of McGill University, MkUltra, CIA Hey, Forty did you visit Canada sometime between 57 and 64. HHHHHMMMMM! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001 Posted October 24, 2023 Share Posted October 24, 2023 I have gone went and given fair warning , IF , I ever become the voice of reason , we is JACKED CB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozark Huckleberry Posted October 24, 2023 Share Posted October 24, 2023 Does this mean you’re getting double duty from your chaps? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bgavin Posted October 24, 2023 Share Posted October 24, 2023 Golly... I had no idea you belonged to so many California groups. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gateway Kid SASS# 70038 Life Posted October 24, 2023 Share Posted October 24, 2023 15 hours ago, Subdeacon Joe said: I didn't know that you live in San Francisco. Well played sir, well played Regards Gateway Kid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perro Del Diablo Posted October 24, 2023 Share Posted October 24, 2023 Wallaby Jack and buckshot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted October 24, 2023 Share Posted October 24, 2023 33 minutes ago, Perro Del Diablo said: Wallaby Jack and buckshot WHAT !????? ...... what (else) did I do ??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PowderRiverCowboy Posted October 24, 2023 Share Posted October 24, 2023 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Kloehr Posted October 24, 2023 Share Posted October 24, 2023 4 hours ago, PowderRiverCowboy said: I see a blank post... On edit: Fixed, thanks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PowderRiverCowboy Posted October 25, 2023 Share Posted October 25, 2023 53 minutes ago, John Kloehr said: I see a blank post... https://youtu.be/PVrEwCa8nSA Try that shows now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perro Del Diablo Posted October 25, 2023 Share Posted October 25, 2023 15 hours ago, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said: WHAT !????? ...... what (else) did I do ??? We have photograph evidence Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted October 25, 2023 Share Posted October 25, 2023 Me thinks he left… Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001 Posted October 25, 2023 Share Posted October 25, 2023 bet ya , just like a bad penny , he will be back CB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Kloehr Posted October 25, 2023 Share Posted October 25, 2023 1 hour ago, Pat Riot said: Me thinks he left… 26 minutes ago, Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001 said: bet ya , just like a bad penny , he will be back CB He has been liking posts no more than 18 hours ago, he is still here. And if anyone does have pictures of him running in the park naked with the fluffy underwear on his head, I would really appreciate you not posting them. I am low on eye bleach. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted October 25, 2023 Share Posted October 25, 2023 See, I knew Bear was BS’ing us. He wouldn’t be “running” anywhere. Now, if he said he rode a steam driven buggy through the park while naked with fluffy underwear on his head then I would have known for sure he was gone…both mentally and physically! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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