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Gracos Kid

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  1. My wife and I really enjoyed "Persons of Interest" with Jim Caveziel. We watched "Longmire" twice, and also enjoyed "Blacklist". All are quite interesting if you like a series to keep you hanging until the next episode......
  2. I was in the 8th grade, and how they got away with this back then I will never know, but kids got one lick with the paddle for every homework math problem that was incorrect. Poor old Wesley Flanagan, who was dumb as a country rock anyway, when called upon and asked how many problems he missed, replied "NERN". The teacher, knowing this could not possibly be true, asked again, "how many?" Wesley then replied "thirteen"...….She held his hand as he spun around in circles with the dust flying from his blue jeans...…..the rest of us howling with laughter.....
  3. I have a pair of binoculars that are 16x50, and I don't like them because with 16 power it's impossible to hold them steady and view without shaking... almost to the point of becoming motion sick while trying to focus.....
  4. A like new Lee 4-Die set for .45 Schofield loads... ….$40.00 plus shipping.... These are Carbide dies.....
  5. UK Virus ALERT: The English are feeling the pinch in relation to the recent virus threat and have therefore raised their threat level from “Miffed” to “Peeved.” Soon, though, the level may be raised yet again to “Irritated” or even “A Bit Cross.” The English have not been “A Bit Cross” since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies nearly ran out. The virus has been re-categorized from “Tiresome” to “A Bloody Nuisance.” The last time the British issued a “Bloody Nuisance” warning level was in 1588, when threatened by the Spanish Armada. The Scots have raised their threat level from “Pissed Off” to “Let's Get the Bastard.” They don't have any other levels. This is the reason they have been used on the front line of the British army for the last 300 years. The French government announced yesterday that it has raised its alert level from “Run” to “Hide.” The only two higher levels in France are “Collaborate” and “Surrender.” The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively paralyzing the country's military capability. Italy has increased the alert level from “Shout loudly and excitedly” to “Elaborate Military Posturing.” Two more levels remain: “Ineffective Combat Operations” and “Change Sides.” The Germans have increased their alert state from “Disdainful Arrogance” to “Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs.” They also have two higher levels: “Invade a Neighbour” and “Lose.” Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual; the only threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels. The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy. These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy. Australia, meanwhile, has raised its alert level from “No worries” to “She'll be alright, Mate.” Two more escalation levels remain: “Crikey! I think we'll need to cancel the barbie this weekend!” and “The barbie is cancelled.” So far, no situation has ever warranted use of the final escalation level.
  6. A friend had an amusing answering machine message in an exasperated tone: "I knew it, I knew it. I waited and waited for you to call and you didn't. The minute I left the house you called. I'll call you back!"
  7. The best remedy that I have found is to buy at the hardware store a small rubber attachment to screw onto the end of a garden hose that will expand like a balloon when the water is turned on. Get on top of the house and snake the garden hose with the balloon attachment as far down the vent pipe as it will go. When the balloon expands, it seals the vent pipe and is then a high pressure velocity of water that will knock out hair and soap type clogs. I had tried everything and finally called a plumber, thinking it would have to be addressed from inside the house. Little did I know, for less that $10, I could have done it myself after watching him clear in less than 5 minutes...…..
  8. Kowa, to my experience, is the Cadillac of spotting scopes. I can see .22 holes at 200 yards with mine....
  9. Prayers being lifted for you both......And remember my message to you earlier.... Gracos Kid
  10. I hold that right up there next to "Underwater Crocheting".....Should be a financial boom for some...….
  11. Charlie Harley, "The Onion Field" was a book written by Joseph Wambaugh about two police officers that were kidnapped by criminals and I won't share more and reveal too much of the story. Wonderful read if you are law enforcement minded...….
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