Widder, SASS #59054 Posted August 4, 2023 Share Posted August 4, 2023 I neither believe nor disbelieve there are 'outer space vehicles' that are flying around our air space. But, here's my thoughts on all this media and congressional hype concerning these mysteries. Sooooooo, we have these space craft that have flown light years away by living beings inside. And when they get into earths atmosphere, they have the ability to 'hover' and be motionless OR, fly faster and move quicker than anything we got..... and then they crash! Give me a break. It don't make a lick a sense. And if those beings are so advanced, why would they leave behind any parts of bodies or crash equipment. If it can defy gravity, why does it crash? I say HOGWASH to all these Yahoos giving testimony and talking like they know something that no one else knows. I think is just a big fraud and the more they talk, the less believable the story becomes. Just my .02 ..........Widder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tex Jones, SASS 2263 Posted August 4, 2023 Share Posted August 4, 2023 Fun for the feeble minded. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rye Miles #13621 Posted August 4, 2023 Share Posted August 4, 2023 31 minutes ago, Widder, SASS #59054 said: I neither believe nor disbelieve there are 'outer space vehicles' that are flying around our air space. But, here's my thoughts on all this media and congressional hype concerning these mysteries. Sooooooo, we have these space craft that have flown light years away by living beings inside. And when they get into earths atmosphere, they have the ability to 'hover' and be motionless OR, fly faster and move quicker than anything we got..... and then they crash! Give me a break. It don't make a lick a sense. And if those beings are so advanced, why would they leave behind any parts of bodies or crash equipment. If it can defy gravity, why does it crash? I say HOGWASH to all these Yahoos giving testimony and talking like they know something that no one else knows. I think is just a big fraud and the more they talk, the less believable the story becomes. Just my .02 ..........Widder Exactly what I thought! With their advanced technology the fact that they crashed doesn't make a lot of sense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eyesa Horg Posted August 4, 2023 Share Posted August 4, 2023 Maybe a new driver or mechanical failure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rye Miles #13621 Posted August 4, 2023 Share Posted August 4, 2023 10 minutes ago, Eyesa Horg said: Maybe a new driver or mechanical failure. Maybe Klingons shot them or worse the Borg!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Okie Sawbones, SASS #77381 Posted August 4, 2023 Share Posted August 4, 2023 I was taken by aliens out of an Alabama trailer park while I was eating ribs. Turns out they just wanted my rub recipe, then let me go... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted August 4, 2023 Share Posted August 4, 2023 A car made in 1903 stood a good chance of crashing. But a car made in 2023? With the advanced technology of 120 years of improvements? It should be impossible for a car to crash nowadays. Same argument. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L Posted August 4, 2023 Share Posted August 4, 2023 Comparing the government, the media and the public to dogs: UFO's = SQUIRRELS They are a distraction to the issues that the "leaders" do not want to be addressed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted August 4, 2023 Share Posted August 4, 2023 and still, we keep coming back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irish Pat Posted August 4, 2023 Share Posted August 4, 2023 everything is in such a mess UFOs don’t even scare me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Count Sandor, SASS #74075 Posted August 4, 2023 Share Posted August 4, 2023 2 hours ago, Rye Miles #13621 said: Maybe Klingons shot them or worse the Borg!! Bingo! The Borg assimilated them and any useful technology, then used Earth as a garbage dump for what was left... CS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tex Jones, SASS 2263 Posted August 4, 2023 Share Posted August 4, 2023 Klaatu barada nikto. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eyesa Horg Posted August 4, 2023 Share Posted August 4, 2023 I figure with the vastness of space, it's unlikely Earth is the only place with living beings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted August 4, 2023 Author Share Posted August 4, 2023 2 hours ago, Alpo said: A car made in 1903 stood a good chance of crashing. But a car made in 2023? With the advanced technology of 120 years of improvements? It should be impossible for a car to crash nowadays. Same argument. I agree. Likewise though, wrecker service and clean up crews have also improved proportionately that any semblance of wrecks and damages are usually gone before the sun goes down (or comes up, whichever the case may be). And any bodies involved are not left at the crash site for everyone to view, etc......... ..........Widder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 Posted August 4, 2023 Share Posted August 4, 2023 31 minutes ago, Widder, SASS #59054 said: I agree. Likewise though, wrecker service and clean up crews have also improved proportionately that any semblance of wrecks and damages are usually gone before the sun goes down (or comes up, whichever the case may be). And any bodies involved are not left at the crash site for everyone to view, etc......... ..........Widder Yeah but the difference is that we're cleaning up after our own species. What do you think the result would be if a UFO crashed, and then MORE aliens and ships showed up to clean it up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cypress Sun Posted August 4, 2023 Share Posted August 4, 2023 The UFO's are from the future, at least that's what I've said in the past. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted August 4, 2023 Author Share Posted August 4, 2023 3 minutes ago, Cypress Sun said: The UFO's are from the future, at least that's what I've said in the past. My previous wife was a Musician and thought she was 'out of this world'. Well, she was always up in the air, harpin over something. ..........Widder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Creeker, SASS #43022 Posted August 4, 2023 Share Posted August 4, 2023 1 hour ago, Eyesa Horg said: I figure with the vastness of space, it's unlikely Earth is the only place with living beings. I have always stated this. Billions upon billions of stars, trillions upon trillions of planets orbiting those stars - and we have the self centered audacity to believe that ALL the life that exists is solely upon one singular ball of mud. And think about the sheer number of life forms on our planet - from microscopic germs, plants, animals to humans. Again, the audacity to think that this one tiny speck of dust within the entirety of everything is the only place where all of this is possible is beyond comprehension. There is life out there - there is no possible way there is not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 Posted August 4, 2023 Share Posted August 4, 2023 So here's my thought: Probably 95% of the population is walking around with cell phones equipped with fairly high-resolution cameras in their pockets. So... where's all them pictures of flying saucers and bigfoots? Or bigfeets? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Creeker, SASS #43022 Posted August 4, 2023 Share Posted August 4, 2023 Also - advanced technology? We have GPS instructions directing folks to drive across the flats of Death Valley or drive directly into the ocean or take the next left off the side of a mountain. And we have fools that follow those instructions even when contrary to their own eyesight. I doubt the grey gaseous folks from the Hideolobic Galaxy have perfect Google maps - and they probably have just as stupid drivers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oak Ridge Regulator Posted August 4, 2023 Share Posted August 4, 2023 One word explains any and all possible crashes of alien space craft and that word is MURPHY. That sob can ruin anybody’s day ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Original Lumpy Gritz Posted August 4, 2023 Share Posted August 4, 2023 Many so called UFO sightings are classified aircraft test flights. Back in the early 1960's, there was a rash of UFO sightings along central California, buy airline pilots etc. My Father was one of these spotters. Later on in a somewhat secret DOD meeting with the airline pilots and other spotters. It was revealed to be the SR-71 test flights. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted August 4, 2023 Share Posted August 4, 2023 46 minutes ago, Creeker, SASS #43022 said: We have GPS instructions directing folks to drive across the flats of Death Valley Ahhh, GPS. Many years ago we were going to a match. The club hosting the match put directions to the range on their website along with a hand drawn map. And I printed these off. So we're diddybopping down the interstate, and we're coming up on the exit, and I tell him to get over cuz we're supposed to get off at this exit, and then I told him that we just passed the exit we were supposed to get off at. And he informed me that no, TomTom (remember TomTom?) Said to stay on the interstate. TomTom took us to the center of town. The range was not in Tom Tom's memory, so since it could not take us to the range it took us to the town closest to the range. 30 miles away. Directions and map be damned, GPS said we go this way so we will go this way. Got to love technology. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eyesa Horg Posted August 4, 2023 Share Posted August 4, 2023 We tow people out of the ATV trail all the time! Even a semi once, he got in a couple miles!!! Over 6K to drag him backwards out of the woods. Amazes me that people in cars or trucks just keep going when they are dodging rocks and boulders bigger than their cars! By the time they reach an obstacle they can't get by, it's about a half mile too late. We've even put up professionally made signs to earn people to no avail. " The GPS said this is way to go" Mud, ruts, boulders be damned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cypress Sun Posted August 4, 2023 Share Posted August 4, 2023 2 hours ago, Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 said: So here's my thought: Probably 95% of the population is walking around with cell phones equipped with fairly high-resolution cameras in their pockets. So... where's all them pictures of flying saucers and bigfoots? Or bigfeets? When's the last time one of these people with the fancy cell phones actually looked up from their phone to see anything? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted August 4, 2023 Share Posted August 4, 2023 2 hours ago, Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 said: So here's my thought: Probably 95% of the population is walking around with cell phones equipped with fairly high-resolution cameras in their pockets. So... where's all them pictures of flying saucers and bigfoots? Or bigfeets? Everyone is so busy diddling their cell phones that they wouldn't notice a UFO if it landed right in front of them. I've mentioned the zombie apocalypse before and still think that about half the population is suffering from it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Buckshot Bob Posted August 5, 2023 Share Posted August 5, 2023 I’m not letting anyone ruin the X files for me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted August 5, 2023 Author Share Posted August 5, 2023 I guess it all does make sense....... while WE were creating and playing around with a SLINKY, the Martians were speeding thru space at the speed of light, crashing into neighboring planets. I wonder if their women are monogamous. ..........Widder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001 Posted August 5, 2023 Share Posted August 5, 2023 I kinda doubt the aliens , could be any dumber that those in power right now that said , I could be WRONG CB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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