Texas Joker

What did people do before cell phones?

Cracker jack circa 1960?

4 people that weigh 2200 pounds? That's 550 pounds each. I knew the usa had an obesity issue but still? And what if some of the pigeons are in flight on board? How many rooster eggs can I load onboard?

Are you a landed Baron in any of the examples?

And then there is this: https://www.google.com/amp/s/gundigest.com/article/atf-classifies-chore-boy-pot-scrubber-pads-nfa-firearms

Fair water, clean and good for drinking or cooking as opposed to foul water?

There was a paper written called 'Man Of Steel, Woman if Kleenex.' About why a kryptonian with his powers should not mate with a human

Well you would feed prisoners and slaves the cheap stuff. Fermented food keeps without refrigeration longer, beer is calorie intensive and is a sedative.

Sassparilla with a touch of vannilla then carbonated

Finding a good truck at a decent price right now is a challenge to say the least

Bet they take money from rich white people

No. I agree you can make a v6 do 80% of the work of a v8 but the v8 is designed to do the work. And isn't working crazy hard to do it like the v6 is.

Look at the owners manual. Find max tow rating. Get max combined vehicle gross rating. Realize this is the max limit with one person of 150 pounds and a tank of gas not a loaded truck with family of 4 seated. Do you have tow package with cat 4 hitch, 7 pin connector and trailer brake controller? Before you start towing thousands of pounds make sure your truck is set up to tow. Weight distribution hitch or just ball on reciever? Do you have lt tires or p rated tires? Are your shocks set up for towing or passenger comfort? How heavy is the trailer you intend to tow? The tongue weight?? The advertised weight is empty as delivered to the dealer no battery nothing in the tanks. I tow a 2013 hideout 27dbs behind an f150 with a 5.4 triton. If I fill the tanks I am at 90% of max tow rating. And it bouncess and and wiggles down the road. I usually don't put more than 10 gallons in the tanks. If it's empty I am comfortable at 65 mph or less.

Looks shopped to me

They are government agencies so probably exempt