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Watching t,he local news and they said there was police activity at a day shelter for the “unhoused”. 
What??

I swear I can’t keep up with runaway terminology these days. 
Maybe I’ll just start making up my own. I could be a trend setter.

Homeless - Structurally Challenged? Shelter Deprived?

Illegal Aliens - Internationally Flexible Individuals

Career Criminals - Judicially Experienced

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 While camping one time a wind storm took my tent. Was I homeless or untented?

 

Or even a victim of global warming somehow?

 

I find if I can keep my blood pressure out of today's vernacular idiocy life is better.

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13 minutes ago, Dantankerous said:

 While camping one time a wind storm took my tent. Was I homeless or untented?

 

Or even a victim of global warming somehow?

 

I find if I can keep my blood pressure out of today's vernacular idiocy life is better.

I would have said,that must have been intense. But apparently not!

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Fat- Calorically Enhanced

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Well, maybe the places they’ve lived just never felt like “home” to them. It takes more than just living somewhere to make a house a home, after all!

 

Oh, my personal favorite is “Urban Outdoorsmen.”

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2 hours ago, Texas Joker said:

Judicially experienced...

 

I like that one!

How does this separate defendants from lawyers?

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1 hour ago, Rye Miles #13621 said:

It was so much easier years ago, we just called them BUMS!

 

What "we" (society) don't seem to understand is that no matter what you call a person in this condition the term is going to become derogatory.

 

Call them "enhanced urbanites"....3 months from now mom is going to say to her teenage son "get out of bed you worthless enhanced urbanite!!!"

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28 minutes ago, J.D. Daily said:

How does this separate defendants from lawyers?


No separation required!!  :lol:

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1 hour ago, J.D. Daily said:

How does this separate defendants from lawyers?

There a difference?

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Differently housed?. There was a recent local broadcast on the situation. They closed down some encampments but they've moved to other spots. They've built some of those mini-homes but they don't want them. In this segment they went to interview a guy with a large tent/tarp setup behind them. Described him and his group as a "disabled family".

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We all complain about Constitutional infringement regarding the 2nd. These modern enlightened words are proof the 1st has been infringed upon and soundly. 

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1 hour ago, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said:

We all complain about Constitutional infringement regarding the 2nd. These modern enlightened words are proof the 1st has been infringed upon and soundly. 

 

I wouldn't say that.  Exploited, yes, but not infringed.

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Illegal Aliens - "Internationally Flexible Individuals"

So the abbreviated term is IFI's, as in not sure?  :D

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Here in Sacramento, they call the bums "urban campers"

Calling an illegal alien an "undocumented immigrant" is like calling a drug dealer an "unlicensed pharmacist."
Or a street hooker as a "low cost provider"

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On 9/3/2022 at 9:40 AM, Sedalia Dave said:

 

Pick up all the stuff left behind, and drop it in their offices or rooms so they can return it to the owners.

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29 minutes ago, Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 said:

 

Pick up all the stuff left behind, and drop it in their offices or rooms so they can return it to the owners.


 Now there’s an excellent idea. 
 

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4 minutes ago, Smokin Gator SASS #29736 said:

Does anyone believe that the people breaking the law and illegally coming across our southern border would be eagerly welcomed by Democrats if they knew that 80% would eventually vote Republican? 

It’s the whole reason for our current southern border policy 

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