Cracker Jack

[Larsen E. Pettifogger, SASS #32933]

No joke, Cracker Jack has a new partner.  Cracker Jill.

 

[Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967]

Wish they'd bring back the nifty li'l prizes....  the REAL ones, not the paper junk.

 

But now - nuttin'.  

[Pat Riot]

Hmmm…I wonder if Cracker Jill has caramel coated nuts?

[Alpo]

What race is the girl with the blue hair supposed to be?

 

In one article I was reading about this they said that the girls were chosen to represent the most common races in the country.

 

So I see a black girl, and a white girl, and a Oriental girl, and a girl that I suppose is supposed to be hispanic/latino/whatever the hell they call it now.

 

And then there is the dark complected girl with the blue hair.

 

[Texas Joker]

I'm sorry but you can call me cracka but not cracker....

 

https://youtu.be/lxxI4USXv4o

[Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062]

39 minutes ago, Alpo said:

What race is the girl with the blue hair supposed to be?

 

In one article I was reading about this they said that the girls were chosen to represent the most common races in the country.

 

So I see a black girl, and a white girl, and a Oriental girl, and a girl that I suppose is supposed to be hispanic/latino/whatever the hell they call it now.

 

And then there is the dark complected girl with the blue hair.

 

 

 ......... any thing she/he wants ........   

   .... but I ain't no biologist ......   

[Buckshot Bear]

Is 'cracker' PC?

[Alpo]

Cracker is as an acceptable term as is honky, or ofay.

 

It is meant to be offensive, but it is not racist, because only white people are racist.

[Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967]

1 hour ago, Alpo said:

What race is the girl with the blue hair supposed to be?

 

In one article I was reading about this they said that the girls were chosen to represent the most common races in the country.

 

So I see a black girl, and a white girl, and a Oriental girl, and a girl that I suppose is supposed to be hispanic/latino/whatever the hell they call it now.

 

And then there is the dark complected girl with the blue hair.

 

 

I suspect Raspberry....   

[watab kid]

dang , had not thought much of those since i was a kid , i can handle that change i guess - ive accepted some far more disturbing ones 

[Pat Riot]

7 hours ago, Alpo said:

Cracker is as an acceptable term as is honky, or ofay.

 

It is meant to be offensive, but it is not racist, because only white people are racist.

What’s an “ofay”?

 

Cracker is not acceptable to me. A couple of guys at work found that out real quick. Calling me a “cracker” is a good way to get something that is  probably well deserved. 

[Alpo]

Ofay is a term from the late 50s. It is FOE in pig Latin.

[Clay Mosby]

Ain't gonna weigh in on this one, don't want to offend or get banned.

[Father Kit Cool Gun Garth]

 

 

[Father Kit Cool Gun Garth]

10 hours ago, Alpo said:

And then there is the dark complected girl with the blue hair.

 

 

The five depictions of Jill that appear on bags were inspired by the most represented ethnicities in the U.S., per data from the U.S. Census Bureau. 

 

[Cypress Sun]

10 hours ago, Alpo said:

What race is the girl with the blue hair supposed to be?

 

In one article I was reading about this they said that the girls were chosen to represent the most common races in the country.

 

So I see a black girl, and a white girl, and a Oriental girl, and a girl that I suppose is supposed to be hispanic/latino/whatever the hell they call it now.

 

And then there is the dark complected girl with the blue hair.

 

 

Maybe that's the lesbian one.

 

Side note: I understand that the cats (felines) have a class action lawsuit forming for the lack of equal representation on the packaging for the last 127 years. Seems that Fluffy wants to be on the package along with Bingo.

[Capt. R. Hugh Kidnme]

12 hours ago, Alpo said:

What race is the girl with the blue hair supposed to be?

 

In one article I was reading about this they said that the girls were chosen to represent the most common races in the country.

 

So I see a black girl, and a white girl, and a Oriental girl, and a girl that I suppose is supposed to be hispanic/latino/whatever the hell they call it now.

 

And then there is the dark complected girl with the blue hair.

 

Non- binary, gender neutral, unassigned at birth, non culture appropriating, blue haired, alien bigot. Not too many of those around.

[PowderRiverCowboy]

12 hours ago, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said:

Hmmm…I wonder if Cracker Jill has caramel coated nuts?

 

Only In California and New York 

[Buckshot Bob]

12 hours ago, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said:

Hmmm…I wonder if Cracker Jill has caramel coated nuts?

No that’s trans Jill 

[Slapshot]

17 minutes ago, Buckshot Bob said:

No that’s trans Jill 

Nope mixed blood.

[Pat Riot]

2 hours ago, Father Kit Cool Gun Garth said:

 

The five depictions of Jill that appear on bags were inspired by the most represented ethnicities in the U.S., per data from the U.S. Census Bureau. 

 

 

They forgot "Alien Lifeforms" like those in Congress.

 

You can't tell me some of those people are  natural humans. No  way, no how.

[Eyesa Horg]

From the ads for bullying, appears to be a "unique" bipoc. They use the bipoc term on the news here a lot. It sounds worse than other terms to me.

Black, Indigenous, and other People Of Color. 

[Forty Rod SASS 3935]

11 hours ago, Buckshot Bear said:

Is 'cracker' PC?

Hell, no!  Neither is anything else any more.

[Pat Riot]

Cracker Jill and Cracker Jack are owned by Frito-Lay a subsidiary of Pepsi Co.

[Utah Bob #35998]

You can’t know how little I care. 

[Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770]

I like "Fiddle Faddle" better anyway.

[Pat Riot]

1 hour ago, Utah Bob #35998 said:

You can’t know how little I care. 

Ha! Yet you posted...

[TN Mongo, SASS #61450]

Cracker Jill is sexist!  It should be Cracker X.

[Buckshot Bob]

1 hour ago, TN Mongo, SASS #61450 said:

Cracker Jill is sexist!  It should be Cracker X.

XX or XY

[T.K.]

Are they REAL Cracker Jill's or Cracker Jacks who now declare they are Cracker Jill's?

[Alpo]

7 minutes ago, T.K. said:

Are they REAL Cracker Jill's or Cracker Jacks who now declare they are Cracker Jill's?

Is there a Cracker competition, that these fake Cracker Jills want to win?

[Cyrus Cassidy #45437]

17 hours ago, Texas Joker said:

I'm sorry but you can call me cracka but not cracker....

 

https://youtu.be/lxxI4USXv4o

 

We prefer the term, "Saltine-Americans."

[Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

            ......... you guys are cracker-ing me up ......   

[Utah Bob #35998]

On 4/6/2022 at 11:29 AM, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said:

Ha! Yet you posted...

Posting doesn’t mean I give a s***. 

[Rye Miles #13621]

I wonder how long it’ll take them to come out with TransJack and TransJill???